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Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?

 
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Without us you die of starvation as you produce absolutely NOTHING.

...and that is why I welcome our separation.
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They don't actually realize that they've bulldozed over all of their productive farmland and don't have any mineral deposits left.

But they shouldn't worry, I'm sure California and Oregon will be happy to support them forever at a loss. And I'm sure upstate New York will want in.
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lol have you ever drived through the midwest??
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Ummm it is actually a FACT that red states get back more in spending than they pay in taxes. New York, California, Massachusetts subsidize the trailer trash in Alabama.
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That would change, though, if your idea was implemented. So many successful people would rush to get away from Obama. Blue states would fill up with the poor.
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Oh yeah, I don't know how we'll get by without Stump Jumpin' Jethro and his dirt farm.
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I can only conclude that you don't have sufficient intelligence to understand what I said.
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
in all seriousness, I ask all northeast and west coasters to support southern secession from this state of disunion. It is beyond obvious we will never agree on the most basic issues of governance and our ties should be cut immediately and permanently
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Absolutely.

And the US gets to keep all that debt the federal government created.
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No the south can easily repay our entire per capita share of the national debt on day 1 of independence.
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is this before or after ya'll peel that fat arse off the sofa?
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
We would leave gladly, but within a year we would have to send foreign aid to your starving asses...
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LOL THIS...
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Without us you die of starvation as you produce absolutely NOTHING.

...and that is why I welcome our separation.
 Quoting: Devoted Follower 26966941


They don't actually realize that they've bulldozed over all of their productive farmland and don't have any mineral deposits left.

But they shouldn't worry, I'm sure California and Oregon will be happy to support them forever at a loss. And I'm sure upstate New York will want in.
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lol have you ever drived through the midwest??
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Really?
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
It's not like we'd miss Alabama, Kentucky and Mississippi.
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Because you'd have to learn to dress yourselves, and that's quite far beyond your capabilities, you fucking libtard.
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We would leave gladly, but within a year we would have to send foreign aid to your starving asses...
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Maybe we could send it in lead.

Wonder what the exchange rate would be...
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Ummm it is actually a FACT that red states get back more in spending than they pay in taxes. New York, California, Massachusetts subsidize the trailer trash in Alabama.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19431490


That would change, though, if your idea was implemented. So many successful people would rush to get away from Obama. Blue states would fill up with the poor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24002333


Oh yeah, I don't know how we'll get by without Stump Jumpin' Jethro and his dirt farm.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


I can only conclude that you don't have sufficient intelligence to understand what I said.
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I know what you said. You're implying Wall Street and all the remaining industry in the Rust Belt will pack up, go Galt, and leave for the tax-free conservatard paradise.

I'm saying that that's a pipe dream.
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Sorry, I just can't let you go. I rely heavily on those Southern states every Summer for the puposes of unwinding and relaxation.
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Fuck your union!

Go ahead and kick us out!

Save us the trouble of leaving!

(say good bye to whiskey, coal, salt, natural gas, pot, 101st Airborne and B2 Stealth Bombers fuckers!)

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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
I know what you said. You're implying Wall Street and all the remaining industry in the Rust Belt will pack up, go Galt, and leave for the tax-free conservatard paradise.

I'm saying that that's a pipe dream.
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It really isn't, though. There are cities being built all over the world, from Singapore to Honduras, for the express purpose of being entirely private and free from the rule of national governments.

It might not be a snap-your-fingers overnight rush, but more like the ever-sinking dip in life quality the USA has been experiencing since the 1965 Immigration Act.
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
I know what you said. You're implying Wall Street and all the remaining industry in the Rust Belt will pack up, go Galt, and leave for the tax-free conservatard paradise.

I'm saying that that's a pipe dream.
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It really isn't, though. There are cities being built all over the world, from Singapore to Honduras, for the express purpose of being entirely private and free from the rule of national governments.

It might not be a snap-your-fingers overnight rush, but more like the ever-sinking dip in life quality the USA has been experiencing since the 1965 Immigration Act.
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Source for that statement about private cities?
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Fuck your union!

Go ahead and kick us out!

Save us the trouble of leaving!

(say good bye to whiskey, coal, salt, natural gas, pot, 101st Airborne and B2 Stealth Bombers fuckers!)
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Too bad you pussies don't have the balls to do it

FACT
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
I know what you said. You're implying Wall Street and all the remaining industry in the Rust Belt will pack up, go Galt, and leave for the tax-free conservatard paradise.

I'm saying that that's a pipe dream.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


It really isn't, though. There are cities being built all over the world, from Singapore to Honduras, for the express purpose of being entirely private and free from the rule of national governments.

It might not be a snap-your-fingers overnight rush, but more like the ever-sinking dip in life quality the USA has been experiencing since the 1965 Immigration Act.
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Source for that statement about private cities?
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
I know what you said. You're implying Wall Street and all the remaining industry in the Rust Belt will pack up, go Galt, and leave for the tax-free conservatard paradise.

I'm saying that that's a pipe dream.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


It really isn't, though. There are cities being built all over the world, from Singapore to Honduras, for the express purpose of being entirely private and free from the rule of national governments.

It might not be a snap-your-fingers overnight rush, but more like the ever-sinking dip in life quality the USA has been experiencing since the 1965 Immigration Act.
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Source for that statement about private cities?
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[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1421478


Sorry, that's the wrong link. My "copy" click didn't go through.

[link to www.hondurasnews.com]
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
On 2nd thought I am in red state Nebraska, and red state Kansas is right below us. They will probably kick us out too. We can join the Southern states. Maybe we can get Donald Trump to be our president.
The Cornhuskers will suck in the SEC though.
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It really isn't, though. There are cities being built all over the world, from Singapore to Honduras, for the express purpose of being entirely private and free from the rule of national governments.

It might not be a snap-your-fingers overnight rush, but more like the ever-sinking dip in life quality the USA has been experiencing since the 1965 Immigration Act.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1421478


Source for that statement about private cities?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1421478


Sorry, that's the wrong link. My "copy" click didn't go through.

[link to www.hondurasnews.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1421478


Seeing as how Honduras ruled these cities unconstitutional and therefore they're barred from being built, I don't see what the problem is...?
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
It's not like we'd miss Alabama, Kentucky and Mississippi.
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Get over yourself lol. This is America BITCH. Go back down to your crack corner , the election is over.
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?

Red states take in more government aid money than blue states.

We'd be doing everyone a favor. They could get to finally have their super-selective Objectivist theocracy (oxymoronic, I know) they're always daydreaming about, and we could cut some serious fat from the federal budget.

Only thing is, we shouldn't deliver foreign aid to them.
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You need to get your facts straight there buddy. Biggest US WELFARE STATES :

Oregon
Pennsylvania
Michigan
Rhode Island
Indiana
New Mexico
Minnesota
new york
vermont
Massachusetts
Tennessee
Maine
California and District of Columbia

With that being said , with the exception of Tenn. & Indiana they are all blue. Your a moron

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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Southern states. I will pay big money to have you leave.

You will be very happy living your bizzare / weird / racist / theocracy. While US, Mex and Canada live in the modern world of the 2000s, you'll love living in the year 1500. (Your dream come true.)

You'll love not giving any money (yeah as if you're contributions were even that much compared to the other states) to as you call it entitelment programs.

You'll live like the rest of undeveloped world, who live in a doggie dog world you've been wishing for, this whole time. "Each man & women for themselves" has been your slogan for decades. Well enjoy how that works out. We will NOT take you back or "bail" you out.

With no interest in developing a solid and stable middle class you will be like the rest of the poor countries, 1% rich (yes there are rich people in poor countries - just not that many of them,) 2% slightly rich, 3% middle class, and a 95% poor class.

You have voted as a Southern Block (election after election.) Obvioulsy you agree election after election. You'll do well together.

You have New Orleans, Atlanta, Houston, Dallas and San Antonio. That's more than enough to keep you going. YOU"RE WELCOME. WE YANKS built those cities up or you. (And your economies.) We gave you the business. With out us, who would give you the business, Mexico? Canada? I don't think so.

With out your Southern "backwardisms" the United States would actually be something really special. Instead you've hindered our growth & potential. The fact we've acomplished this much (in spite of you NOT because of you) is the true miracle.
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Seeing as how Honduras ruled these cities unconstitutional and therefore they're barred from being built, I don't see what the problem is...?
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No, you didn't read the article thoroughly enough. The Constitutional Chamber of the Supreme Court ruled 4-1 that the cities were unconstitutional.

Because it wasn't unanimous, the decision now goes to the full 15 member Supreme Court. It will go through.
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?

Red states take in more government aid money than blue states.

We'd be doing everyone a favor. They could get to finally have their super-selective Objectivist theocracy (oxymoronic, I know) they're always daydreaming about, and we could cut some serious fat from the federal budget.

Only thing is, we shouldn't deliver foreign aid to them.
[/quote

You need to get your facts straight there buddy. Biggest US WELFARE STATES :

Oregon
Pennsylvania
Michigan
Rhode Island
Indiana
New Mexico
Minnesota
new york
vermont
Massachusetts
Tennessee
Maine
California and District of Columbia

With that being said , with the exception of Tenn. & Indiana they are all blue. Your a moron

[link to www.cnbc.com]
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Not only that, outside of Maine, Vermont, and Indiana [and to a lesser extent Oregon, Rhode Island, and Minnesota] they are CRAWLING with non-Whites.
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Southern states. I will pay big money to have you leave.

You will be very happy living your bizzare / weird / racist / theocracy. While US, Mex and Canada live in the modern world of the 2000s, you'll love living in the year 1500. (Your dream come true.)

You'll love not giving any money (yeah as if you're contributions were even that much compared to the other states) to as you call it entitelment programs.

You'll live like the rest of undeveloped world, who live in a doggie dog world you've been wishing for, this whole time. "Each man & women for themselves" has been your slogan for decades. Well enjoy how that works out. We will NOT take you back or "bail" you out.

With no interest in developing a solid and stable middle class you will be like the rest of the poor countries, 1% rich (yes there are rich people in poor countries - just not that many of them,) 2% slightly rich, 3% middle class, and a 95% poor class.

You have voted as a Southern Block (election after election.) Obvioulsy you agree election after election. You'll do well together.

You have New Orleans, Atlanta, Houston, Dallas and San Antonio. That's more than enough to keep you going. YOU"RE WELCOME. WE YANKS built those cities up or you. (And your economies.) We gave you the business. With out us, who would give you the business, Mexico? Canada? I don't think so.

With out your Southern "backwardisms" the United States would actually be something really special. Instead you've hindered our growth & potential. The fact we've acomplished this much (in spite of you NOT because of you) is the true miracle.
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I don't think you've quite put it together in your head what it means when you lose access to flyover country's vast mineral wealth and ability to tax them to service the debt on your failing reserve currency.
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?

Red states take in more government aid money than blue states.

We'd be doing everyone a favor. They could get to finally have their super-selective Objectivist theocracy (oxymoronic, I know) they're always daydreaming about, and we could cut some serious fat from the federal budget.

Only thing is, we shouldn't deliver foreign aid to them.
[/quote

You need to get your facts straight there buddy. Biggest US WELFARE STATES :

Oregon
Pennsylvania
Michigan
Rhode Island
Indiana
New Mexico
Minnesota
new york
vermont
Massachusetts
Tennessee
Maine
California and District of Columbia

With that being said , with the exception of Tenn. & Indiana they are all blue. Your a moron

[link to www.cnbc.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


Yes and 1 in 3 people on welfare lives in California! This is a total liberal fantasy that they are all in the South.

But what are you talking about kicking us out?

We are here at gunpoint and fixed bayonet as it is! We fought our hardest for four long years while you waged war on our civilians and destroyed our infrastructure for the next 100 years.



We are here by force in the first place.
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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Southern states. I will pay big money to have you leave.

You will be very happy living your bizzare / weird / racist / theocracy. While US, Mex and Canada live in the modern world of the 2000s, you'll love living in the year 1500. (Your dream come true.)

You'll love not giving any money (yeah as if you're contributions were even that much compared to the other states) to as you call it entitelment programs.

You'll live like the rest of undeveloped world, who live in a doggie dog world you've been wishing for, this whole time. "Each man & women for themselves" has been your slogan for decades. Well enjoy how that works out. We will NOT take you back or "bail" you out.

With no interest in developing a solid and stable middle class you will be like the rest of the poor countries, 1% rich (yes there are rich people in poor countries - just not that many of them,) 2% slightly rich, 3% middle class, and a 95% poor class.

You have voted as a Southern Block (election after election.) Obvioulsy you agree election after election. You'll do well together.

You have New Orleans, Atlanta, Houston, Dallas and San Antonio. That's more than enough to keep you going. YOU"RE WELCOME. WE YANKS built those cities up or you. (And your economies.) We gave you the business. With out us, who would give you the business, Mexico? Canada? I don't think so.

With out your Southern "backwardisms" the United States would actually be something really special. Instead you've hindered our growth & potential. The fact we've acomplished this much (in spite of you NOT because of you) is the true miracle.
 Quoting: asdfg1234a


Wow, it mus t be so liberating to be dog ass ignorant. Everything you said is bullshit, and you are too stupid to know it. Do you really think that the War Between the States was over slavery? The Union fought a four year war not to free slaves, LOL, look it up. It was over taxes and materials to be extracted from the South. Without you, we will rise to our proper place after being held as a colony for a century and a half. Without us, you are nothing.
We want to be free of you, forever.
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
It's not like we'd miss Alabama, Kentucky and Mississippi.
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You'd better rethink that statement. If you kicked us out, who would supply the money for your "disability" checks?cruise
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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
Southern states. I will pay big money to have you leave.

You will be very happy living your bizzare / weird / racist / theocracy. While US, Mex and Canada live in the modern world of the 2000s, you'll love living in the year 1500. (Your dream come true.)

You'll love not giving any money (yeah as if you're contributions were even that much compared to the other states) to as you call it entitelment programs.

You'll live like the rest of undeveloped world, who live in a doggie dog world you've been wishing for, this whole time. "Each man & women for themselves" has been your slogan for decades. Well enjoy how that works out. We will NOT take you back or "bail" you out.

With no interest in developing a solid and stable middle class you will be like the rest of the poor countries, 1% rich (yes there are rich people in poor countries - just not that many of them,) 2% slightly rich, 3% middle class, and a 95% poor class.

You have voted as a Southern Block (election after election.) Obvioulsy you agree election after election. You'll do well together.

You have New Orleans, Atlanta, Houston, Dallas and San Antonio. That's more than enough to keep you going. YOU"RE WELCOME. WE YANKS built those cities up or you. (And your economies.) We gave you the business. With out us, who would give you the business, Mexico? Canada? I don't think so.

With out your Southern "backwardisms" the United States would actually be something really special. Instead you've hindered our growth & potential. The fact we've acomplished this much (in spite of you NOT because of you) is the true miracle.
 Quoting: asdfg1234a


You didn't "build up" shit! Those cities grew and thrived IN SPITE of you and your economic oppression that extended well into the last century with your "Pittsburg Plus Freight Rates" and other methods of economic oppression.

Per capita there are just as man successful businesses started in the South as any other part of the country.

Get over yourself. We don't like you one bit better than you do us but help us you have not done since we are here by force in the first place. I never met a yankee who wasn't obnoxious but we are used to your total lack of class and anything bordering on manners.
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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Re: Why can't we just kick the red states out of the union?
You can't just kick out the red states on the electoral map. Red meaning the majority is conservative. If conservatives picked half the states to move to, then liberals can have the other half.

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