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****Open your eyes**** Alien Jesus (Beam me up SKaddi)

 
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:11Alien JeZuzz:



:11Open your eyes::11World alien je:
:11AlienZZ::11JeSSuSS:


:11God is an alie:


:11Alien God::11Alien Godd::11AlieeNN Jezuz:

:11Sgodii::11Alien Godddz:


I'M NOT OF THIS WORLD

:11kaTTy:





:11ETZ::11EETS::11Alien Jesus:




I WAS BORN 2000 YEARS AGO

I WAS TO TELL THE WORLD TO SIN NO MORE





:11its a boy::11Sin No more::11Baby Jezuz:



I TOLD THEM TO BELIEVE THAT I WAS GOD AND THAT I WAS NOT OF THIS EARTH.





:11Aliien Jesus::11Ancient aliens::11Believee:



THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE ME, SO THEY KILLED ME




:11AlieeNN Jessus::11A J cross::11AlieeN Jesus:


I RESURRECTED THREE DAYS LATER AND ASCENDED WITH THE ANGELS AND ET'S




:11AALLien Jesus::11AlieNN jeesus:





:11Rogerzz::11Alf:




:11ArchangelL Mic::11Cropp Ciircle:
THIS IS ME AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS VIDEO
:11SCODs an alien:

:11Intervention:







NOW I HAVE COME BACK FOR YOU

:11beam me upp:
:11Beam me UPP SK::11Beam me up Jes:







:11Beam me upp Sc::11Plan B:






:11Shpiz::11Space craft:






:11Beam me uup::11beam me up sco:


:11Light beings:


THA TIME IS NEAR
:11Time is near:
 Quoting: TT SKADi TT


Seems legit man. Praise Jesus!

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I'm sure most of us are aware of the "Cargo Cults" that got their start in the Pacific during WWII.

That's my theory of human earth religion. There was an intergalactic war a looong time ago and Terra was an outpost. The alien ships would come from the sky and bring all kinds of supplies and technology that we were in awe of. Then the war was over and we're left watching the skies for the return of the sky Gods and all their magical "stuff". Just like we're all waiting for the return of the Christ, Buddha, the Great White Buffalo etc.

We're just one big planet wide cargo cult. Simple.
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If you're god, why do you have to try so hard to get noticed ?
 Quoting: !saac


Because I have things to show you and without me doing things this way knowledge will never be known

this is only the beginning of my workhf

also because I incarnate and its very hard 4 people to believe

:11Jesus beam up:
 Quoting: TT SKADi TT


Where does GLP find all these delusional schizophrenic people? It blows my mind..
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I'm sure most of us are aware of the "Cargo Cults" that got their start in the Pacific during WWII.

That's my theory of human earth religion. There was an intergalactic war a looong time ago and Terra was an outpost. The alien ships would come from the sky and bring all kinds of supplies and technology that we were in awe of. Then the war was over and we're left watching the skies for the return of the sky Gods and all their magical "stuff". Just like we're all waiting for the return of the Christ, Buddha, the Great White Buffalo etc.

We're just one big planet wide cargo cult. Simple.
 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 27265989


lol the white buffalo did a few years ago but some stupid kids shot the thing.
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If you're god, why do you have to try so hard to get noticed ?
 Quoting: !saac


Because I have things to show you and without me doing things this way knowledge will never be known

this is only the beginning of my workhf

also because I incarnate and its very hard 4 people to believe

11Jesus beam up
 Quoting: TT SKADi TT


Where does GLP find all these delusional schizophrenic people? It blows my mind..
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They don't find us we just naturally gravitate to GLP
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If you're god, why do you have to try so hard to get noticed ?
 Quoting: !saac


Because I have things to show you and without me doing things this way knowledge will never be known

this is only the beginning of my workhf

also because I incarnate and its very hard 4 people to believe

 Quoting: TT SKADi TT


Where does GLP find all these delusional schizophrenic people? It blows my mind..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11084238


They don't find us we just naturally gravitate to GLP
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Olol. Indeed.
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You need to stop spreading the lies of demons and darkness. You truly have no idea what you're talking about and should seek help, mental help.
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I believe in god but never saw him, i believe in angels but never saw them, i believe in angel guidance but never saw angel but noticed the guidance, i believe WHERE NOT FROM HOMOSAPIAN CHIPANZEE or what so ever BUT i do believe we are HYBRID...
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I'm sure most of us are aware of the "Cargo Cults" that got their start in the Pacific during WWII.

That's my theory of human earth religion. There was an intergalactic war a looong time ago and Terra was an outpost. The alien ships would come from the sky and bring all kinds of supplies and technology that we were in awe of. Then the war was over and we're left watching the skies for the return of the sky Gods and all their magical "stuff". Just like we're all waiting for the return of the Christ, Buddha, the Great White Buffalo etc.

We're just one big planet wide cargo cult. Simple.
 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 27265989


lol the white buffalo did a few years ago but some stupid kids shot the thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11996066


There's been quite a few actually. They all ended up with special sauce, lettuce and cheese on a sesame seed bun.

It is kind of a funny theory, but it does make sense. I believe in "esoteric knowledge". pyramids, Leedskalnin, and all that. where did the knowledge come from and where did it go? I guess we'll just have to keep watching the skies and waiting. Maybe the ships will return for us on 12/21/2012? And maybe jesus will come and make a few mortgage payments for me. Or maybe Santa. I HAVE been good this year. Most of it anyway.
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Re: ****Open your eyes**** Alien Jesus (Beam me up SKaddi)
I'm with you OP !
Keep up the good work and the good pictures.
I would just make one suggestion : even more new age crap and more guts and blood and moisture.

Is America God's feces ? Definitly. i'm lovin' it !!
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11/07/2012 08:32 PM
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Am I the one that has to say this...?

What the fuck was all that nonsense?
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I'm with you OP !
Keep up the good work and the good pictures.
I would just make one suggestion : even more new age crap and more guts and blood and moisture.

Is America God's feces ? Definitly. i'm lovin' it !!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27221911


LOL Thanks hf


Blood N Guts....?????



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not only is this guy a fucking loser...but what the fuck?
creepy dude. Every thread you've ever made revolves around you turning english letters all around to create forced variations of your generic name. it's one thing to think that people have the capacity to ignite...it's another thing to annoint yourself--anything. you need a mushroom tea you dumb punk, to slam you and your wannabe christ mentality into the fucking dirt? ever had a girlfriend? maybe you could learn a language or meditate...geez man!

your art (or image selection) is beyond tacky by the way.

let's play game...fill in the blank
chamber with a hollow point and suck
it to the back of your brain--jk

but seriously

you are not expanding what is known by any of this trash.
not for yourself...
not for the collective...

burnitpimp
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not only is this guy a fucking loser...but what the fuck?
creepy dude. Every thread you've ever made revolves around you turning english letters all around to create forced variations of your generic name. it's one thing to think that people have the capacity to ignite...it's another thing to annoint yourself--anything. you need a mushroom tea you dumb punk, to slam you and your wannabe christ mentality into the fucking dirt? ever had a girlfriend? maybe you could learn a language or meditate...geez man!

your art (or image selection) is beyond tacky by the way.

let's play game...fill in the blank
chamber with a hollow point and suck
it to the back of your brain--jk

but seriously

you are not expanding what is known by any of this trash.
not for yourself...
not for the collective...

burnitpimp
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Damn straight! You tell him. Obviously having some kind of psychotic episode. Seek help, SCott.
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Only a fool speaks before he hears a person out all the way.

my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath

Last Edited by New Heart on 11/07/2012 08:58 PM
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John 11:25 Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in Me, though he may die, he shall live.”
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so Jesus was one of the engineers from Prometheus?
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Yep, he threw a pan-a-sperm out in the yard and grew us crackerheads.
It's easy to find something worth dying for. Do you have anything worth living for?
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fuuck that....this scotty chump has said enough to dumb down a whole country.

no one's beaming anybody up...

the christ minds (as in plural/as in many/ as in any potentially/ as long as they aren't stuck sputtering like scotty here) do not look like greys with a cliche jesus beard...what the fuck?

the good guys are here...and when they do ignite...they'll probably look more like the great sphinx and are their own biological craft...no nuts and bolts about it...

this tool is a fucking burlap sack of rusty 90's xfiles slip








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You can disagree without attacks.
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John 11:25 Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in Me, though he may die, he shall live.”
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you are right...

i'm sorry.

scotty too hottie, my love, my saviour, you will be thy name, thy kingdom come, on earth as it is in heaven...

er...sum'n like that...

break bread bitches!

but seriously, you are very right...
and you must be a very patient and compassionate person...
thank you for keeping me in check newheart--love!





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you are right...

i'm sorry.

scotty too hottie, my love, my saviour, you will be thy name, thy kingdom come, on earth as it is in heaven...

er...sum'n like that...

break bread bitches!

but seriously, you are very right...
and you must be a very patient and compassionate person...
thank you for keeping me in check newheart--love!





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you are right...

i'm sorry.

scotty too hottie, my love, my saviour, you will be thy name, thy kingdom come, on earth as it is in heaven...

er...sum'n like that...

break bread bitches!

but seriously, you are very right...
and you must be a very patient and compassionate person...
thank you for keeping me in check newheart--love!





burnitpimp
 Quoting: physicistlacking 23024504


C:

peace

You'recheers welcome
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John 11:25 Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in Me, though he may die, he shall live.”
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you are right...

i'm sorry.

scotty too hottie, my love, my saviour, you will be thy name, thy kingdom come, on earth as it is in heaven...

er...sum'n like that...

break bread bitches!

but seriously, you are very right...
and you must be a very patient and compassionate person...
thank you for keeping me in check newheart--love!





burnitpimp
 Quoting: physicistlacking 23024504


C:

peace

You'recheers welcome
 Quoting: Newheart



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I always try to have everyone's back C:
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If you're god, why do you have to try so hard to get noticed ?
 Quoting: !saac


He is God But so are you and so am I. For we are all one and the same. We were all born into this world with amnesia. Why? Becuase how much fun would it be if you knew the truth. Games are no fun when you use cheat codes. As Bill Hicks once said "Life is a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves." This is why it's ppointless to hate anyone or anything. Your just hating yourself and when you harm others your also harming yourself. Treat others as you wish too be treated is the golden rule because everyone else you see is you. In Jesus's Teachings he stated if you seek the kingdom of heaven look inside yourself. We are all divine infinite expressions of the same great Consiousness. Pure uninhibited consiousness.Celebrate diviersity for what it is. Even modern science has proven that there is no difference between a peice of paper or a Rock OR a glass of water or you or me. When broken down to the subatomic level we are all made of atoms ..The same atoms the only difference is the way they dance (vibrate). Love is truth. love everything and everyone and when you meet someone whom you at first have a hard time loving remember they are you but they have amnesia and have forgotton who they really are... GOD! WE ARE ALL ONE !
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You take any word and turn it all around until you see Scott, when since is an E, a C, it is not, and neither is J or L an T.

So anything that does not walk on earth so to speak as a human body perceived as an alien. Do you even understand what an alien is?
And even if our Creator was an alien, it is still our creator none the less, not that it is quit that way. Spirits and invisible celestial beings can also be seen as aliens because you do not understand.
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This is Satan's last great deception, the alien lie.
The people inside those crafts are US air-force soldiers, serving under elite's orders, who in turn serve Satan.
Google Tesla and Nazi electromagnetic flying saucers.

wake up sheep!
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Many shall be deceived and receive the mark of the beast, which is the Sunday(sun) worship law!
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If you're god, why do you have to try so hard to get noticed ?
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He is God But so are you and so am I. For we are all one and the same. We were all born into this world with amnesia. Why? Becuase how much fun would it be if you knew the truth. Games are no fun when you use cheat codes. As Bill Hicks once said "Life is a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves." This is why it's ppointless to hate anyone or anything. Your just hating yourself and when you harm others your also harming yourself. Treat others as you wish too be treated is the golden rule because everyone else you see is you. In Jesus's Teachings he stated if you seek the kingdom of heaven look inside yourself. We are all divine infinite expressions of the same great Consiousness. Pure uninhibited consiousness.Celebrate diviersity for what it is. Even modern science has proven that there is no difference between a peice of paper or a Rock OR a glass of water or you or me. When broken down to the subatomic level we are all made of atoms ..The same atoms the only difference is the way they dance (vibrate). Love is truth. love everything and everyone and when you meet someone whom you at first have a hard time loving remember they are you but they have amnesia and have forgotton who they really are... GOD! WE ARE ALL ONE !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10807301


I wish I could say that you are correct but I had split from you before I was ever in body before Heaven. Your first dream was in Heaven My first dream was before heaven creating Heaven but yes you come from me but you were never me in body living the dream as God.

I'm putting out the creation thread hopefully tomorrow 2 clarify how everyone was created.

There is one God and all others are my children hfhfhf


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This is Satan's last great deception, the alien lie.
The people inside those crafts are US air-force soldiers, serving under elite's orders, who in turn serve Satan.
Google Tesla and Nazi electromagnetic flying saucers.

wake up sheep!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27262585


an outside alien threat to bring in the NWO


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You take any word and turn it all around until you see Scott, when since is an E, a C, it is not, and neither is J or L an T.

So anything that does not walk on earth so to speak as a human body perceived as an alien. Do you even understand what an alien is?
And even if our Creator was an alien, it is still our creator none the less, not that it is quit that way. Spirits and invisible celestial beings can also be seen as aliens because you do not understand.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27226167


J is the shape of a T

E
C are both the same base shapes

without the C shape you could never have an E( so there 4 the base shape is C)

come on we leaned this stuff in preschool


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You just didn't know that an L had a T within

I use the same font for decoding that you use on this website 2 tpye......


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