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After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...

 
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After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I picked myself up and realized that I can make it through the next four years. I can. Because I am a grown man, god damn it. I'm not going to let this socialist bastard grind me down!

COME ON GUYS, WE ARE AMERICANS! OUR ANCESTORS SENT THE RED COATS PACKING, WE CAN WITHSTAND THE REDS! YEAH!
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11/07/2012 10:13 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I once woke up in somebody elses piss shit vomit and tears.
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11/07/2012 10:14 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I once woke up in somebody elses piss shit vomit and tears.
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I once choked on a girlfriend's vomit. We have just touched souls, my man. Stand with me on the field of courage and face the next four years. We can do it!
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11/07/2012 10:17 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
.. And ogh you are on my list for me being born here with too much effort to have it difficult.
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11/07/2012 10:19 AM

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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
who cleaned up the mess? chuckle
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
.. And ogh you are on my list for me being born here with too much effort to have it difficult.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11223885


Hey Olaf, how are you?
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
who cleaned up the mess? chuckle
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I nuked it from orbit. It was the only way to be sure.
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11/07/2012 10:21 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I realized overnight that our founding is irrelevant now. Tall tales about honor and valor in 1776 make no difference at all now.

The United States IS the electorate. That means the United States IS:

Hip hop, swinging couples, gays slurping each other openly and proudly, Latinos with a somewhat Palestinian view of America, and sexually deviant professionals.

The wholesome America of farming, and living with values is now the 49% and shrinking. Even if a conservative wins in 2016 after a disaster for the next 4 years, it will be the last conservative president, because austerity here will be 10 times worse than in Europe. Wanna see riots? Try austerity in the form of eliminating welfare out of necessity.
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11/07/2012 10:21 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
Go tea bag a friend. Lighten his load.
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11/07/2012 10:22 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I realized overnight that our founding is irrelevant now. Tall tales about honor and valor in 1776 make no difference at all now.

The United States IS the electorate. That means the United States IS:

Hip hop, swinging couples, gays slurping each other openly and proudly, Latinos with a somewhat Palestinian view of America, and sexually deviant professionals.

The wholesome America of farming, and living with values is now the 49% and shrinking. Even if a conservative wins in 2016 after a disaster for the next 4 years, it will be the last conservative president, because austerity here will be 10 times worse than in Europe. Wanna see riots? Try austerity in the form of eliminating welfare out of necessity.
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What is will not always be. Remember the ouroboros.
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11/07/2012 10:23 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
At least you weren't rolling around in Jizz too.....
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11/07/2012 10:23 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
That's why I call him Ovomit. He got that effect on you. I have an Ovomit-bucket next to me..
Do you see what I see

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11/07/2012 10:24 AM

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Your threads always make me laugh. Thank you for that!
hf
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
At least you weren't rolling around in Jizz too.....
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That's on the schedule for next week.
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11/07/2012 10:25 AM

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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I picked myself up and realized that I can make it through the next four years. I can. Because I am a grown man, god damn it. I'm not going to let this socialist bastard grind me down!

COME ON GUYS, WE ARE AMERICANS! OUR ANCESTORS SENT THE RED COATS PACKING, WE CAN WITHSTAND THE REDS! YEAH!
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


hf
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NSC SPOKESMAN: Dude, This Was Like Two Years Ago.
HOWARD DEAN: Benghazi is a laughable joke. (ARRRRRRRRRRRRR)
HELLARY: What difference does it make?
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11/07/2012 10:32 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I felt the same way but only did the crying. I wonder what it will take to slap the younger generation into reality. and shock the others into becoming responsible Americans instead of spineless takers.
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11/07/2012 10:32 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
sorry
but I do not accept the outcome of this
rigged election

never in the history of US Politics
has ANY candidate carried ALL 6 swing
states on election night.

the only way that could happen
is voter machine fraud.
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11/07/2012 10:34 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
sorry
but I do not accept the outcome of this
rigged election

never in the history of US Politics
has ANY candidate carried ALL 6 swing
states on election night.

the only way that could happen
is voter machine fraud.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27153641


they want you to accept this election
as legitimate

it's not

it's the only way they stay in power
is through your consent and acceptance.
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11/07/2012 10:38 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
sorry
but I do not accept the outcome of this
rigged election

never in the history of US Politics
has ANY candidate carried ALL 6 swing
states on election night.

the only way that could happen
is voter machine fraud.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27153641


they want you to accept this election
as legitimate

it's not

it's the only way they stay in power
is through your consent and acceptance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27153641


vote count isn't over anyways, there's still a bunch of absentee ballots that don't get counted for 11 more days.
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11/07/2012 10:40 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I realized overnight that our founding is irrelevant now. Tall tales about honor and valor in 1776 make no difference at all now.

The United States IS the electorate. That means the United States IS:

Hip hop, swinging couples, gays slurping each other openly and proudly, Latinos with a somewhat Palestinian view of America, and sexually deviant professionals.

The wholesome America of farming, and living with values is now the 49% and shrinking. Even if a conservative wins in 2016 after a disaster for the next 4 years, it will be the last conservative president, because austerity here will be 10 times worse than in Europe. Wanna see riots? Try austerity in the form of eliminating welfare out of necessity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26727474


You didn't have to be so long-winded. But yes, you're right, white conservative christards are now the minority, and that trend will continue. You see...one sentence got your point across.
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11/07/2012 10:42 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
vote count isn't over anyways, there's still a bunch of absentee ballots that don't get counted for 11 more days.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


lmao

and you think that is gonna change the outcome ???

and you think that is gonna change the fraud
that already occurred ???

get real dude
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11/07/2012 10:43 AM
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It doesn't matter who's president, stupid OP McMorAn.


They are just empty suits for the Bank.
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11/07/2012 10:43 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I once woke up in somebody elses piss shit vomit and tears.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26837875


I once choked on a girlfriend's vomit. We have just touched souls, my man. Stand with me on the field of courage and face the next four years. We can do it!
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


I like you sick bastards, count me in. Damit
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I picked myself up and realized that I can make it through the next four years. I can. Because I am a grown man, god damn it. I'm not going to let this socialist bastard grind me down!

COME ON GUYS, WE ARE AMERICANS! OUR ANCESTORS SENT THE RED COATS PACKING, WE CAN WITHSTAND THE REDS! YEAH!
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


So, what would be so different if Romney had won? Other than going to war against Iran for Israel almost immediately and getting higher energy prices and an opportunity for China and Russia to engage in WW3?

We will get higher energy prices and more war from Obama, too. So you shouldn't be wallowing in your own piss and puke, you should feel right at home!
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11/07/2012 10:48 AM

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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I picked myself up and realized that I can make it through the next four years. I can. Because I am a grown man, god damn it. I'm not going to let this socialist bastard grind me down!

COME ON GUYS, WE ARE AMERICANS! OUR ANCESTORS SENT THE RED COATS PACKING, WE CAN WITHSTAND THE REDS! YEAH!
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


And this is why the new RED DAWN movie is finally coming out.
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11/07/2012 10:48 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
Let me correct you folks.

Obama didn't win, he stole the election why..

The Military vote that was conviently lost, burned or purged would have reflected the true heart of America, and that is that we don't want commies in the White House.

But, it has been stolen by the Commander and Thief and company.

God Rest America
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11/07/2012 10:50 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I picked myself up and realized that I can make it through the next four years. I can. Because I am a grown man, god damn it. I'm not going to let this socialist bastard grind me down!

COME ON GUYS, WE ARE AMERICANS! OUR ANCESTORS SENT THE RED COATS PACKING, WE CAN WITHSTAND THE REDS! YEAH!
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


you really believed Romney would save the day?

I feel sad for you and anyone else who refuse to believe those 2 shyters work for the same banksters.

your given the illusion of choice...but you don't want to believe that.
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11/07/2012 10:51 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
Hope you took a bath before posting.
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After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


keep rolling in your puddle of piss, shit, vomit and tears you commie fuck.
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After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


keep rolling in your puddle of piss, shit, vomit and tears you commie fuck.
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11/07/2012 11:01 AM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I am in a bad way this morning, I am just disgusted with all the stupid assholes who voted Obama back...

I want to leave America now

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