I have a Mensa IQ Ask me anything.

Di you know that the BBC super-pedophile Jimmy Savile was also a member of MENSA ???

that mean your ears bleed for a few days every month?

I'll bite

What's the best way to become empathetic enough to take on other peoples perception to achieve a natural ability, similar to savant-ism or natural athletes?

Or what would be the best way to train my subconscious to rationalize the future and achieve a perception similar to precognition?

what is Newton's first law of motion?

Why do photons have a rest mass in a superconductor ?

Why aren't you using your IQ for something more productive than posting one-liners on GLP?

you mean MORAN IQ???

lets face it, mensa is just a crutch for insecure sociopaths

Smoke weed dummy
Or salvia .

What does "mensa" mean in colloquial Spanish?

Not impressed, OP. Plenty of high IQ's here at GLP.

Anyways...


Strip is to Mobius, as Bottle is to ____________.

Hmmm do you swallow?

it depends what region of spain you're in

in seville it means fishy smelling
in andalusia it means what's that smell
in catalonia it means fucks sake, lets go, it stinks of fish

What have you done for the betterment of mankind, or have you accomplished anything?

Allow me
Strip is to Mobius, as Bottle is to Klein

Excellent

oh, this is like blankety blank
does one get a free check pen and book?

Allow me
Strip is to Mobius, as Bottle is to Klein

If you knew that without help from the internet, you are likely in the top 1% of IQs.

Well played, sir.

Already on that path brother, I'll get there sooner or later. Just a matter of narrowing it down some more by gaining more perspectives.

I thought this was going to be shit. Turns out he's right.

"You know what I know, you must be smart."
I could get into Mensa, but I'm not paying $50 for a key chain.

Last Edited by Livingood on 11/07/2012 01:13 AM

Assuming you are member of Mensa..

If you are really so smart,

A) why did you pay an organisation a SIZABLE ABOUT OF MONEY just to confirm that in their opinion yes, you are smart (and of course give you a special 'look I am smart' badge) ?

B) why would you think IQ is so important?


p.s. but if this is just a simple trolling thread - please ignore these questions,and carry on with the good work of fishing for drama.

Assuming you are member of Mensa..

If you are really so smart,

A) why did you pay an organisation a SIZABLE ABOUT OF MONEY just to confirm that in their opinion yes, you are smart (and of course give you a special 'look I am smart' badge) ?

B) why would you think IQ is so important?


p.s. but if this is just a simple trolling thread - please ignore these questions,and carry on with the good work of fishing for drama.

How does the party make 2+2=5?

with custard?

here's and old joke for you all while we wait for Op to return to the thread..


Q: HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THERE IS A MEMBER OF MENSA IN THE BAR?

A : HE'LL TELL YOU

Where's Waldo ?

^This man speaks the truth. Fucking listen to him.

What is your IQ?

Is this label important to you? My brother grew to reject this designation.

Oh...I've thought of something to ask:

When it Sun gives off a CME of notable magnitude, the ringing in my ears abates to a large degree.

Can you consider why this might happen? Prior to losing electrical power in NYC for some days last week, I had wondered if the ringing might be related to a perceived cacaphony of the electromagnetic energy present in our urban environment...which proved to be faulty supposition once the grid went down and the ringing remained. I had decided that CME interference was managing to cancel out whatever was causing this din my ears were picking up.

Any ideas, menza? I cherish silence.

I joined when I was in my 20's. Don't recall what it cost at that time. Went to a few meetings, met some interesting people, got laid...

Haven't been an official "member" for over 20 years.