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I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.

 
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I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.
Well?
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Re: I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.
Di you know that the BBC super-pedophile Jimmy Savile was also a member of MENSA ???

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11/07/2012 12:08 AM
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Re: I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.
that mean your ears bleed for a few days every month?
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11/07/2012 12:26 AM
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Re: I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.
I'll bite

What's the best way to become empathetic enough to take on other peoples perception to achieve a natural ability, similar to savant-ism or natural athletes?

Or what would be the best way to train my subconscious to rationalize the future and achieve a perception similar to precognition?
Through will of thought we control our emotions and thoughts are often no more difficult to control then we make them to be.
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11/07/2012 12:27 AM
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what is Newton's first law of motion?
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11/07/2012 12:31 AM
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Why do photons have a rest mass in a superconductor ?
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11/07/2012 12:38 AM
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Re: I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.
Why aren't you using your IQ for something more productive than posting one-liners on GLP?
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11/07/2012 12:43 AM
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Re: I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.
you mean MORAN IQ???
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11/07/2012 12:47 AM
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Re: I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.
lets face it, mensa is just a crutch for insecure sociopaths
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11/07/2012 12:49 AM
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Re: I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.
Smoke weed dummy
Or salvia .
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11/07/2012 12:53 AM
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Well?
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What does "mensa" mean in colloquial Spanish?
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11/07/2012 12:56 AM

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Not impressed, OP. Plenty of high IQ's here at GLP.

Anyways...


Strip is to Mobius, as Bottle is to ____________.
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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11/07/2012 12:58 AM
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Hmmm do you swallow?
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What does "mensa" mean in colloquial Spanish?
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it depends what region of spain you're in

in seville it means fishy smelling
in andalusia it means what's that smell
in catalonia it means fucks sake, lets go, it stinks of fish
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What have you done for the betterment of mankind, or have you accomplished anything?
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Re: I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.
Not impressed, OP. Plenty of high IQ's here at GLP.

Anyways...


Strip is to Mobius, as Bottle is to ____________.
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Allow me
Strip is to Mobius, as Bottle is to Klein
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Re: I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.
Not impressed, OP. Plenty of high IQ's here at GLP.

Anyways...


Strip is to Mobius, as Bottle is to ____________.
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Allow me
Strip is to Mobius, as Bottle is to Klein
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Excellent
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Re: I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.
Not impressed, OP. Plenty of high IQ's here at GLP.

Anyways...


Strip is to Mobius, as Bottle is to ____________.
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Allow me
Strip is to Mobius, as Bottle is to Klein
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oh, this is like blankety blank
does one get a free check pen and book?
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Strip is to Mobius, as Bottle is to Klein


If you knew that without help from the internet, you are likely in the top 1% of IQs.

Well played, sir.
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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Smoke weed dummy
Or salvia .
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Already on that path brother, I'll get there sooner or later. Just a matter of narrowing it down some more by gaining more perspectives.
Through will of thought we control our emotions and thoughts are often no more difficult to control then we make them to be.
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Smoke weed dummy
Or salvia .
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I thought this was going to be shit. Turns out he's right.
”It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” - Aristotle
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Strip is to Mobius, as Bottle is to Klein


If you knew that without help from the internet, you are likely in the top 1% of IQs.

Well played, sir.
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"You know what I know, you must be smart."
I could get into Mensa, but I'm not paying $50 for a key chain.

Last Edited by Livingood on 11/07/2012 01:13 AM
”It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” - Aristotle
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11/07/2012 01:17 AM
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Re: I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.
Assuming you are member of Mensa..

If you are really so smart,

A) why did you pay an organisation a SIZABLE ABOUT OF MONEY just to confirm that in their opinion yes, you are smart (and of course give you a special 'look I am smart' badge) ?

B) why would you think IQ is so important?


p.s. but if this is just a simple trolling thread - please ignore these questions,and carry on with the good work of fishing for drama.
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Re: I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.
Assuming you are member of Mensa..

If you are really so smart,

A) why did you pay an organisation a SIZABLE ABOUT OF MONEY just to confirm that in their opinion yes, you are smart (and of course give you a special 'look I am smart' badge) ?

B) why would you think IQ is so important?


p.s. but if this is just a simple trolling thread - please ignore these questions,and carry on with the good work of fishing for drama.
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11/07/2012 01:18 AM
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Re: I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.
How does the party make 2+2=5?
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11/07/2012 01:21 AM
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How does the party make 2+2=5?
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with custard?
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11/07/2012 01:22 AM
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Re: I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.
here's and old joke for you all while we wait for Op to return to the thread..


Q: HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THERE IS A MEMBER OF MENSA IN THE BAR?

A : HE'LL TELL YOU
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11/07/2012 01:23 AM
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Where's Waldo ?
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Re: I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.
Assuming you are member of Mensa..

If you are really so smart,

A) why did you pay an organisation a SIZABLE ABOUT OF MONEY just to confirm that in their opinion yes, you are smart (and of course give you a special 'look I am smart' badge) ?

B) why would you think IQ is so important?


p.s. but if this is just a simple trolling thread - please ignore these questions,and carry on with the good work of fishing for drama.
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^This man speaks the truth. Fucking listen to him.
”It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” - Aristotle
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Re: I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.
cool2

What is your IQ?

Is this label important to you? My brother grew to reject this designation.

Oh...I've thought of something to ask:

When it Sun gives off a CME of notable magnitude, the ringing in my ears abates to a large degree.

Can you consider why this might happen? Prior to losing electrical power in NYC for some days last week, I had wondered if the ringing might be related to a perceived cacaphony of the electromagnetic energy present in our urban environment...which proved to be faulty supposition once the grid went down and the ringing remained. I had decided that CME interference was managing to cancel out whatever was causing this din my ears were picking up.

Any ideas, menza? I cherish silence.

scratching
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Re: I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.
I joined when I was in my 20's. Don't recall what it cost at that time. Went to a few meetings, met some interesting people, got laid...

Haven't been an official "member" for over 20 years.
Not intended to be a factual statement.

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