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Some good things about Obama being re-installed

 
Neo-Democrat
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11/07/2012 10:41 AM
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Some good things about Obama being re-installed
1) Eric Holder can stop shredding Fast and Furious evidence now.

2) We will never be bothered with proof that Obama ordered the Benghazi protection forces to stand down so that Stevens could be kidnapped and swapped for the Blind Sheik.

3) Everything Obama has been doing to destroy America for the last 4 years will now, finally, be George Bush's fault, forever.

4) Obamacare will kick in, bankrupting thousands of businesses and putting tens of millions of Americans on 30 hour work weeks or welfare.

5) Ben Bernanke's printing presses will make every American a multi-millionaire in the next year or two.

6) On the front of one of Obama's self-declared wars, we'll get to see pictures on the cover of Time magazine of two male soldiers taking turns fucking each other in the ass while their CO looks on approvingly.

7) For tax purposes, "The Wealthy" will be defined as any Christian with a cup of rice.

8) DHS will merge with the CIA, NSA, IRS, EPA, TSA, and DEA to create a very, very safe and secure Federal government.

9) All votes will now be cast for us by the Federal Electoral Electronic Machine Network, giving us more free time to dedicate to voter registration community efforts and interpretive dance.

10) Your tax liability will be revealed to you when and if necessary, updated and made more and more fair as Obama may decide from time to time.
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11/07/2012 11:10 AM
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Re: Some good things about Obama being re-installed
11) Michelle Obama will tell us all exactly what to eat, when, and in what quantities. The People's Menu will fit all needs (as determined by the FDA and Monsanto).
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11/07/2012 11:18 AM
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Re: Some good things about Obama being re-installed
Is that what the christian propaganda has been spreading? Adorable.


Please scare me more into believing. <->
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11/07/2012 11:24 AM
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Re: Some good things about Obama being re-installed
Is that what the christian propaganda has been spreading? Adorable.


Please scare me more into believing. <->
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12) Slovenia will be stripped naked and have its hidden terrorists bombed in order to prove that Obama is a real man. BTW, Slovenian terrorists are any Slovenians who use the Internet.
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11/07/2012 11:31 AM
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Re: Some good things about Obama being re-installed
1) Eric Holder can stop shredding Fast and Furious evidence now.
 Quoting: Neo-Democrat 27217283


This made me larf even though I do believe that there actually is something there on this issue...

I think (hope) we'll see the following go in term two:
Holder,
The Bernank, and,
Tiny Tim Geithner

I also think (hope) we'll see JC (jon corzine) crucified (about time too!)
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11/07/2012 11:35 AM
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Re: Some good things about Obama being re-installed
Now we'll get to see how the press treats Obammmy on lybya will he continue to get a free pass or be crucified
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11/07/2012 11:36 AM
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Re: Some good things about Obama being re-installed
1) Eric Holder can stop shredding Fast and Furious evidence now.
 Quoting: Neo-Democrat 27217283


This made me larf even though I do believe that there actually is something there on this issue...

I think (hope) we'll see the following go in term two:
Holder,
The Bernank, and,
Tiny Tim Geithner

I also think (hope) we'll see JC (jon corzine) crucified (about time too!)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2836766


No need to force out those loyal soldiers of the revolution.
They have all proven that law, morality, and the well-being of America mean nothing to them.

Besides, firing these fine shock troops so would increase the unemployment figures.
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11/07/2012 11:37 AM
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Re: Some good things about Obama being re-installed
Now we'll get to see how the press treats Obammmy on lybya will he continue to get a free pass or be crucified
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26873559


Free pass.

The re-election of the Perfect One proves that the press was correct all along in suppressing the proof that the Perfect One is imperfect.

No reason to mess with success.
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11/07/2012 11:38 AM
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Re: Some good things about Obama being re-installed
Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses.
For more enjoyment and greater efficiency, consumption is being standardized. We are sorry ...
Let us be thankful we have an occupation to fill. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents and be happy. Let us be thankful we have commerce.
Buy more. Buy more now. Buy. And be happy.
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11/07/2012 11:47 AM
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Re: Some good things about Obama being re-installed
Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses.
For more enjoyment and greater efficiency, consumption is being standardized. We are sorry ...
Let us be thankful we have an occupation to fill. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents and be happy. Let us be thankful we have commerce.
Buy more. Buy more now. Buy. And be happy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27218296


Have a most excellent joy-joy day, fellow citizen!

cheers
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11/07/2012 11:51 AM
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Re: Some good things about Obama being re-installed
Is that what the christian propaganda has been spreading? Adorable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27224870


And yet they complain that their party lost the election. I wonder why?

Because they refuse to get in touch with what's really happening...
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11/07/2012 12:15 PM
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Re: Some good things about Obama being re-installed
Is that what the christian propaganda has been spreading? Adorable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27224870


And yet they complain that their party lost the election. I wonder why?

Because they refuse to get in touch with what's really happening...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26719780


Can you two comrades please explain what you are jabbering about?

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