It's a more pleasant, easier life, geographically.

Liberals take the cream. They scoop the frosting off of the cake. They eat the cookie batter before it's done. They peek at Christmas presents.

They cheat.

Then they claim high intelligence and exposure to other cultures.

Of course, they never talk about how those other cultures, from other countries, are rigidly fixated on their own culture and never change, even when they travel. Oh no - that's to be protected. While at the same time, Americans in "flyover country" are to be culturally destroyed. And why? For all the reasons that the same foreigners so loved by liberals would literally execute these same liberals for back in their own country, while flyover people would and do sacrifice their lives to protect the very things they disagree with, but accept under the Constitution.

And as for their high intelligence, liberals never talk about the 200 million murdered people of socialist countries in the last century. In fact, they don't think about them at all.

Liberals laugh for one reason: because you haven't really understood what absolute scum they really are. They laugh because your own morality prevents you from really "getting" the absolute nature of their evil. They think it's hysterical, because their victims own morality is what they use to get away with mass murder.

Haha. Funny, eh?