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Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.

 
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
I'm completely confused.

For the past few months, a bunch of people have repeatedly Facebooked their prayers and other notices that God's will would be done in this Election - because after all, God is in full control.

Tonight, those same people are (often quite angrily) condemning the election results. Some are even going so far as to say that God will remove himself from America because the candidate of their choice wasn't elected.

I'm curious... What happened to God having his way or being in Control? Does it cease being God's will when you don't agree with it or did Obama somehow find a way to "pull one over" on God and circumvent his control, thereby altering God's master plan and manipulating His will?

That Obama must be one powerful dude to put God in his place like that.
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hahaha, I'm saving this. Beautiful. Notice how no one can reply to you. Like I always say, religion is voluntary mental illness.
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Luke 10:18 Behold I saw satan fall as BARAQ O BAMA.
Obama claimed to be messiah.Laugh mock ridicule but the end is close.
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
Exactly.
And more than Obama winning.
Alot of the evangelicals darlings LOST tonight.
Right down the ticket, Republican religionists
fearmongers, obstructionists and haters lost.
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
This is God's will. Now I suggest you get behind Obama before you anger your Lord.
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Your correct on this one. Obama is the Anti-Christ and he can only be defeated by God
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Looks like God was having an off-night tonight. LMFAO!
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God knows exactly what he is doing.......
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Amen
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
non american christians were rooting for Barbacue Obama btw
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
God knows the America people are to fking dumb to choose wisely. Obama will kill America now. You destiny has been decided by god.
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
God knows the America people are to fking dumb to choose wisely. Obama will kill America now. You destiny has been decided by god.
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alright, can I have my islands back now?
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
This is God's will. Now I suggest you get behind Obama before you anger your Lord.
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You are not a serious poster. You are just trying to make others angry .. or you are the most ignorant person on this forum.
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
God knows the America people are to fking dumb to choose wisely. Obama will kill America now. You destiny has been decided by god.
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It has been decided by the elite pukes that controlled all the voting machines!
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
God knows the America people are to fking dumb to choose wisely. Obama will kill America now. You destiny has been decided by god.
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alright, can I have my islands back now?
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I would give you them back np. However, the people on the islands don't wanna be ruled by you Argy ass wipes so the answer is no. GO cry some where else before we send the boys over again to kick your aasses.
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
You chose your own poison. obama is a chastisement on the country. Prepare to suffer, there will be no mercy.
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
if the outcome supports your bigoted ideals,
then it was 'gods will'

if not, then its the 'devils work'

any excuse to make you feel as though you are better than
everyone else.
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
ok send em, but after we get that damn ship off Ghanas coast

damn they screwed us up with that one

Romney had something to do with it


Anyway, can you afford another war? just saying... I know my country cant.
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
God wanted the first lady to have another holiday on your taxes you dumb fks
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
ok send em, but after we get that damn ship off Ghanas coast

damn they screwed us up with that one

Romney had something to do with it


Anyway, can you afford another war? just saying... I know my country cant.
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Look spunk monkey, you will never take those Islands from us so get over it. We will kill and rape your country if you try that shit again.
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
We got iran and china as allies

You will be my own personal bi-otch
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
The Brits would not have stolen the Falklands the last time without help from the US.
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
This is God's will. Now I suggest you get behind Obama before you anger your Lord.
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Matthew 4:10 10 Then said Jesus unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan! For it is written: Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and Him only shalt thou serve.
Wherever you go,there you are.

John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn.

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
The bible says the Earth is 6000 years old.
The bible says God created Adam roughly 6000 years ago.

Science proved that the Earth is 4 billion years old.
Science proved that humans are another variation of ape.

Genesis (the creation story) is basically a rehash of Babylonian myth which ancient Babylonian Jews copied during their captivity in Babylon after their defeat in the land of Palestine.

All OT "prophesies" were concocted after the times they were said to be made in the land of Babylon. The illusion is that most unaware of that fact assume they were not.

All NT accounts are not substantiated by extra biblical documents or accounts. All manuscripts of the bible we currently have are copies of copies of copies of copies (i.e., we possess no original documents). Since people are prone to make mistakes, there is no way to prove the documents we possess are pristine copies of the original.

Not only that, but there are no OT documents older than the Dead Sea Scrolls. These scrolls date only to around 2000 years old, according to the Carbon dating method. The Genesis account is said to begin 4000 years before that. There is no way to prove the accuracy of Genesis, and it is therefore unreliable.

There is no more reason to believe in the bible. This is no trick, Christians. I am not an agent of Satan, or some deceived soul blinded by sin; I am simply against deception.

If you care about what is good, then you should be too.
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
We got iran and china as allies

You will be my own personal bi-otch
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I will personally treat your mum to a my dick if you even try invading. Now go cry about your islands to someone else.
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
The bible says the Earth is 6000 years old.
The bible says God created Adam roughly 6000 years ago.

Science proved that the Earth is 4 billion years old.
Science proved that humans are another variation of ape.

Genesis (the creation story) is basically a rehash of Babylonian myth which ancient Babylonian Jews copied during their captivity in Babylon after their defeat in the land of Palestine.

All OT "prophesies" were concocted after the times they were said to be made in the land of Babylon. The illusion is that most unaware of that fact assume they were not.

All NT accounts are not substantiated by extra biblical documents or accounts. All manuscripts of the bible we currently have are copies of copies of copies of copies (i.e., we possess no original documents). Since people are prone to make mistakes, there is no way to prove the documents we possess are pristine copies of the original.

Not only that, but there are no OT documents older than the Dead Sea Scrolls. These scrolls date only to around 2000 years old, according to the Carbon dating method. The Genesis account is said to begin 4000 years before that. There is no way to prove the accuracy of Genesis, and it is therefore unreliable.

There is no more reason to believe in the bible. This is no trick, Christians. I am not an agent of Satan, or some deceived soul blinded by sin; I am simply against deception.

If you care about what is good, then you should be too.
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and this is satans greatest deception.... he is perfectly happy that you don't believe in him or anything the bible says because that means you would also have to not believe in God.

and just so you know you are indeed deceived, science can only view Gods creation and explain some parts of it but it cant explain why matter itself exist period especially since science says that nothing can create nor destroy matter....


Hebrews 11 3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which appeared.
Wherever you go,there you are.

John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn.

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
I'm completely confused.

For the past few months, a bunch of people have repeatedly Facebooked their prayers and other notices that God's will would be done in this Election - because after all, God is in full control.

Tonight, those same people are (often quite angrily) condemning the election results. Some are even going so far as to say that God will remove himself from America because the candidate of their choice wasn't elected.

I'm curious... What happened to God having his way or being in Control? Does it cease being God's will when you don't agree with it or did Obama somehow find a way to "pull one over" on God and circumvent his control, thereby altering God's master plan and manipulating His will?

That Obama must be one powerful dude to put God in his place like that.
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Exactly. I have noticed the same thing. God can't be all good and all powerful and there still be evil in the world.

Either he isn't all good or he isn't all powerful. Which one is it christiantards?
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I think that both of you are missing the point. We pray that God's Will is done, and as He sets the leaders and authorities in place to either bless or punish, the choice before us this election was indicative of our future.

As nearly all of our ancestors were Christians, does it not seem strange that the kids in all the western lands now overwhelmingly reject Christ Jesus in favour of occultism, Wicca, eastern spirituality and atheism? How do you think that happened? What do you think has enraged the planet over this past century with two world wars and a third looming? That nuclear weapons sit ready to annihilate the planet in one hour?


"When the thousand years are over, Satan will be released from his prison."

Satan is released to once again deceive the nations. Scripture is to and about Israel - and the Israel of God have believed in His name since His ministry nearly 2 thousand years ago. That faith has allowed salvation to come to untold numbers of our ancestors and has kept the darkness bound in order to save. Today, that faith is being broken amongst the nations, who have yet once again chosen Satan just as the Jews did by choosing to release the murderer and insurrectionist instead of the Son of God. Just as the crowds were stirred to release this insurrectionist, today the crowds have been stirred and deceived to do the same. It was prophetic of today.

You are already condemned. The world is already condemned for it's sins. The past 2,000 has been about salvation - God Himself becoming the sacrificial lamb in order to release the captives of sin and death. He's told you how it ends from His viewpoint, sitting outside of our time knowing the end from the beginning. He's told you why the world in the end will choose to release the murderer and insurrectionist again - because most choose the pleasure of unrighteousness that believing the lie affords - and that few choose the path of righteousness that the Truth demands.

The choice between our leaders was practically nil as both lead lives and perform actions that are contrary to Our God's Word. Christians understand that He sets enemies over His people in order to pressure people to bring them to repentance in order to save them. As millions of us watch our good jobs being stripped and given to foreign countries, as millions lose their possessions that they so highly coveted, as millions suffer from diseases and health issues and as millions see hints of the enemies of America gaining unprecented power in the world, one of two things will happen:
1) it will convict their souls in order to drop them to their knees seeking His repentance, or
2) the conviction will lead to even harder hearts and total rebellion.

Obama, who blatantly lies that He is Christian, who puts a Buddha in his pocket and promotes every evil as good, is taking a deceived nation straight to the last days. As he stands up on his podium basking in earthly worship from his masses, understand this - a child of God worships no man but only His Father in Heaven. This is applicable to Romney as well.

Who do you think the nations are that are deceived by Satan? Every land that once was ruled by leaders who set His laws as the basis of their rule. The very same nations that have been actively stripping His laws and His name from every institution with the support of teeming masses who cannot fathom that they are the deceived of Satan. Because they never learned to love the Truth, they will perish because they loved the lie. This is the reality of our humanity - the rebelliousness within most refuses to recognise it's Creator as Creator. The rebelliousness within ourselves leads most to believe and act and feel that man is the pinnacle of existance and therefore like God.
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
I'm a Christian.

While I disagree with a lot from Obama, he is better than Romney.
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
no mercy.
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There's no such thing as "no mercy". Why do you hardcore folks insist on selling God short?
Please pray for me: I used to be a Good Christian™, until I got a hold of some kind of fruity "love" bullshit and decided I need to be less harsh on people.
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
It should be worth noting that everything you fear-mongers, scaredy-cats, and doom-sayers have expressed in this thread has been said about every world leader by one side or the other. If the world's economy has a melt-down, it's because of foolish, human policy-making; it's not the will of this deity or that. There are thousands of religions, that we know of, and probably many, many more that we will never know, that have been lost in the annals of history. Sooooo....

Get your collective head out of your fundamentalist asses, and start helping make a better world/future for all people, and not just the ones you think deserve it.

"Whenever you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, because they love to pray while standing in synagogues and on street corners so that people can see them. Truly I say to you, they have their reward. But whenever you pray, go into your room, close the door, and pray to your Father in secret. And your Father, who sees in secret, will reward you” (Matthew 6:5-6).
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
I'm completely confused.

For the past few months, a bunch of people have repeatedly Facebooked their prayers and other notices that God's will would be done in this Election - because after all, God is in full control.

Tonight, those same people are (often quite angrily) condemning the election results. Some are even going so far as to say that God will remove himself from America because the candidate of their choice wasn't elected.

I'm curious... What happened to God having his way or being in Control? Does it cease being God's will when you don't agree with it or did Obama somehow find a way to "pull one over" on God and circumvent his control, thereby altering God's master plan and manipulating His will?

That Obama must be one powerful dude to put God in his place like that.
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You know what? You're right. Thanks for reminding me OP that God really is in charge. hf
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
do you really want to know why we are upset?
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Certainly. . .

?
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they are not upset! they are scared as to what is to come,they full well know what is coming,and that is the point!sheep
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
This is God's will. Now I suggest you get behind Obama before you anger your Lord.
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You're not supposed to fight him. To resist is to resist the will of God. You are not supposed to support him either. Support means taking the mark. or that's my interpretation. This could be the 'beast will overcome the saints' battle mentioned in the Bible.
And to the AC going on about 6,000 yrs, No it doesn't you bonehead. But it does give a geneology history from Joseph of Jesus' life to Adam. Bear in mind, it is impressed that people lived several hundred years before the flood of Noah.
It was also revised in carbon dating time frames that the 1st modern day female chromozome was from 8,000 yrs ago. Turned out a key part of the dating test actually broke down 20 times faster than initially assumed. Science always revising itself to keep a face of false security. I'll try to find the link on that story and post it.

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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
This is God's will. Now I suggest you get behind Obama before you anger your Lord.
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It's God's will that the devil is not in hell yet, it doesn't mean we ought to worship him.
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Nope. God prevent the devil from becoming head of state. But sure, warp gods will to your liking, im sure he likes that.
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Re: Why are Christians upset Obama won tonight? It's God's will.
Evolved new age Christians don't care
Brainwashed Christians who's heart is not open are upset
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22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

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