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After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...

 
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I once woke up in somebody elses piss shit vomit and tears.
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I think I just did that today when I came onto GLP.

You people are fucking pathetic. You sit here and cry about what's happening to your country and you have all the answers to make things right but not one of you will go out and act on those answers.

You think your different because you come on GLP and you feel like your awake because you get to see a different side of the news but all you really do it just sit back and complain about the sheep.

GLP's a big place. If your so fucking unhappy with government, then use GLP's millions of users to organize shit and set up rally's. Sitting here and complaining about the sheep isn't going make any of them wake up to your way of thinking. Organize, make yourselves seen and heard, that's the only way you'll wake the sheep up.

Other than that here's a box of tissues, now stop the fucking crying and STFU!!!!
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Yeah what the fuck is the point of even wasting fucking time on GLP if it's just for cheap entertainment? Disgusting behavior from these keystroke patriots too lazy to figure out how to be an adult and active member of society instead of a little bitch slave that can't change anything. Sometimes I wonder if everyone on here is 12 or 13, that would explain a lot.
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11/07/2012 12:19 PM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
if the govt don't do me in the trailer trash neighbors will. stick a fork in me, i'm done.
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
>implying that romney was some sort of savior
Exalted is He from what they utter. Exalted is He from what they imagine. Exalted is He that exists without a place. Exalted is He that was there forever without a time or a beginning. Exalted is He that will be there forever without a time or an end. Exalted is He that will forever be praised. That is your God.
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I am ashamed of my country. What have we done to ourselves? I don't know if I can continue to be a proud American anymore. Such a shame too. It really was a great place to live. dead3
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Today is the first time I've felt proud of my country in at least 12 years. America is getting better thanks to President Obama and the progressives. You conservative losers can suck it. You've been holding back our progress for long enough, but no more.
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
if the govt don't do me in the trailer trash neighbors will. stick a fork in me, i'm done.
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I'm spent, I pumped and dumped your wife.
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11/07/2012 12:25 PM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
sorry
but I do not accept the outcome of this
rigged election

never in the history of US Politics
has ANY candidate carried ALL 6 swing
states on election night.

the only way that could happen
is voter machine fraud.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27153641


they want you to accept this election
as legitimate

it's not

it's the only way they stay in power
is through your consent and acceptance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27153641


This.

They want you to believe the majority of the people favor fascism
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11/07/2012 12:27 PM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I am ashamed of my country. What have we done to ourselves? I don't know if I can continue to be a proud American anymore. Such a shame too. It really was a great place to live. dead3
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Today is the first time I've felt proud of my country in at least 12 years. America is getting better thanks to President Obama and the progressives. You conservative losers can suck it. You've been holding back our progress for long enough, but no more.
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I bet that you progress to a death camp in the next for years.
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I am ashamed of my country. What have we done to ourselves? I don't know if I can continue to be a proud American anymore. Such a shame too. It really was a great place to live. dead3
 Quoting: HyruleRupee


Today is the first time I've felt proud of my country in at least 12 years. America is getting better thanks to President Obama and the progressives. You conservative losers can suck it. You've been holding back our progress for long enough, but no more.
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I bet that you progress to a death camp in the next for years.
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Ouch.
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11/07/2012 12:28 PM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
We need to get LA RAZA UNIDA to get a presidential candidate on the ballot in California, possibly Florida.

This joke third party will siphon votes away from Demoncats and they will lose both states. La Raza candidate would be a brown Ross Perot. If the Republicans actually wanted to win, they would have done this a long time ago.
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11/07/2012 12:29 PM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I picked myself up and realized that I can make it through the next four years. I can. Because I am a grown man, god damn it. I'm not going to let this socialist bastard grind me down!

COME ON GUYS, WE ARE AMERICANS! OUR ANCESTORS SENT THE RED COATS PACKING, WE CAN WITHSTAND THE REDS! YEAH!
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo

now that's a legitimate rape
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11/07/2012 12:30 PM
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I realized overnight that our founding is irrelevant now. Tall tales about honor and valor in 1776 make no difference at all now.

The United States IS the electorate. That means the United States IS:

Hip hop, swinging couples, gays slurping each other openly and proudly, Latinos with a somewhat Palestinian view of America, and sexually deviant professionals.

The wholesome America of farming, and living with values is now the 49% and shrinking. Even if a conservative wins in 2016 after a disaster for the next 4 years, it will be the last conservative president, because austerity here will be 10 times worse than in Europe. Wanna see riots? Try austerity in the form of eliminating welfare out of necessity.
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Agree to everything but 2016. We won't have an election. The Obamanation will finish us off way before then.
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11/07/2012 12:33 PM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I realized overnight that our founding is irrelevant now. Tall tales about honor and valor in 1776 make no difference at all now.

The United States IS the electorate. That means the United States IS:

Hip hop, swinging couples, gays slurping each other openly and proudly, Latinos with a somewhat Palestinian view of America, and sexually deviant professionals.

The wholesome America of farming, and living with values is now the 49% and shrinking. Even if a conservative wins in 2016 after a disaster for the next 4 years, it will be the last conservative president, because austerity here will be 10 times worse than in Europe. Wanna see riots? Try austerity in the form of eliminating welfare out of necessity.
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Agree to everything but 2016. We won't have an election. The Obamanation will finish us off way before then.
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I agree.
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11/07/2012 12:37 PM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
If the Conservatives wanted to win, they would start a new party to rebrand the now defunct GOP. They would all expel all the racists and make it clear that the party will not be harboring such activities and their votes are not needed. The way it is now, it is honestly hard to tell if people really are pro freedom, or if they're just faking it to cover for the fact that they really are anti-negro or anti-muslim.

No reasonable person would want to be affiliated with such a scumbag group. That's why we can't grow our numbers, liberals have no incentive to come over to our side. Not to mention we hate them with a passion, so why would they ever want to join something where they are hated?
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11/07/2012 12:38 PM
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It doesn't matter who's president, stupid OP McMorAn.


They are just empty suits for the Bank.
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This ^^^
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11/07/2012 12:42 PM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I picked myself up and realized that I can make it through the next four years. I can. Because I am a grown man, god damn it. I'm not going to let this socialist bastard grind me down!

COME ON GUYS, WE ARE AMERICANS! OUR ANCESTORS SENT THE RED COATS PACKING, WE CAN WITHSTAND THE REDS! YEAH!
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


"Yes! YES! Let me taste your tears, Scott! [starts licking tears off of Scott's face] Mmm... your tears are yummy and sweet."
- Eric Cartman, Southpark
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I picked myself up and realized that I can make it through the next four years. I can. Because I am a grown man, god damn it. I'm not going to let this socialist bastard grind me down!

COME ON GUYS, WE ARE AMERICANS! OUR ANCESTORS SENT THE RED COATS PACKING, WE CAN WITHSTAND THE REDS! YEAH!
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


OP! Did you wipe yourself off just a little and go on to Wal-Mart????

Hahahahahahahaah!


cruise
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11/07/2012 12:45 PM
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I am in a bad way this morning, I am just disgusted with all the stupid assholes who voted Obama back...

I want to leave America now
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Same people that reelected Marion "da crackhead" Barry.....dats how dey roll....
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I picked myself up and realized that I can make it through the next four years. I can. Because I am a grown man, god damn it. I'm not going to let this socialist bastard grind me down!

COME ON GUYS, WE ARE AMERICANS! OUR ANCESTORS SENT THE RED COATS PACKING, WE CAN WITHSTAND THE REDS! YEAH!
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


OP! Did you wipe yourself off just a little and go on to Wal-Mart????

Hahahahahahahaah!


cruise
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Why would I go to walmart? That place fucking creeps me out.
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11/07/2012 12:48 PM
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
We moved money out of the government stock fund before the election and am glad we did seeing stock nose dive today. Time to REALLY stock up on emergency supplies cuz no telling what shit might hit the fan.
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
sorry
but I do not accept the outcome of this
rigged election

never in the history of US Politics
has ANY candidate carried ALL 6 swing
states on election night.

the only way that could happen
is voter machine fraud.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27153641


Careful, some ignorant Liberal will call you racist for bringing up facts and history to substantiate your claim.
"The people are the masters of both Congress and courts, not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it!"
(Abraham Lincoln)
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
We moved money out of the government stock fund before the election and am glad we did seeing stock nose dive today. Time to REALLY stock up on emergency supplies cuz no telling what shit might hit the fan.
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I've got a ton of soup, cans of chili, spam, chicken, veggies, etc.
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The only thing I can take from it is you have to be half wrong to be half right.

That was 18 months of shit to get the same friggin thing.
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It doesn't matter who's president, stupid OP McMorAn.


They are just empty suits for the Bank.
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Let him/them be. They are dumbed down pieces of shit and can't realize that the whole political system is rigged and full of shit like themselves.
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I picked myself up and realized that I can make it through the next four years. I can. Because I am a grown man, god damn it. I'm not going to let this socialist bastard grind me down!

COME ON GUYS, WE ARE AMERICANS! OUR ANCESTORS SENT THE RED COATS PACKING, WE CAN WITHSTAND THE REDS! YEAH!
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Yes we can!!

lol






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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I picked myself up and realized that I can make it through the next four years. I can. Because I am a grown man, god damn it. I'm not going to let this socialist bastard grind me down!

COME ON GUYS, WE ARE AMERICANS! OUR ANCESTORS SENT THE RED COATS PACKING, WE CAN WITHSTAND THE REDS! YEAH!
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Yes we can!!

lol






5a
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cruise
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I am ashamed of my country. What have we done to ourselves? I don't know if I can continue to be a proud American anymore. Such a shame too. It really was a great place to live. dead3
 Quoting: HyruleRupee


Today is the first time I've felt proud of my country in at least 12 years. America is getting better thanks to President Obama and the progressives. You conservative losers can suck it. You've been holding back our progress for long enough, but no more.
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I picked myself up and realized that I can make it through the next four years. I can. Because I am a grown man, god damn it. I'm not going to let this socialist bastard grind me down!

COME ON GUYS, WE ARE AMERICANS! OUR ANCESTORS SENT THE RED COATS PACKING, WE CAN WITHSTAND THE REDS! YEAH!
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I picked myself up and realized that I can make it through the next four years. I can. Because I am a grown man, god damn it. I'm not going to let this socialist bastard grind me down!

COME ON GUYS, WE ARE AMERICANS! OUR ANCESTORS SENT THE RED COATS PACKING, WE CAN WITHSTAND THE REDS! YEAH!
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


I will stand by you if you change your avatar.
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
Interesting times no doubt...

What I want to know, being a conservative, but not necessarily a Republican, is why the Repubs will all bow down to a picture of Reagan, but they won't run a single presidential candidate that espouses any of Reagan's ideals?!?!?

You see I don't think this country is gone yet, I think they want you to believe that, but I don't think it's true. I think it's all in the leadership of the two parties that share power in this country...

It's all about control...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Re: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
I picked myself up and realized that I can make it through the next four years. I can. Because I am a grown man, god damn it. I'm not going to let this socialist bastard grind me down!

COME ON GUYS, WE ARE AMERICANS! OUR ANCESTORS SENT THE RED COATS PACKING, WE CAN WITHSTAND THE REDS! YEAH!
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Yes we can!!

lol






5a
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cruise
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


sucks when a good frace(frase?) is ruined forever, isnt it?

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