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Did Anyone Get Diarrhea or Puke Today After Hearing Obama Got Elected?

 
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Did Anyone Get Diarrhea or Puke Today After Hearing Obama Got Elected?
I had diarrhea all morning after I heard Obama won and then I almost missed work because I was so nauseated I almost threw up. Had several bouts of nausea that had me splashing cold water on my face.

I am not a Romney fan. Not in the least. But I think I was hoping he would get in over Obama. I just cannot fathom having to hear about Obama for the next four years. I cannot believe America re-elected the worst president in history. I still can't believe it.

I was absolutely sick all day. It still feels like the Twilight Zone.

I just hope we can get ourselves out of this mess somehow. There has to be a way.
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11/07/2012 07:56 PM
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I ran a fever, and had chills, then I said to myself... "We are already screwed, it doesn't matter who wins."
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11/07/2012 07:58 PM
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Joy here.
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11/07/2012 07:58 PM
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magic underwear was sullied in several states
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I kept wanting to take a drink.
DSL is better than cable! :)
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magic underwear was sullied in several states
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Thanks for the laugh. I think that was the first time I laughed all day. Glad I wasn't the only one with dirty drawers.
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11/07/2012 08:02 PM
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Just been somber all day.
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I've felt great today... but it sure the fuck ain't cuz BO's still in the White House, I'll tell ya that.

You'll be alright OP... just remember it's all within you, nothing really matters.
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11/07/2012 08:07 PM
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while it was sickening to see, the simple fact is that we are screwed every four years. just look at the choices we have had for the past 40. now, if ron paul had the gop nomination, that would have been a worth while candidate, but until someone like him is on the ticket, we are owned by the federal reserve.
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I was very proud of this title:

Thread: After collapsing on the floor in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit and tears...
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11/07/2012 08:13 PM
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I did feel a cosmic existential Sartrean Nausea and stared into the utter frigid cold of infinite non-existence and oblivion.

Then I realized the Eagles and Cowboys also lost his week and felt much better!
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I had diarrhea all morning after I heard Obama won and then I almost missed work because I was so nauseated I almost threw up. Had several bouts of nausea that had me splashing cold water on my face.

I am not a Romney fan. Not in the least. But I think I was hoping he would get in over Obama. I just cannot fathom having to hear about Obama for the next four years. I cannot believe America re-elected the worst president in history. I still can't believe it.

I was absolutely sick all day. It still feels like the Twilight Zone.

I just hope we can get ourselves out of this mess somehow. There has to be a way.
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shitstream sfan
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And that was the one I could relate to most.
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while it was sickening to see, the simple fact is that we are screwed every four years. just look at the choices we have had for the past 40. now, if ron paul had the gop nomination, that would have been a worth while candidate, but until someone like him is on the ticket, we are owned by the federal reserve.
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It doesn't seem like they will ever allow anyone like him to be on the ticket. And even if they were, the election would just be rigged somehow. There is obviously no freedom and no choice when it comes to politics and choosing our leaders. It is all illusion. We need to stop pretending that voting matters at all. It clearly does not.
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11/07/2012 08:31 PM
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yea dude, it was real bad because i puked diarrhea
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11/07/2012 08:34 PM
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Joy here.
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There are only two reasons to feel joy for Obama being re-elected. One is that we are less likely to go to war with Iran. And the other is that it is unlikely that ignorant blacks will riot and abuse whites. But those two things do not equal the giant shit sandwich we will all be forced to swallow the next 4 years if this country even survives that long. Obama supporters have an ugly awakening coming. And I am almost feel sorry for them because it is going to be so awful for them and all of us.
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yea dude, it was real bad because i puked diarrhea
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And I shit vomit.

I had no idea that Obama getting back in was going to make me so physically ill. I guess I wasn't ready for the reality.

I just feel like this can't be real. I feel like I am living in the movie Idiocracy. I can't believe how blind so many people are. The sad thing is, they will all find out soon enough how blind they have been. They were warned.
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11/07/2012 08:41 PM
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I kept wanting to take a drink.
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Drinking now. Obama has been great for alcohol and gun sales.
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11/07/2012 08:43 PM
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No wonder we're going down. A nation of parasites who are wusses to boot. And yes republicans are more parasitic than any welfare recipient ever was
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11/07/2012 08:46 PM
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I dropped two of his kids off at the pool.
It's easy to find something worth dying for. Do you have anything worth living for?
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I just got back from taking an OBAMA and wiping my BIDEN.
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11/07/2012 08:49 PM
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Anguishing morning no doubt.

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11/07/2012 08:50 PM
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Nope decided to be drunk all day. It's working like a charm.
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11/07/2012 08:52 PM
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I puked and shit my pants after reading your post, does THAT count??



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11/07/2012 08:54 PM
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I just got back from taking an OBAMA and wiping my BIDEN.
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cruise

I hope that catches on.
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I was upset when I found out he won. I went to bed right after Romney's speech and woke up with the worst nausea I've had in years. Still sick today. Weird, huh.
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11/07/2012 10:58 PM
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are all republicans such big drama queens?
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I had diarrhea all morning after I heard Obama won and then I almost missed work because I was so nauseated I almost threw up. Had several bouts of nausea that had me splashing cold water on my face.

I am not a Romney fan. Not in the least. But I think I was hoping he would get in over Obama. I just cannot fathom having to hear about Obama for the next four years. I cannot believe America re-elected the worst president in history. I still can't believe it.

I was absolutely sick all day. It still feels like the Twilight Zone.

I just hope we can get ourselves out of this mess somehow. There has to be a way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26772571


I'm feeling sick as well. God help us...
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11/07/2012 10:59 PM
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are all republicans such big drama queens?
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fuck you !!
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11/07/2012 11:01 PM
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I just got back from taking an OBAMA and wiping my BIDEN.
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cruise

I hope that catches on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26772571


clappa

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