They vote for him for the lulz. It's hilarious watching racist rednecks get all pissed off. I'm a conservative Libertarian, but I almost wanna vote for Obama just because of how melodramatically mad it makes the Romney zombies, it's really funny seeing grown men throw temper tantrums kicking and screaming because they didn't get their way. Even though they prolly didn't do shit to get their guy in there, just showed up to vote once, and they're all surprised how that didn't instantly save America. Or they're all surprised the GOP set em up with a shitty candidate that can't win and deep down no one believed in that much, so there wasn't a lot they could do to spread the message or get people exited about their guy. All the money and corporate backing in the world, and you couldn't beat the worst president in the history of the US? wow

RIP GOP
Gary Johnson 2016