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EVERYBODY- Quit Your Job And Get on WELFARE!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/07/2012 11:57 PM
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you lot are like a bunch of fucking kids.
sure you could go on welfare, but you have no fucking idea what its like. sitting pretty in ya warm house with food and nice clothes, thinking that the jobless 'have it made'

walk a mile in someones shoes before judging.
Anonymous Coward
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11/07/2012 11:59 PM
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Also take your money out bank before Obama take it
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Why? It's not going to be any good shortly anyway!
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11/08/2012 12:02 AM
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YOU mean people have jobs to quit ?
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11/08/2012 12:03 AM
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But!... I love my job! Why would I quit when I do something I love on a daily basis? Your post is stupid!
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11/08/2012 12:08 AM
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I want my OBAMAPHONE! But apparently I don't have enough blacks in my state so I am SOL.

Unfortunately, 12 states aren't served yet. Consider buying a cheap pre-paid phone if you live in one of those. They include Colorado, Hawaii, Idaho, Minnesota, Montana, Nebraska, New Mexico, North Dakota, Oregon, South Dakota, Vermont or Wyoming.

[link to usatoday30.usatoday.com]

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT! lmao


List of U.S. states by African-American population

33 Colorado 201,737 4.28
38 Hawaii 21,424 3.08
39 New Mexico 42,550 2.97
40 Iowa 89,148 2.68
41 Oregon 69,206 2.01
42 Wyoming 4,748 1.29
43 Utah 29,287 1.27
44 New Hampshire 15,035 1.22
45 South Dakota 10,207 1.14
46 North Dakota 7,960 1.08
47 Maine 15,707 1.03
48 Idaho 9,810 0.95
49 Vermont 6,277 0.87
50 Montana 4,027 0.67
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11/08/2012 12:11 AM
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Stop giving to ALL but Christian charities. For me, no more donations to United Way, Girl Scouts, local womens' shelter (they are all single mothers that voted for Obama anyway), Up Till Dawn, and a few more i can't think of off the bat. No more donations for them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26085824



Wow, you were donating to all of those scams?! I woke up to those years ago..

As for "Christian" charities, they are scammers too! You are a SUCKER.
MississippiBlkMan

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11/08/2012 12:29 AM
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No thank you. I like living in a nice house in a nice quiet neighborhood, where I don't even have to lock my doors. I like driving a nice dependable car. I like being able to help others in need. I like knowing there is food on the table. I like cable TV and XM radio. I like having air conditioning in the summer and heat in the winter. Quit my job and live on $500 dollars a month. I don't think so.
 Quoting: Sickandtired 17058124


Don't worry you will be on welfare before 2013 without quiting because the government will run out of money and wont be able to bailout California anymore
Are you better off today, than you were 4 years ago?
MississippiBlkMan

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No thank you. I like living in a nice house in a nice quiet neighborhood, where I don't even have to lock my doors. I like driving a nice dependable car. I like being able to help others in need. I like knowing there is food on the table. I like cable TV and XM radio. I like having air conditioning in the summer and heat in the winter. Quit my job and live on $500 dollars a month. I don't think so.
 Quoting: Sickandtired 17058124


Hope you have stocked up on supplies?

Last Edited by MississippiBlkMan on 11/08/2012 12:30 AM
Are you better off today, than you were 4 years ago?
Bluebird

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11/08/2012 12:31 AM

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From the link above:

[link to www.freegovernmentcellphones.net]


Everybody get your free Obamaphones!
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy
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11/08/2012 12:34 AM
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Stop giving to ALL but Christian charities. For me, no more donations to United Way, Girl Scouts, local womens' shelter (they are all single mothers that voted for Obama anyway), Up Till Dawn, and a few more i can't think of off the bat. No more donations for them.
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All churches but SDA are the daughters of Babylon.
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11/08/2012 12:35 AM
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:suka:yup shtf
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That's creepah..
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half-assed artwork for sure. What king of cripple finger IS that?! Seriously.

Satire is great when wee done. Yeah...

WHEN WELL DONE.
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 12:35 AM
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I quit mine, not on welfare though. Pretty enjoyable so far.
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11/08/2012 12:47 AM
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@OP

Why yes thats a great idea....




so erm whats for dinner anyway?
GooliaJulia

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11/08/2012 12:49 AM
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lol I heard a TON of people say this today
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No thank you. I like living in a nice house in a nice quiet neighborhood, where I don't even have to lock my doors. I like driving a nice dependable car. I like being able to help others in need. I like knowing there is food on the table. I like cable TV and XM radio. I like having air conditioning in the summer and heat in the winter. Quit my job and live on $500 dollars a month. I don't think so.
 Quoting: Sickandtired 17058124


Exactly. Stupid Repubs seem to think that being on welfare is a nice, comfortable lifestyle. If so, Repubs should try it sometime.
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11/08/2012 12:50 AM
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Obviously its a bit different here in Aus, but I've started to think we would be better off living off the government!
We are a family of 2 adults and 2 kids, my husband works full time and I work part time so I can be at home with the kids we make almost $900 a week after tax, on centrelink (welfare) we would make $800, if we sold our house and started to rent again we would also get rent assistance and then get $900, also we would get discounts on everything and not have a mortgage. lucky I don't like rent inspections so we aren't going to do that.. But hows that fair?
Anonymous Coward
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lol I heard a TON of people say this today
 Quoting: GooliaJulia


Go ahead! Try it, dumbass. Let's see how much you like it.
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11/08/2012 12:52 AM
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Obviously its a bit different here in Aus, but I've started to think we would be better off living off the government!
We are a family of 2 adults and 2 kids, my husband works full time and I work part time so I can be at home with the kids we make almost $900 a week after tax, on centrelink (welfare) we would make $800, if we sold our house and started to rent again we would also get rent assistance and then get $900, also we would get discounts on everything and not have a mortgage. lucky I don't like rent inspections so we aren't going to do that.. But hows that fair?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26532270


It's fair because if you lose your job and run out of money, nobody would want you to starve to death on the street. Instead of complaining about that, maybe you should be thankful for the safety net that you have, dumbass. Of course, you could also get off your ass and earn an above-welfare salary anytime.
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 12:53 AM
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Just had this discussion with my husband earlier today. That is definitely the message we're getting. He had TWO people tell him today that they voted Obama because he gives them food stamps! I mentioned the Obama phones and my hubby hadn't yet heard of that - I'll have to clue him in.....
Ballin on EBT

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11/08/2012 12:55 AM
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How do you get on welfare?
:)

Last Edited by Dr. Gucci on 11/08/2012 12:57 AM
Don't blame the puppet in the white house, blame the system he came up in.

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11/08/2012 12:59 AM
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why not just keep your shit, and your job, and fire your so called servants?
Bluebird

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11/08/2012 01:06 AM

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How do you get on welfare?
:)
 Quoting: Ballin on EBT


I'm having lunch tomorrow with a person I know who gets all kinds of things so if I can find out I will post it.

What I know she gets is most of her rent paid by HUD and so she lives in a nicer place than I do. Her car is in her kids name. Nicer than mine.

She said the key is not having any assets.

She gets SSD (Social Security Disability) which makes her leigible for Medicare even though she is not close to 65 and she also has Medicaid and so pays nothing for her healthcare and gets some food stamps and in the winter help with her electric bill.

She has told me before to my face that I am a fool for trying to work. So I guess I'm tired of being a fool.
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 01:20 AM
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LOL.

Look at the "related threads" at the bottom of this page. You guys said the same bullshit in 2009 and are still slaving away.
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^^true true

Sore losers
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 01:24 AM
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How do you get on welfare?
:)
 Quoting: Ballin on EBT


I'm having lunch tomorrow with a person I know who gets all kinds of things so if I can find out I will post it.

What I know she gets is most of her rent paid by HUD and so she lives in a nicer place than I do. Her car is in her kids name. Nicer than mine.

She said the key is not having any assets.

She gets SSD (Social Security Disability) which makes her leigible for Medicare even though she is not close to 65 and she also has Medicaid and so pays nothing for her healthcare and gets some food stamps and in the winter help with her electric bill.

She has told me before to my face that I am a fool for trying to work. So I guess I'm tired of being a fool.
 Quoting: Bluebird


Some good info there, thanks. She sounds like a good friend.
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Can't beat 'em...Join them!

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11/08/2012 01:30 AM
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If you quit your job, you will be unable to get on Welfare.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13127957


This.


Gotta get fired.
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 01:47 AM
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damn you guys are a bunch of spineless wimps

Keep your shit, stop paying for welfare, fascism, bank bailouts, illegal wars, murder of the unborn etc. how about that?
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 01:56 AM
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Personally, I couldn't imagine choosing to live on a handout. It's a sign of complete submission, I have too much pride: my father taught me to be a man.

He also taught me that there are plenty of people that aren't as smart or capable as I would be. Those talks instilled a sense of responsibility, for the people that wouldn't be able to provide for themselves.

Go ahead and ride the system if you think it will improve your life. I'll continue busting my ass and providing for those of you that are incapable of carrying your own load. Your job will be to carry the shame, of willfully taking advantage of people that have something to contribute.
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11/08/2012 02:15 AM
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The average welfare person gets $60,000 worth of benefits.

They get free housing, free food, free Obama phones, subsidized internet, free medical, and all the money they want to make under the table without any taxes.

[link to www.weeklystandard.com]
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


No shit???
Damn!

Nemaste
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It amazes me that people belive everything they read on the ole net.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17549114


Several years ago, we lived in a fairly upscale neighborhood, were renting a house for $1,300 a month. Next door was a two-story house that was owned by a lazy Vietnamese couple who did absolutely NOTHING to maintain it, and they were renting it out to a black family for $1,500 a month.

We found out it was Section 8 - the renters were paying $300 a month - TAXPAYERS were paying the balance to the owners.

Point: Many people in America, living on welfare and gov assistance, are living pretty high on the hog.

But even though they're living in better areas, you can count on them eventually trashing it out . . . those renters, little by little, moved in more family members, strung a clothesline across the backyard, put crappy old furniture out in the front yard . . . and that one propery de-valued the entire neighborhood.

There are apparently no limits now in some states on Section 8 housing, so to everyone who buys or rents a house in what "appears" to be a nice, safe neighborhood: BEWARE the government-sponging spoilers.
 Quoting: itsamadmadworld


Upscale for 1300? Shiittt, in northern MD 15 mins south of DC it's 1385 for my 2br 2bath for my wife, and thats an apartment. it is NOT fancy.
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Personally, I couldn't imagine choosing to live on a handout. It's a sign of complete submission, I have too much pride: my father taught me to be a man.

He also taught me that there are plenty of people that aren't as smart or capable as I would be. Those talks instilled a sense of responsibility, for the people that wouldn't be able to provide for themselves.

Go ahead and ride the system if you think it will improve your life. I'll continue busting my ass and providing for those of you that are incapable of carrying your own load. Your job will be to carry the shame, of willfully taking advantage of people that have something to contribute.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25644614


See, I'm thinking the OP has a damn good point.

I have responsibility, yes, and I have pride, to the point it's almost a god complex. But I have a sense of duty to my country, to do what's best for it, my people, and the constitution.

As an American citizen, I have to go on welfare and take advantage of every offer the government gives, for the simple fact that the only way to change the system is to first break it. Our leaders will not change the system until that happens.

OP has a point, because a month ago I was a taxpaying productive member of society. Today, fuck it. My government doesn't respect my right to bare arms, my freedom of speech, or my freedom to elect what I put in my body, and gives part of my paycheck away to support those I do not know, when I already support friends. Let me choose who I support. Until then, I'm not working to support you.

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