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Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?

 
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Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
It's not like we'd miss Alabama, Kentucky and Mississippi.
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11/07/2012 07:03 PM
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
don't forget texas.
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11/07/2012 07:03 PM
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Please do...
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
We can't kick out Texas. Texas gives us our swagger.
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11/07/2012 07:04 PM
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
It's not like we'd miss Alabama, Kentucky and Mississippi.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19431490


Oh please do it

We'd love it....

You can enjoy the US Federal Govt and all the many blessings it bestows without any hassle from us damn resistors

what a paradise you'll have

do it fast, I beg you
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Seriously, it would be the best thing ever for the red states.
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
It's not like we'd miss Alabama, Kentucky and Mississippi.
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You'd better rethink that statement. If you kicked us out, who would supply the money for your "disability" checks?cruise
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Please do...
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Just take your share of the national debt and secede. CYA.
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
We can't kick out Texas. Texas gives us our swagger.
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sorry, Texans will lead the charge out

I'm sure New Jersey will be glad to fill in on the swagger department :)
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
You are not kicking our whiskey and bluegrass out of the union.
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Great idea OP! Then everyone who loves America can get away from Obama's racist dictatorship.
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11/07/2012 07:06 PM

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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
We would leave gladly, but within a year we would have to send foreign aid to your starving asses...
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
We can't kick out Texas. Texas gives us our swagger.
 Quoting: Notsure


sorry, Texans will lead the charge out

I'm sure New Jersey will be glad to fill in on the swagger department :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14348632


New Jersey has all the swagger of a shit-encrusted moose ass scratching worms off it's anus on a tree.
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
No, we don't need a third world country on our border. Immigration would be a nightmare.
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Red states take in more government aid money than blue states.

We'd be doing everyone a favor. They could get to finally have their super-selective Objectivist theocracy (oxymoronic, I know) they're always daydreaming about, and we could cut some serious fat from the federal budget.

Only thing is, we shouldn't deliver foreign aid to them.
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
It's not like we'd miss Alabama, Kentucky and Mississippi.
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You'd better rethink that statement. If you kicked us out, who would supply the money for your "disability" checks?cruise
 Quoting: last one


Ummm it is actually a FACT that red states get back more in spending than they pay in taxes. New York, California, Massachusetts subsidize the trailer trash in Alabama.
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11/07/2012 07:08 PM
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Please do...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27103758


Just take your share of the national debt and secede. CYA.
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I don't owe anyone anything... nothing, zip, and I am not paying anyone's else bills, already took the ad out in the paper :)
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11/07/2012 07:09 PM
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Would love to see the blue states kicked out. Your dummy only won because of electronic vote rigging. Someday you'll understand why.
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11/07/2012 07:11 PM
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Ummm it is actually a FACT that red states get back more in spending than they pay in taxes. New York, California, Massachusetts subsidize the trailer trash in Alabama.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19431490


That would change, though, if your idea was implemented. So many successful people would rush to get away from Obama. Blue states would fill up with the poor.
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11/07/2012 07:11 PM
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
in all seriousness, I ask all northeast and west coasters to support southern secession from this state of disunion. It is beyond obvious we will never agree on the most basic issues of governance and our ties should be cut immediately and permanently
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11/07/2012 07:11 PM
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
We can't kick out Texas. Texas gives us our swagger.
 Quoting: Notsure


sorry, Texans will lead the charge out

I'm sure New Jersey will be glad to fill in on the swagger department :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14348632


I live in New Jersey. There is no swagger here. Just awful traffic, the highest property taxes in the country, the worst roads in the country, a huge third world population of Indian urgent care doctors who don't know what they're doing, African truck drivers, and illegal Mexican warehouse labor.

The moneyed finance class exists by splitting the state into over 500 separate municipalities and implementing suffocating property tax in the own towns to keep the filth out.
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11/07/2012 07:12 PM
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Without us you die of starvation as you produce absolutely NOTHING.

...and that is why I welcome our separation.
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11/07/2012 07:12 PM
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Kick us out? Hell, we'll go on our own. Just say the word and we're out.
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11/07/2012 07:13 PM
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
We would leave gladly, but within a year we would have to send foreign aid to your starving asses...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


LMAO..there are no wealthy people in the union, only fat, lazy poor white trash :)

You're welcome.
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11/07/2012 07:13 PM
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Ummm it is actually a FACT that red states get back more in spending than they pay in taxes. New York, California, Massachusetts subsidize the trailer trash in Alabama.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19431490


That would change, though, if your idea was implemented. So many successful people would rush to get away from Obama. Blue states would fill up with the poor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24002333


Oh yeah, I don't know how we'll get by without Stump Jumpin' Jethro and his dirt farm.
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11/07/2012 07:14 PM
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
in all seriousness, I ask all northeast and west coasters to support southern secession from this state of disunion. It is beyond obvious we will never agree on the most basic issues of governance and our ties should be cut immediately and permanently
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Absolutely.

And the US gets to keep all that debt the federal government created.
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11/07/2012 07:14 PM
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
if you guys want to kick us out of the union, believe me, at this point.. we would consider it an honor
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11/07/2012 07:15 PM
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Without us you die of starvation as you produce absolutely NOTHING.

...and that is why I welcome our separation.
 Quoting: Devoted Follower 26966941


They don't actually realize that they've bulldozed over all of their productive farmland and don't have any mineral deposits left.

But they shouldn't worry, I'm sure California and Oregon will be happy to support them forever at a loss. And I'm sure upstate New York will want in.
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Ummm it is actually a FACT that red states get back more in spending than they pay in taxes. New York, California, Massachusetts subsidize the trailer trash in Alabama.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19431490


That would change, though, if your idea was implemented. So many successful people would rush to get away from Obama. Blue states would fill up with the poor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24002333


Oh yeah, I don't know how we'll get by without Stump Jumpin' Jethro and his dirt farm.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


The same way you're getting by with plantain frying Humberto and his tenement shit hole in Perth Amboy.
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11/07/2012 07:19 PM
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
in all seriousness, I ask all northeast and west coasters to support southern secession from this state of disunion. It is beyond obvious we will never agree on the most basic issues of governance and our ties should be cut immediately and permanently
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21147804


Absolutely.

And the US gets to keep all that debt the federal government created.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27179908


No the south can easily repay our entire per capita share of the national debt on day 1 of independence. don't forget about the printing press in Ft. worth texas. To call it fair the south will just print 20 trillion in banknotes and deliver them to washington d.c. while we use a p.m. backed currency.
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
in all seriousness, I ask all northeast and west coasters to support southern secession from this state of disunion. It is beyond obvious we will never agree on the most basic issues of governance and our ties should be cut immediately and permanently
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21147804


Absolutely.

And the US gets to keep all that debt the federal government created.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27179908


No the south can easily repay our entire per capita share of the national debt on day 1 of independence. don't forget about the printing press in Ft. worth texas. To call it fair the south will just print 20 trillion in banknotes and deliver them to washington d.c. while we use a p.m. backed currency.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21147804


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