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I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question

 
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I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
date went awesome but at the end I failed like a dumbfuck when told me to "get closer to her" (I guess to kiss her?) while I only kissed her on her cheek.

she looked at me in shock and I left without a second look behind.
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11/07/2012 08:14 PM
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
How old are you?
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11/07/2012 08:16 PM
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
what can I do to redeem myself? She ignores me since I left the date.

Did she friendzone me or does she think I friendzoned her?
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
Na man that's OK, that's not that bad.
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
Na man that's OK, that's not that bad.
 Quoting: d1k


well she ignores me since then..
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11/07/2012 08:20 PM
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
Hmmm hard to tell with the women these days, i dont think it was that bad, if she flicks you off over that it wasnt ment to be, take her to dinner n movie n try again
Nakhet

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11/07/2012 08:21 PM
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
Hahaha, the times I've made the same mistake.
If she's ignoring you because of a mistake like that then i'm pretty sure she's not worth it.
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11/07/2012 08:23 PM
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
She wanted you to whip it out.
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11/07/2012 08:24 PM
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
Hahaha, the times I've made the same mistake.
If she's ignoring you because of a mistake like that then i'm pretty sure she's not worth it.
 Quoting: Nakhet


yeah why does she nitpick on this shit so much.. I mean okay I made a mistake but thats not so bad as it seems.

I hate it being ignored..
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11/07/2012 08:29 PM
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She's a slut and a bitch. Run and don't stop. I bet though if you ignore her it will drive her crazy. If you work with her you shouldn't be messing with her anyway, that always ends badly
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11/07/2012 08:33 PM
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
She's a slut and a bitch. Run and don't stop. I bet though if you ignore her it will drive her crazy. If you work with her you shouldn't be messing with her anyway, that always ends badly
 Quoting: TDJ


seems like it.

I'm not really the type of guy who kisses on the first date. I want to test the girls out how they react but today was fucking weird. Makes me go insane.
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11/07/2012 08:36 PM
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
How does it feel to be a sissyboy ?
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11/07/2012 08:37 PM
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How does it feel to be a sissyboy ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


not good

yeah i failed
weasel keeper

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11/07/2012 08:42 PM
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
Next time take her to the movies and buy a bucket of popcorn, then cut a hole in the bottom and put "willy" up in there, then offer her some popcorn, then come back to this thread and tell us how it went.
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
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11/07/2012 08:43 PM
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
Well, learn from it.

Chicks don't respect timid guys, it's just not in their genetic make-up.

If she wants you to kiss her, and you don't, she'll be disappointed, feel bad about herself, and then she'll transfer that onto you.

If she doesn't want you to kiss her, and you try to, she'll let you know. Let it go, don't be an awkward wuss about it, and try it again next time. In the time between dates, she'll be thinking "omg, he tried to kiss me. He likes me!".

It might take a few dates, but she'll be ready for that kiss eventually.

If you have a BAD first kiss, laughingly put the blame on yourself, make light of it, and hope that the next one is better.

Good luck man, hope you do alright next time. :)
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11/07/2012 08:48 PM
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
Is it possible you had BO? Or bad breath?
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11/07/2012 08:52 PM
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
shit man you should have thrown your nuts at her
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11/07/2012 08:57 PM
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How does it feel to be a sissyboy ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Pass her a note next time

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Will you fuck me for some coke ?

YES [ ]
NO [ ]

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ANHEDONIC

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11/07/2012 09:00 PM

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Better to have played it safe than to have misread the situation and gotten slapped. : )

If she enjoyed your company and has any common sense whatsoever, she won't write you off over a little misplaced kiss.... If she writes you off over this than truth be told, she's not the kind of woman you wanted to waste your time with anyway.

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11/07/2012 09:02 PM
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
All my dates were prepaid. Im 53. Yes Im bitter. Thanks for asking.
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11/07/2012 09:05 PM
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
this is so stupid.theres nothing wrong with you OP, chances are she may not know how to negotiate showing someone shes likes them anymore than you.
granted most chicks will only react badly if you go for a full tongue kiss on the first date if they dont like you, but theyll step away from you before you get close enough to touch them.
they do Not however(unless they say)want you to "throw your nuts at them", your Not a sissy for being a gent and not assuming its ok to jump her then and there.
but ffs, whats wrong with TALKING to her about how you feel so you know if its ok to kiss her or whatever? maybe she wantas to know if your just after a fuck or if you like her in a gf sort of way and needs to know that beforehand.
TALK dont just sit there and spin out assuming shit.
ring her and talk, tell her you didnt know if that was ok(the kiss on the cheek)or if it should have been more or nothing at all.
ask her if she likes you.
talk.
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11/07/2012 09:15 PM
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
You didnt fail.
Stop processing this experience as a failure.

It was exactly what it was. It was a date. And, for all practical purposes, it was PRACTICE. When you are the process of learning something new, you dont kick yourself when you dont 'win' the first time. Be it sports, cooking, art work, etc. it's most important to know that the very experience itself IS the reward.

As for the girl, NEXT!

It may seem harsh to say it this way, but do you really want to be with someone who is trying to avoid you? Of course not!
So, you dont miss what you dont measure. You dont cry over anything that you never had. If this girl is not patient enough to work with you, then she was not the 'right' one anyway. I

Hope this helps!
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11/07/2012 09:20 PM
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
The date went well, and she is ignoring you because you kissed her cheek instead of her lips? Did I read that right?

I'd think she'd respect you more, if you kissed her cheek, because you are showing her respect and not just "going for it", know what I mean?

However, if she is ignoring you now, then maybe the date went well for you, and it wasn't the kiss that ended this...it was just that she wasn't into you as much as you were into her?

Just my two cents ;)
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11/07/2012 10:05 PM
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
Thanks for all the replies.

Seems like I really have to let go off her then if she is ignoring me further this way.

I don't get it.

Yesterday we cheered, I hold her in my arms and today she is ignoring me because I kissed her cheeks instead of her lips?... big fucking deal, I can't trust her anymore.
Anonymous Coward
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11/07/2012 10:10 PM
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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
this is so stupid.theres nothing wrong with you OP, chances are she may not know how to negotiate showing someone shes likes them anymore than you.
granted most chicks will only react badly if you go for a full tongue kiss on the first date if they dont like you, but theyll step away from you before you get close enough to touch them.
they do Not however(unless they say)want you to "throw your nuts at them", your Not a sissy for being a gent and not assuming its ok to jump her then and there.
but ffs, whats wrong with TALKING to her about how you feel so you know if its ok to kiss her or whatever? maybe she wantas to know if your just after a fuck or if you like her in a gf sort of way and needs to know that beforehand.
TALK dont just sit there and spin out assuming shit.
ring her and talk, tell her you didnt know if that was ok(the kiss on the cheek)or if it should have been more or nothing at all.
ask her if she likes you.
talk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27267920


Thank you, will do hf
grasptheuniverse

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Re: I miserably failed my first date, ask me a question
Next time take her to the movies and buy a bucket of popcorn, then cut a hole in the bottom and put "willy" up in there, then offer her some popcorn, then come back to this thread and tell us how it went.
 Quoting: weasel keeper


LOL THATS HILARIOUS
caz

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