I am selling Free Earthquakes, Order Your Doomsday earthquake here today, NOTHING OVER 10.0 PLEASE

It is pretty simple,
To order your earthquake all you need to do is
#1) give me the location of where you want the earthquake to occur
#2) give me the magnitude of the earthquake of how strong you want it to be
#3) lastly just say these 4 words “In Divinity I trust” and your earthquake will be shipped to your desired location guaranteed
Give it 6 to 12 days for shipping

Here is an example I made

United States, Richmond, Virginia

Magnitude 7.2

“IN DIVINITY I TRUST”
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