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How do you cope with loneliness when you can't have a girlfriend/wife?

 
Thor's Hamster

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11/11/2012 03:39 PM
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Re: How do you cope with loneliness when you can't have a girlfriend/wife?
Lower your damn standards. I have a friend that complains he is lonely all the damn time, but this is because he wants barbie and not bertha!
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Are you saying I don't deserve a barbie?
You don't know me bro.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27163895


No you do not. No one does. I relaxed my standards and BOOM!! I quit being lonely and started getting laid. I am now married. Had I continued to insist on a skinny model type I'd still be lonely and jacking it every night instead of getting laid.
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I think i rather be forever alone than with someone i can't look at without regret... No wonder the divorce rates are so high, people marry for the sake of marrying and not for love and attraction.
And they you all complain that you're like in prison.
Well, you shouldn't have married a whale.
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ROFL!!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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11/11/2012 03:41 PM
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Are you saying I don't deserve a barbie?
You don't know me bro.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27163895


No you do not. No one does. I relaxed my standards and BOOM!! I quit being lonely and started getting laid. I am now married. Had I continued to insist on a skinny model type I'd still be lonely and jacking it every night instead of getting laid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351


I think i rather be forever alone than with someone i can't look at without regret... No wonder the divorce rates are so high, people marry for the sake of marrying and not for love and attraction.
And they you all complain that you're like in prison.
Well, you shouldn't have married a whale.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27163895


ROFL!!!!
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Singing B52s: "I got me a wife, she's as big as a whale, and she's about to set sail!"
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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11/11/2012 03:47 PM

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A dog, mans best friend.
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11/11/2012 05:31 PM
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Inflatable sheep - get the ones with the extra fluff padding at the rear.
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11/11/2012 05:34 PM
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11/11/2012 05:37 PM

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Binural beats and meditation ...
"a foundation built on lies is always bound to crumble and those who aren't humble shall tumble to the earth"
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11/11/2012 07:20 PM
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Re: How do you cope with loneliness when you can't have a girlfriend/wife?
If the bodily realm holds issues seek solace in the intellectual and emotional ones.


Have you heard of Diogenes?

A young man contemplating marriage sought advice from Diogenes. "Should I marry?"

"Marriage is too soon for a young man"

"Would you have me wait then until I am old."

"Oh no, Marriage is far too late for an old man."

"What am I to do then? I love the girl."

"Love is a luxury no one can afford. It is for those who have nothing better to do."

"What should we be doing then?"

"To seek freedom. But it is not possible to be free if you have a wife and children."

"But having a wife and family is so agreeable."

"Then you see the problem, young man. Freedom would not be so difficult to attain were prison not so sweet."

"You mean to be free is to be alone?"

"We come into the world alone and we die alone. Why, in life, should we be any less alone?"

"To live, then, is terrible."

"No, not to live, but to live in chains."
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11/11/2012 07:21 PM

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Don't ask why.
btw, will castration make it easier to resist temptation?
Serious question.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27163895


Why don't you join a Christian Singles Group at your local church?
Susie

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Fun-Da-Mental

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11/11/2012 08:13 PM

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If the bodily realm holds issues seek solace in the intellectual and emotional ones.


Have you heard of Diogenes?

A young man contemplating marriage sought advice from Diogenes. "Should I marry?"

"Marriage is too soon for a young man"

"Would you have me wait then until I am old."

"Oh no, Marriage is far too late for an old man."

"What am I to do then? I love the girl."

"Love is a luxury no one can afford. It is for those who have nothing better to do."

"What should we be doing then?"

"To seek freedom. But it is not possible to be free if you have a wife and children."

"But having a wife and family is so agreeable."

"Then you see the problem, young man. Freedom would not be so difficult to attain were prison not so sweet."

"You mean to be free is to be alone?"

"We come into the world alone and we die alone. Why, in life, should we be any less alone?"

"To live, then, is terrible."

"No, not to live, but to live in chains."
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DING-DING-DING
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11/21/2012 11:51 PM

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Inflatable sheep - get the ones with the extra fluff padding at the rear.
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Figures...............


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11/22/2012 12:20 AM
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Re: How do you cope with loneliness when you can't have a girlfriend/wife?
So you want to go to a prison from loneliness? You seem to think that you have two choices : loneliness or prison of a relationship.

But there is a third, my friend. And that is of complete freedom. The life of an ascetic.
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11/22/2012 12:25 AM
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Re: How do you cope with loneliness when you can't have a girlfriend/wife?
Lower your damn standards. I have a friend that complains he is lonely all the damn time, but this is because he wants barbie and not bertha!
 Quoting: Golou


Are you saying I don't deserve a barbie?
You don't know me bro.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27163895


Well, that comment tells me you are already in love...with yourself. You are a special guy who deserves only the best. Get a mirror over your bed and delight in your own body.

You would never be happy with anybody and no body will ever be happy with you. Learn to stare into the looking glass and whisper sweet nothings to that great guy looking back with true love in his eyes.

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