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When I told my girlfriend I was going to start drinking my own pee...

 
jonk754
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When I told my girlfriend I was going to start drinking my own pee...
I read a thread on here about drinking distilled liquids and then recycling your urine and when I brought the idea up to my girlfriend she said I need to stop going on GLP or she was leaving. She is packing things up as we speak.

Anyone else here have a significant other that opposes of GLP?
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Re: When I told my girlfriend I was going to start drinking my own pee...
I wouldn't want to kiss someone with pee breath either.
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11/07/2012 07:41 PM
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Re: When I told my girlfriend I was going to start drinking my own pee...
She is packing things up as we speak.
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She isn't ready yet for the Waterworld...

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11/07/2012 07:42 PM

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goturine
I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
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11/07/2012 07:42 PM
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Re: When I told my girlfriend I was going to start drinking my own pee...
I read a thread on here about drinking distilled liquids and then recycling your urine and when I brought the idea up to my girlfriend she said I need to stop going on GLP or she was leaving. She is packing things up as we speak.

Anyone else here have a significant other that opposes of GLP?
 Quoting: jonk754


drink up tard.

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11/07/2012 07:43 PM
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Re: When I told my girlfriend I was going to start drinking my own pee...
You should have just not told her, OP.

Well, at least until you decide to start drinking her pee as well.
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11/07/2012 07:45 PM
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Re: When I told my girlfriend I was going to start drinking my own pee...
well its not like I said I was going to start eating my own shit. She should have at least heard me out. I thought it was funny that she immediately knew I was going to do it because of a thread on GLP.
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11/07/2012 07:50 PM
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Re: When I told my girlfriend I was going to start drinking my own pee...
This is one of those kind of threads where I like to suggest the OP save and print it and put it away in a place you'll find it in ten years and reread it then.


LMAO
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11/07/2012 07:52 PM
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Re: When I told my girlfriend I was going to start drinking my own pee...
right...
When I am living all by myself and wondering what happened to my awesome girlfriend I had fifteen years ago.
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11/07/2012 07:52 PM

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Re: When I told my girlfriend I was going to start drinking my own pee...
No, I haven't brought up the "drinking my own pee" thing to her yet though.
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11/07/2012 07:59 PM
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Re: When I told my girlfriend I was going to start drinking my own pee...
Pee....ancient Chinese secret.
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11/07/2012 08:11 PM
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Re: When I told my girlfriend I was going to start drinking my own pee...
Obviously she is fickle and you're better off without her. GLP will love you forever!!!

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