We have arrived on Gaia from the Galaxy you Gaians call M101. We need to procreate with your women.

Thank you communicator. Your knowledge is weak. This ancient technology is still used by some of your rulers.
Our people's technology is advanced by many multitudes.
We will only use energy in a manner that has positive outcome. Energy form you call karma included.


Why integrate genetic information the old fashioned way? The genetic archetypes to integrate to this planet exist in purity. Pass your own genes through them and let yourself be rewritten to exist in the way your people will express their version of life here.

earth girls are easy I hear, on other planets you have to buy them, give them gifts every day and wait for 7 years before copulation.

Gaians desist from abusing eachother. This illogical practice is the reason your rulers deny you the knowkedge to progress as a race. It is also why the non-Gaians cannot trust you.

Our mission is amost complete.

Where are Punchy and Jumpy the naughty and mischievous earthquake elephants?

Why integrate genetic information the old fashioned way? The genetic archetypes to integrate to this planet exist in purity. Pass your own genes through them and let yourself be rewritten to exist in the way your people will express their version of life here.


You have been programmed with intuitive and logical reasoning. We are surprised you disclose the reprogramming code used on Gaians to transfer your individual energy source enabling transfer to the planet you call Heaven.

Benediction to our facilitator in State Roscommon and to our providers in State Norway.

We will return in 0.75 Gaian orbits to collect our hybrid forms.