Pros and Cons of an Obama win for Republicans

Pros and Cons of an Obama win for Republicans:

Pros:

1.Four more years to try and prove that Obama is from Kenya.

Sure, it hasn't worked at all yet, but quitters never win!

2. No need for new presidential jokes!

Instead of learning about Mormonism, you can just keep implying that Obama is a Muslim and call it good! This is highly efficient!

3. You personally won't be blamed for problems in the next few years by angry people that hate you for voting for Romney.

You know it would happen, it always does, but you've dodged that completely.

4. Don't have to listen to the stories about polygamous Romney giving women drugs to brainwash them, then sleeping with under aged girls on his secret compound.

Seriously.


Cons:

1. You have to answer for all those jerks that held up signs saying "There's a reason it's called the White house."

Guilt by association, but... yeah, it means you're probably a racist if you laughed.

2. The economy, which has virtually nothing to do with the President, is going to improve, because the cycle is on the upswing now.

It means you have an artificial "Democrat boom" and that it will seem like Obama fixed the "Bush Depression" (also not responsible for that.) This might lead to Biden 2016.

3. Can't lord your teams win over Democrats.

*But you can point out that we shouldn't have picked the lesser of two evils.

4. Fewer tax breaks for the 1%.

'Nuff said.