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Marijuana Liquor. IMPORTANT!!! Saves lives!

 
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This is a useless and illegal document that'll get you into a lot of trouble if you use it unless the fed, state county and city governments change their laws legalising pot.

I prophesy that in a few years locally homemade handfashioned pot taffy will be available behind the counter of your local grocery store.

Typical grocery encounter:

"Excuse me . . . I have been short of money recently . . . so I went out and gathered wild pot and I made this large bag of pot taffy that I made according the famous recipe that Larry Schamber proposed. What would it be worth in the equivalent grocery store voucher?

"Sir, I'll get the manager.

The manager says "Let me see. Can I have a sample?"

He recieves one piece. Unwraps the wax paper . . . Pops it into his pouth . . . chews it for a minute . . . he knows what it tastes like. . . he's tasted pot taffy hundreds of times . . .

"Ok, I would rate this equivalent to 10 pieces of taffy to one joint of pot. I'll weigh this up and count the pieces. . . their is 204 pieces of taffee . . . will $30 dollars be acceptable.

"Sir, I am really hungry. I would prefer $70."

My brother Rick comes in carrying a six foot long oak stake sharpened to a needle sharp point, that he bought at the local hardware store for 50 cents. His hands have been roughened by hard labor obtained by 20 years in the pen for marijuana possession. (Interesting fact, this never happened.)

He recognises the old man and laughs. He's wearing a heavy backpack. He takes it off his back and there is a thud as he drops it to the floor in front of the grocery counter.

Rick says: "I know Ruppert here. His pot taffy is the best I ever had. Three pieces will get you high. I will give you $200 for that heavy bag. I don't give a damn for the commerce clause!!!" Rick is beareded and looks the closest to the classic pictures of Jesus himself.

A heavily muscled, green camoflage wearing man follows him into this store.

He says: "Semper fi, sir, I'll back you up in case of the law sir."

A customer says: "You mean 'pistol packing assholes?'"

"Sir, yes, sir. Hurrah." He is absolutely dispassionate and composed. His eyes are half closed, and he rests like a cat on the balls of his feet and breathes through his half opened mouth.

The manager thumps his hand on the counter.

"Lets deal!" he says "I'll give you $300 in store vouchers."

"OK, I guess." Ruppert says.

Another customer walks up, slaps Ruppert on the back. He is wearing a straw hat, a beard, a white shirt, suspenders, boots, and black pants. He is arguably a Mennonite.

"I believe I would cry 'suicide!!!' and give my own blood to protect this friends right to get a decent exchange rate for his labors. I work in the fields and walk whereever I go. Semper fi, feel this bicep here."

The marine says: "Semper fi, sir. I believe I see a hardworking peace loving man. If you could stand out there where I can see you through the window, you could watch my back and report any cops approaching and drop us a word. Slap that window and scream "cops, man, head for the hills!' that could be helpful."

Etc . . .

Later . . .

A beautiful freckled brown haired girl riding a horse, wearing a white dress, a pained saintly look on her, on an old brown mare, rides up, gets off and walks in. She lets the horse wander.

She walks briskly to the grocery store office. Laughing. . . She slaps her slender perfect ass . . . addresses the manager: "I will hike my dress to here and let you look at my ass for a decent supply of pot taffy."

He gulps and nods.

"Put it right here." She slaps the desk. Ruppert's bag is suddenly there.

She lifts her dress. Apparently she is a farm girl. There is a rustling of her dress. She is wearing petticoats.

She smiles. "I cheated. I'll give you a $100 bucks for that."

"Sir can I tell you secret?? I know who you are. You are the former president of the USA, George Bush, who was disgrace and banned to the isle of Elba 10 years ago."

"What!?" He appears suddenly afraid. His mind screams 'I am George Bush! I am George Bush!"

"You appear to have a face problem. You had surgery." She says. "And you have boils on your skin. In my opinion you stay up all night fuming how you lost the presidency to that man Alexander."

The red faced manager says: "I'll get a gun and kill you if you tell anybody."

"No shit sir, we had a deal. I feel threatened . . . I am leaving with this, Goodbye." She takes the bag of pot taffy swirls and leaves. She is the former KGB assasin Kelly Romanovski, the most famous and accomplished, with more than 800 kills.

She turns and says: "If you wanna have a laugh sometime laugh, come to my place and have some pot taffy and pizza with us. We still love you."

She gets back onto her brown horse, snaps her fingers and says: "go". She has perfect jockey riding stance. The horse runs perfectly up the embankment to the highway and appears to happy_bunny away at an unbelievable speed, as swiftly as the wind, up a grassy hill and through some trees at the top without stopping or slowing down. Cops are nowhere in sight.

Love, peace, Light
man_49
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01/28/2006 11:42 PM
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LETTER TO THE EMPERER OF THE USA

Could you help to politically and legally accomplish this?


Love, peace, Light
man_49
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Somebody inserted "happy_bunny" into my little fictional composition.

It was an improvement. Very descriptive.

I wish they would correct my spelling.

"Emporer". . . its "emporer."


Love, peace, Light
man_49
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Anyone tried this liquor tincture method with dried peyote buttons? Please advise.
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What a load of crap!

Marijuana plants sit all day everyday in the sun, you idiot!
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This will not work and will waste your dope. Sunlight ruins THC , The alkaloids in the pot need to be de-carboloxated before using or you will not get high. thats why brownies are used "BAKE=HEAT" go get fuked man youze is squrleey mofo youze aint slick man.
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the method i posted on page 1 works. i have an ethnobotanist friend who shared the product and the method with me several years ago.
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02/01/2006 09:55 PM
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I don't know where this urban myth came from that marijuana must be heated or burned to "activate" the main ingredient.

IT'S BULLSHIT.

Take it from a 30 year vet head who was smoking the green before most of you were an itch in your daddies' drawers.

Not only is the heating or burning of the plant material not neccesary to produce a high, ANY heating decreases potency, as cannibinols are transformed by heat into useless compounds.



THC vaporizes at a fairly low temperature when heated, this is why smoking it allows the active ingredient to reach your lungs BEFORE it is chemically altered. Smoking wastes approximately 95% of the active ingredient.
The absolute best way to make "brownies" is to fully cook them and sprinkle the powdered product onto the warm, sticky brownies. The end result tastes really good and produces a better high than premixed brownies;
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The medicinal effect is what one should focus on. Recent studies of Cannibinols and Sterols are revealing answers to questions researchers have been seeking for years. As usual the answer is right before our eyes.

Recently Health Canada gave the go ahead on several projects that include the use of marijuana as a supplement for health. Of course we talk of the non THC variety... I've personally been taking something for a few months and the results are well recieved!
[link to www.kerlaw.ca]
[link to www.med-marijuana.com]

I'd not be likley to brew up anything like this thread purports though... ethanol of any kind is a burden on the DNA and the Soul. penguin
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You can use isopropyl. It is cheaper. It will evaporate when you mix it with the hot taffy mixture. Anyways you can heat it up and evaporate it. Probably you should do so in the open air.
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I lift it up and it falls.

I lift it up and it falls.
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You also need an oil medium. We made pot butter and it was superior to brownies. I don't see how liquor would be a good medium at all for oil-based THC.
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Thc as well as many of the other active chemicals in marijuanna are soluble both by alchohal and by oil. you can substitute olive oil for the butter, as well as theoretically any oil.
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Waiting for the great day when our currency is based on hemp futures, is made from hemp paper, and features that beautiful and useful plant instead of the currency we now use which features pictures of dead white men who stole an entire continent from the previous inhabitants. . .
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Are you 14 or something OP?



THC/THCv/CBDs/CBN Arent' liquid soluble. Thus bong water, soaking week does nothing for the liquid. (pure water can 'water cure' it, takes 7 days)


Smoke it or cook it. The only ways..


Cooking it in brownies etc activates the THC (like UV from lights)





EDUCATION people, it's more than a word.
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DER.......HEAT=High

No heat=No high

Might as well eat it outta the bag OP......boob

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You will get a body buzz from this which is vastly different than a head buzz.

I doubt this wouold even work, to be honest. When you bake pot brownies, the heat releases the THC just like a bong hit. Maybe the alcohol can do a similar thing chemically, but I doubt it.
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it would work, althought it would be different than smoking. yu are basically making a tincture out of it.

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Pot butter is the best. Take one pound of butter and one pound of weed (I use the shake leftovers/trimmings). Place pot into pressure cooker and cover with water. Bring to edge of boiling, take off heat, release pressure. Add the pound of butter and reseal and put back on heat for four to six hours. Remove from heat, release pressure. Butter will need to be pressed/strained from pot while still hot for maximum yield. Grape/garlic presses or plain cheesecloth never fails along with a good screen to remove microdebris. Butter will then need to be chilled and will look lime green or slightly darker. My family has used this for years from popcorn,grilled chees sandwiches, garlic bread to cream filled eclairs and it works GREAT. The one caveat is to experiment in the first cooking attempts to discover the 'strength' of the butter. One brother accused me of poisoning him because he was quite stoned for two days straight- couldn't have bben the seconds and thirds.
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I stopped making marijuana sweets after a fat non doper room mate of mine got ahold of and ate an entire batch of pot brownies one night. Nothing worse than seeing someone who knows nothing about themself stuck in an existential nightmare and trying to talk them down.

Yeah, and plus the fear of kids getting a hold of the sweets. That would be awful.
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You will get a body buzz from this which is vastly different than a head buzz.

I doubt this wouold even work, to be honest. When you bake pot brownies, the heat releases the THC just like a bong hit. Maybe the alcohol can do a similar thing chemically, but I doubt it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1952


Cannabis is alcohol soluble, you may not be able to leach the effects through water but you can definitely get the effect with a strong liquor, if you use 151 or grain you will definitely get drunk and stoned at the same time.
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Are you 14 or something OP?



THC/THCv/CBDs/CBN Arent' liquid soluble. Thus bong water, soaking week does nothing for the liquid. (pure water can 'water cure' it, takes 7 days)


Smoke it or cook it. The only ways..


Cooking it in brownies etc activates the THC (like UV from lights)





EDUCATION people, it's more than a word.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66953

Okay but which medium do you use to infuse your THC with the brownies? If it is pure oil then fine, but if you use butter you must melt it to a liquid form and clarify it in order for it to be soluble, in essence you can make it liquid soluble if the liquid is EtOH or fat based.
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You will get a body buzz from this which is vastly different than a head buzz.

I doubt this wouold even work, to be honest. When you bake pot brownies, the heat releases the THC just like a bong hit. Maybe the alcohol can do a similar thing chemically, but I doubt it.


Cannabis is alcohol soluble, you may not be able to leach the effects through water but you can definitely get the effect with a strong liquor, if you use 151 or grain you will definitely get drunk and stoned at the same time. But yes you would probably have to heat the liquor to some degree, you can make a simple resiney hash by placing remnants of your plants by boiling down with isopropyl rubbing EtOH until it becomes a paste, though it isn't as strong as real hashish.
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alcohol is a big no no, dont rape the weed with that shit.
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Anyone tried this liquor tincture method with dried peyote buttons? Please advise.
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yes, all the time. dried peyote buttons are everywhere these days.. sheesh!
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You will get a body buzz from this which is vastly different than a head buzz.

I doubt this wouold even work, to be honest. When you bake pot brownies, the heat releases the THC just like a bong hit. Maybe the alcohol can do a similar thing chemically, but I doubt it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1952


well considering thc does vaporize til around 392F u can bake weed into brownies and u get really high u have to know how to do it and i havent tried the liquor but id say you would get pretty fucked up
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I stopped making marijuana sweets after a fat non doper room mate of mine got ahold of and ate an entire batch of pot brownies one night. Nothing worse than seeing someone who knows nothing about themself stuck in an existential nightmare and trying to talk them down.

Yeah, and plus the fear of kids getting a hold of the sweets. That would be awful.
 Quoting: Ignatius J. Reilly 331682




That will teach them for eating your food without asking!
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I bought a kit back in the 80's that was supposed to increase the potency of your weed by doing some isopropyl alcohol cook process.

It was labor intensive, didn't work that well and made the weed taste like crap.
What, me worry?
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Are you 14 or something OP?



THC/THCv/CBDs/CBN Arent' liquid soluble. Thus bong water, soaking week does nothing for the liquid. (pure water can 'water cure' it, takes 7 days)


Smoke it or cook it. The only ways..


Cooking it in brownies etc activates the THC (like UV from lights)





EDUCATION people, it's more than a word.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66953


ummm, dude, think before you speak, idiot!!!

The alcohol DOES extract the THC. We once made THC Jello Slider Shots. But we used moonshine to extract the marijuana oils.
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I did this, two years ago..
two cheap vodkas and a load of fresh homegrown.
one of the bottles gave me some belly troubles
the other one was ok
could I still drink it today?

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