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EVERYBODY- Quit Your Job And Get on WELFARE!!

 
Master X

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11/08/2012 03:13 AM
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LOL. It's so funny when the welfare "I'm getting 6-billion in welfare a week mothefuckas!" get promoted and everyone thinks that's the normal situation for those on welfare. Believe ME this is not true. These sort of people are the extreme, and if you think they are "the norm" then you are vastly deluded. A similar tactic is used here in the UK by certain parties of the government to get people to hate ANYONE on benefits to save them money, even if it means people starving and homeless. If you believed them, every single-mother would be the anti-christ and their children demon spawnlings.

It's the same with your political ways. Getting you all brainwashed into believing every candidate is so far left or right they're nearly falling of the edge, trying to hide those sane ones with balanced view and opinions regardless of which party they're affiliated with by only promoting the most extreme.
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 03:16 AM
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Obviously its a bit different here in Aus, but I've started to think we would be better off living off the government!
We are a family of 2 adults and 2 kids, my husband works full time and I work part time so I can be at home with the kids we make almost $900 a week after tax, on centrelink (welfare) we would make $800, if we sold our house and started to rent again we would also get rent assistance and then get $900, also we would get discounts on everything and not have a mortgage. lucky I don't like rent inspections so we aren't going to do that.. But hows that fair?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26532270


It's fair because if you lose your job and run out of money, nobody would want you to starve to death on the street. Instead of complaining about that, maybe you should be thankful for the safety net that you have, dumbass. Of course, you could also get off your ass and earn an above-welfare salary anytime.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16598644


Aw that was a bit mean.. My other half works really hard and i didnt have kids to let someone else raise them, we make enough to live off I was just saying..
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 03:20 AM
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LOL. It's so funny when the welfare "I'm getting 6-billion in welfare a week mothefuckas!" get promoted and everyone thinks that's the normal situation for those on welfare. Believe ME this is not true. These sort of people are the extreme, and if you think they are "the norm" then you are vastly deluded. A similar tactic is used here in the UK by certain parties of the government to get people to hate ANYONE on benefits to save them money, even if it means people starving and homeless. If you believed them, every single-mother would be the anti-christ and their children demon spawnlings.

It's the same with your political ways. Getting you all brainwashed into believing every candidate is so far left or right they're nearly falling of the edge, trying to hide those sane ones with balanced view and opinions regardless of which party they're affiliated with by only promoting the most extreme.
 Quoting: Master X


I don't think you get it. This isn't about welfare. This is about spending in general. The welfare state is being expanded to the point where it was in the late 80's-early 90s in the next few years.

Granted it's no multi-vehicle caviar eating paradise, but its better than nothing.
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 03:42 AM
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Don't quit get fired you get 108 weeks of unemployment
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26978752


EXACTLY. Everyday before you go to work, take out a Sharpie and write this on your forehead: JESUS IS LORD

They will ask you to remove it and tell them that you made a deal with God and you aren't going to remove jack shit.

You should receive your first check in 3 weeks. Don't forget to apply for foodstamps, gas and electric subsidies and don't forget to hit the food pantry on your way to the travel agency.

The Red Cross will give you a free ticket...just tell them your destination is your home and you lost everything and need to get 'home' for a funeral.
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 03:48 AM
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That's Cloward-Piven Strategy for implementing communism...overload the system with the poor, debt, corruption until it collapses on the weight of itself.

They're already doing that, you don't have to get on Welfare, plenty are going to be going on it soon enough when taxes go up and Obamacare kicks in...

Fuck the government and their handouts. They all come with strings attached. I've never needed the taxpayers or a bureaucrat to hold my hand yet, and I intend to keep it that way...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


If you ever bought ethanol gas because it's 5 cents cheaper than regular...you've already used a taxpayer handout. If you ever made money on a stock trade the low 15% capital gaines tax is a government handout.
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 03:53 AM
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I want my OBAMAPHONE! But apparently I don't have enough blacks in my state so I am SOL.

Unfortunately, 12 states aren't served yet. Consider buying a cheap pre-paid phone if you live in one of those. They include Colorado, Hawaii, Idaho, Minnesota, Montana, Nebraska, New Mexico, North Dakota, Oregon, South Dakota, Vermont or Wyoming.

[link to usatoday30.usatoday.com]

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT! lmao


List of U.S. states by African-American population

33 Colorado 201,737 4.28
38 Hawaii 21,424 3.08
39 New Mexico 42,550 2.97
40 Iowa 89,148 2.68
41 Oregon 69,206 2.01
42 Wyoming 4,748 1.29
43 Utah 29,287 1.27
44 New Hampshire 15,035 1.22
45 South Dakota 10,207 1.14
46 North Dakota 7,960 1.08
47 Maine 15,707 1.03
48 Idaho 9,810 0.95
49 Vermont 6,277 0.87
50 Montana 4,027 0.67
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16999455


Iowa is a free slave state too. I think I'm going to go to the courthouse tomorrow and inquire about that. If they are free, I want to get my share.
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 04:04 AM
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Lets crash this thang!!!

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1707881


Lets shoot you for inciting a rebelion against your goverment. If people done what you suggested America would be gone, all business would move out, all the elite and rich would move out and all that would be left would be you lot scratching yer balls eating yer nieghbours cat asking what went wrong.

Lol stupid plebs and their ill thought out plans, got to love em eh.
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 04:26 AM
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I wish. The gov loots at assets and not just income though. That will be a problem for me. I need to figure out a way to hide my assets so I can get on the dole. Fuck working. I want to sit on my ass all day and home like the welfare leeches do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20529543


Up until today I had been jobless for around 6 weeks & it drove me near INSANE!!!! I don't know how anyone can be happy sitting on their ass all day doing nothing - IT SUCKED!!!!
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 05:59 AM
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You dumb asses still think that this broke ass bitch broke this country.


[link to www.democrats.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17549114


I'm still waiting for Obama and the Democrats to follow through with just ONE of those things. But they won't, so you're the dumbass for voting Democrat.
donpldp

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11/08/2012 06:02 AM
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CORPORATE WELFARE COST THIS COUNTRY MORE HATERSSSSS
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 06:04 AM
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Same as doing nothing while collecting interest.

Personally I'm on capital strike.
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 06:06 AM
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Lets crash this thang!!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1707881



So, do tell, what IS it like being on welfare, you clearly have experience that most of us don't in that regard.



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Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 06:09 AM
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The government stole OUR money and refuses to pay interest to us. Instead, they pay it to China, or the FED (LOLicopter!)

I think that every cent that government employees spend that belongs to the American people, they alone should be liable for. Not only that, but they should be forced to pay it back, with interest!
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 06:14 AM
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Lets crash this thang!!!

5a5a5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1707881


i was thinking the same thang yesaday, i wonder what would happen?

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Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 06:15 AM
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Lets crash this thang!!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1707881



So, do tell, what IS it like being on welfare, you clearly have experience that most of us don't in that regard.



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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6685296


shut up and quit yer job
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 06:16 AM
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Lets crash this thang!!!

5a5a5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1707881


i was thinking the same thang yesaday, i wonder what would happen?

abombexplosionzombiessiren2ahhhexplosionabomb
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22899606


cruise
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 06:32 AM
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you socialist haters are missing something here. all of the money paid in food stamps stimulates the economy.

[link to mediamatters.org]
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 06:35 AM
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you socialist haters are missing something here. all of the money paid in food stamps stimulates the economy.

[link to mediamatters.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27298927


fuck the economy!!!

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Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 06:41 AM
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dont want anything from the government---- NOTHING
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 06:58 AM
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No thank you. I like living in a nice house in a nice quiet neighborhood, where I don't even have to lock my doors. I like driving a nice dependable car. I like being able to help others in need. I like knowing there is food on the table. I like cable TV and XM radio. I like having air conditioning in the summer and heat in the winter. Quit my job and live on $500 dollars a month. I don't think so.
 Quoting: Sickandtired 17058124


The average welfare person gets $60,000 worth of benefits.

They get free housing, free food, free Obama phones, subsidized internet, free medical, and all the money they want to make under the table without any taxes.

[link to www.weeklystandard.com]
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


obama phones are being doled out so the feds can track everyone.
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 06:59 AM
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quit your welfare and get on a job is more like it, no work no eats
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 07:09 AM
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No thank you. I like living in a nice house in a nice quiet neighborhood, where I don't even have to lock my doors. I like driving a nice dependable car. I like being able to help others in need. I like knowing there is food on the table. I like cable TV and XM radio. I like having air conditioning in the summer and heat in the winter. Quit my job and live on $500 dollars a month. I don't think so.
 Quoting: Sickandtired 17058124


Exactly. Stupid Repubs seem to think that being on welfare is a nice, comfortable lifestyle. If so, Repubs should try it sometime.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16598644


For those who have learned the fine art of milking the system, it is.
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 12:43 PM
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you socialist haters are missing something here. all of the money paid in food stamps stimulates the economy.

[link to mediamatters.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27298927


Food stamps aren't funded with money though idiot. There is no money. It's all paper/credit/numbers.

You are saying that paper creates and builds things. Mining, drilling, farming creates things. Paper doesn't do shit that's why the world has been robbed of all it's existing assets. ...all taken over and traded for paper.

Go borrow "money" form you wife for her Christmas present and pay her back with the money she brings home from her job...then maybe you will understand what the government is doing.

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