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I am selling Free Earthquakes, Order Your Doomsday earthquake here today, NOTHING OVER 10.0 PLEASE

 
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I am selling Free Earthquakes, Order Your Doomsday earthquake here today, NOTHING OVER 10.0 PLEASE
It is pretty simple,
To order your earthquake all you need to do is
#1) give me the location of where you want the earthquake to occur
#2) give me the magnitude of the earthquake of how strong you want it to be
#3) lastly just say these 4 words “In Divinity I trust” and your earthquake will be shipped to your desired location guaranteed
Give it 6 to 12 days for shipping

Here is an example I made

United States, Richmond, Virginia

Magnitude 7.2

“IN DIVINITY I TRUST”
-------------------------------------------------------------​-------------------
It is better to let the world go out of control so they can see their own fate just as I did 20 years ago
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11/06/2012 11:21 PM

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Re: I am selling Free Earthquakes, Order Your Doomsday earthquake here today, NOTHING OVER 10.0 PLEASE
It is pretty simple,
To order your earthquake all you need to do is
#1) give me the location of where you want the earthquake to occur
#2) give me the magnitude of the earthquake of how strong you want it to be
#3) lastly just say these 4 words “In Divinity I trust” and your earthquake will be shipped to your desired location guaranteed
Give it 6 to 12 days for shipping

Here is an example I made

United States, Richmond, Virginia

Magnitude 7.2

“IN DIVINITY I TRUST”
-------------------------------------------------------------​-------------------
 Quoting: Divinityz


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Re: I am selling Free Earthquakes, Order Your Doomsday earthquake here today, NOTHING OVER 10.0 PLEASE
oh my goodness you should win post of the year....cheers to you!
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11/06/2012 11:28 PM

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Re: I am selling Free Earthquakes, Order Your Doomsday earthquake here today, NOTHING OVER 10.0 PLEASE
bump for hilarity.
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Re: I am selling Free Earthquakes, Order Your Doomsday earthquake here today, NOTHING OVER 10.0 PLEASE
God's opinion of a second Presidency of Obama. DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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11/06/2012 11:44 PM
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Re: I am selling Free Earthquakes, Order Your Doomsday earthquake here today, NOTHING OVER 10.0 PLEASE
im freakin amazed no one has taken up the offer......

i thought there would be tons.....

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