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My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/07/2012 08:38 AM
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My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Please help!
Has anyone else experienced this problem?

Last night was just as ordinary as any other. We went to sleep around 10., he wasn't drinking or drunk, he didn't really even drink many fluids last night. We went to bed the same as every night.

This morning the alarm went off and i rolled over to turn it off and there was very noticeable, large wet area surrounding my husband. It was clearly urine from the look and oder. He woke up when the alarm went off. He got up and went to take a shower. We didn't talk about it at all and went through our morning like nothing happened. Now I'm stripping the sheets to put fresh ones on and the smell won't come out of the bed.

We've been married for 5 years and this has NEVER been an issue before. I'm afraid to bring it up or ask him if he's ever had problems before this but I'm afraid I'll embarrass him.

Advice? Please?!
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11/07/2012 08:40 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Send him to the doctor. It's probably medical.
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11/07/2012 08:40 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
How old is he? 3 or 93?
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Please help!
Has anyone else experienced this problem?

Last night was just as ordinary as any other. We went to sleep around 10., he wasn't drinking or drunk, he didn't really even drink many fluids last night. We went to bed the same as every night.

This morning the alarm went off and i rolled over to turn it off and there was very noticeable, large wet area surrounding my husband. It was clearly urine from the look and oder. He woke up when the alarm went off. He got up and went to take a shower. We didn't talk about it at all and went through our morning like nothing happened. Now I'm stripping the sheets to put fresh ones on and the smell won't come out of the bed.

We've been married for 5 years and this has NEVER been an issue before. I'm afraid to bring it up or ask him if he's ever had problems before this but I'm afraid I'll embarrass him.

Advice? Please?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23259296


relax maybe he had a 'wet dream'....
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11/07/2012 08:41 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
How old is he? 3 or 93?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25906057


He is 33
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11/07/2012 08:41 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Do you have a dog?
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11/07/2012 08:42 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Do you have a dog?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15366043


Or a cat...
Or a sleepwalking kid...
Or a room mate with a bad sense of humour..


Maybe it's time to put the husband out to pasture and get a new one.
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11/07/2012 08:43 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Send him to the doctor. It's probably medical.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


most likely. Serious when I say this, it could geared towards the election last night.

Whether he was for Obama or for Romney this election was built around stress. Perhaps that it is over now, he just relaxed up.
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11/07/2012 08:43 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
relax maybe he had a 'wet dream'...

He must be an Obama supporter.
I'm sure he wasn't the only one to have a wet dream last night.
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11/07/2012 08:45 AM

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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Maybe he had a dream he was in the bathroom. Give the guy a freaking break, hag. If it happens again tell him to go see a dr. Stop being so dramatic.
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11/07/2012 08:45 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Maybe he was raped by an alien.
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11/07/2012 08:46 AM

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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Send him to the doctor. It's probably medical.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


most likely. Serious when I say this, it could geared towards the election last night.

Whether he was for Obama or for Romney this election was built around stress. Perhaps that it is over now, he just relaxed up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20676524


Or maybe he doesn't care about elections in the USA because he lives in Germany.
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Maybe he had a dream he was in the bathroom. Give the guy a freaking break, hag. If it happens again tell him to go see a dr. Stop being so dramatic.
 Quoting: Hitokiri


She has the right to be dramatic. A man bladder holds a lot of pee. That mattress is going to be toast.
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11/07/2012 08:46 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
How old is he? 3 or 93?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25906057


He is 33
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23259296


could be a urinary track infection, could just be a fluke
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11/07/2012 08:47 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
How old is he? 3 or 93?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25906057


lmao!Q!
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11/07/2012 08:48 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
OP look on the bright side, now you can fulfill your Roman Golden Shower, fettish, you little freak!
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11/07/2012 08:48 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Psychopaths wet their bed while sleeping.

Kill him when he is in deep sleep!
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11/07/2012 08:49 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Sleep Apnea, he stopped breathing during sleep and long enough for him to be considered clinically dead so he released body fluids...don't worry...just get a $1,000,000 (USD) insurance policy on his life
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11/07/2012 08:50 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
I wet the bed as an adult once. (Only once). Dreamed about going to the bathroom I think. Woke up and I was going. Hasn't happened again in many years.
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11/07/2012 08:50 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Sleep Apnea, he stopped breathing during sleep and long enough for him to be considered clinically dead so he released body fluids...don't worry...just get a $1,000,000 (USD) insurance policy on his life
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14648539


Eeeeeeeeeeek!
That makes bladder infections look like a positive thing in comparison.
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11/07/2012 08:53 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Sleep Apnea, he stopped breathing during sleep and long enough for him to be considered clinically dead so he released body fluids...don't worry...just get a $1,000,000 (USD) insurance policy on his life
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14648539


Nonsense. I have been a sleep technician for four years and have never seen an adult wet the bed as a result of sleep apnea.
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11/07/2012 08:53 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
you didnt discuss it?

and why are YOU dealing with HIS mess?


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11/07/2012 09:01 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
The best thing you can do is wee on him while hes asleep for 77 nights then divorce him.
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11/07/2012 09:02 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Please help!
Has anyone else experienced this problem?

Last night was just as ordinary as any other. We went to sleep around 10., he wasn't drinking or drunk, he didn't really even drink many fluids last night. We went to bed the same as every night.

This morning the alarm went off and i rolled over to turn it off and there was very noticeable, large wet area surrounding my husband. It was clearly urine from the look and oder. He woke up when the alarm went off. He got up and went to take a shower. We didn't talk about it at all and went through our morning like nothing happened. Now I'm stripping the sheets to put fresh ones on and the smell won't come out of the bed.

We've been married for 5 years and this has NEVER been an issue before. I'm afraid to bring it up or ask him if he's ever had problems before this but I'm afraid I'll embarrass him.

Advice? Please?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23259296


married to Evil Twin?
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11/07/2012 09:03 AM

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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Take a shit in the bed and see what he says...if he complains tell him that you thought he'd be fine with it since he pisses there...
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11/07/2012 09:06 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
This thread is funny for all the wrong reasons.

You guys give the impression none of you have almost shit your pants or pissed all down your leg.
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11/07/2012 09:08 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Dont think i have ever pissed the bed as an adult, but i have woken up in a bed of vomit before, i have in fact fallen to sleep on the toilet!

ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL!

ohyeah
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11/07/2012 09:09 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
wow girl you lucky....Houston we have a squirter
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11/07/2012 09:14 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Maybe he had a dream about using the bathroom....I do that often...but only wet myself once and woke up as soon as it started happening...O.o
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11/07/2012 09:17 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Ann Romney, is that you ? charlie
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11/07/2012 09:17 AM
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Re: My husband wet the bed last night!!!!?
Send him to the doctor. It's probably medical.
 Quoting: The Light Under the Door


Doctors won't help. Doctors are just for pretend. They are basically useless.

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