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I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.

 
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I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
We have prettier drag queens around here. I also couldn't bare seeing her make useless trips at taxpayes expense(actually money borrowed from china).
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
kiss that gun goodbye
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
Silly, now you just need to go buy another tv. I hear you on your other gripes though.
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
Pics or shit?
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
Pics or shit.
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Fixed.
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
Liar! You didn't really shoot your tv!
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
We have prettier drag queens around here. I also couldn't bare seeing her make useless trips at taxpayes expense(actually money borrowed from china).
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What an ignorant moronic raciest twat you are, iam sure your a right looker.
Your glass house must be freezing with all those holes in it.
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11/07/2012 09:50 AM
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
Cancel the cable
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11/07/2012 09:53 AM
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
Liar! You didn't really shoot your tv!
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00 buckshot, and ain't getting another one untill 2016.
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11/07/2012 09:56 AM
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
Liar! You didn't really shoot your tv!
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00 buckshot, and ain't getting another one untill 2016.
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Just in time to see this face everyday!!!!!!!!!!

hillary

Hillary 2016
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11/07/2012 10:01 AM
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
The Moochelle is very disturbing to look at. I would hate to see her treking through the forest, it would look like sasquatch.
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11/07/2012 10:04 AM
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
Just go loot one.
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
00 buckshot, and ain't getting another one untill 2016.
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clappa
This is the internet. Your opinion is irrelevant, unless you own a pornsite.
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11/07/2012 10:07 AM
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
Liar! You didn't really shoot your tv!
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00 buckshot, and ain't getting another one untill 2016.
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You will have to get some books* (*Numerous pages of paper with writing on usually backed with thick card (paperback) or hard card (hard back) )

Obviously i doubt VERY much you can fuckin read so try maybe ebooks and then windows 7 will automate it and read it to you. Just like your mama never did.
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11/07/2012 10:08 AM

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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
We have prettier drag queens around here. I also couldn't bare seeing her make useless trips at taxpayes expense(actually money borrowed from china).
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What an ignorant moronic raciest twat you are, iam sure your a right looker.
Your glass house must be freezing with all those holes in it.
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It would be toasty warm if coal wasnt attacked by Bammies office.
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
We have prettier drag queens around here. I also couldn't bare seeing her make useless trips at taxpayes expense(actually money borrowed from china).
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No, you didn't shoot it, it's the only thing of value you own in that single wide trailer of yours, billy bob.. Go get a 40 ouncer and shut the fuck up.
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11/07/2012 10:14 AM
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
Why don't you do yourself a favor and kill yourself?
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11/07/2012 10:15 AM
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
We have prettier drag queens around here. I also couldn't bare seeing her make useless trips at taxpayes expense(actually money borrowed from china).
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No, you didn't shoot it, it's the only thing of value you own in that single wide trailer of yours, billy bob.. Go get a 40 ouncer and shut the fuck up.
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No idea what most of that means but i agree!!
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11/07/2012 10:15 AM
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
But you still masturbate thinking about Michelle Obama's toned and taut upper arms. :)
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11/07/2012 10:16 AM
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
pics or it didn't happen
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11/07/2012 10:17 AM
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
clappa
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11/07/2012 10:19 AM
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
Liar! You didn't really shoot your tv!
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00 buckshot, and ain't getting another one untill 2016.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1040255


You will have to get some books* (*Numerous pages of paper with writing on usually backed with thick card (paperback) or hard card (hard back) )

Obviously i doubt VERY much you can fuckin read so try maybe ebooks and then windows 7 will automate it and read it to you. Just like your mama never did.
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You'll probably need to speak with smaller words and simpler sentences to get the message through here.
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11/07/2012 10:20 AM
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
I couldn't take 6 months ago. Shut it off for good. I feel great.
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11/07/2012 10:29 AM
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
We have prettier drag queens around here. I also couldn't bare seeing her make useless trips at taxpayes expense(actually money borrowed from china).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1040255


No, you didn't shoot it, it's the only thing of value you own in that single wide trailer of yours, billy bob.. Go get a 40 ouncer and shut the fuck up.
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laugh
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
But you still masturbate thinking about Michelle Obama's toned and taut upper arms. :)
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laugh
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
But you still masturbate thinking about Michelle Obama's toned and taut upper arms. :)
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laugh
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laugh
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11/07/2012 10:34 AM
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
But you still masturbate thinking about Michelle Obama's toned and taut upper arms. :)
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in all honesty, her hand jobs HAVE to be amazing. Just sayin....I'd definitely let her rub one out for me
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
What a bunch of racist assholes on this page. Instead of shooting your tv, you should (all) shoot yourself in the face and do the world a favor.
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11/07/2012 10:41 AM
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
What a bunch of racist assholes on this page. Instead of shooting your tv, you should (all) shoot yourself in the face and do the world a favor.
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Welcome to glp
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
We have prettier drag queens around here. I also couldn't bare seeing her make useless trips at taxpayes expense(actually money borrowed from china).
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Re: I just shot my tv. I couldn't bare looking at Michelle obama's ugly ape face another 4 years.
But you still masturbate thinking about Michelle Obama's toned and taut upper arms. :)
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