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Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?

 
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Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
I am 43 years old, have worked at a minimum of 50+ hours a week since I was 18 years old (Military, then Local Police Officer).

I am tired of this life and want to be able to do all the things these ass clowns do without having to work. Plus I want to help crash the system. I have a legitimate disability (3 knee surgeries and severe arthritis).

I do not know the first clue on how to go about getting on disability, SSI, Welfare and Food Stamps. For those who want to help crash the system like me but have been a productive member of society all my life, how do I do it?
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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
Step one is to be dirt poor.
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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
Getting on disability is hard. Sounds like you can still work so I don't see that happening.

Getting on welfare is based on your income and family size. If you are a single adult, you will be disappointed.

Getting on Social Security will happen when you reach age if you have paid into the system.

Hope that helps!
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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
I don't know. Never been on any of that stuff. But I think you have to have nothing. If you have a retirement fund, or other investments, you better pull out all the money and use it all up first. When you've hit the bottom of the barrel, then you can probably apply. But do you really want to live that way?
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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
Step one is to be dirt poor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17549114


I make 50K a year, can barely afford to pay my mortgage, put food on the table and pay my utilities, and gas to get back and forth to work, have not been on a vacation in 7 years, and cant afford dental work on a few teeth thanks to gingivitis.

Serious answers please.
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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
You first ask your doctor, they have to recommend you for it. Took my mom more than 4 years and she has neuropathy and COPD. Its not an easy process. She only gets disability and SSI though, she does not qualify for food stamps or any other type of welfare. She became disabled after the age of 54 and she had worked since she was 17. She gets practically nothing for benefits. Its not as easy as people think, you have to be doctor certified then they will probably deny you 2 or 3 times like they did my mom. She ended up getting a lawyer and that fight took over a year before they finally approved it.

She is visibly disabled too, she can't walk 5 feet without needing to rest because of the neuropathy pain and COPD. In addition she has to sit 5 minutes for every 10 minutes she stands or her legs and feet will swell so drastically it looks like her skin is about to burst open. None of that mattered though...still took her 4 years to get it approved.
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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
Step one is to be dirt poor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17549114


I make 50K a year, can barely afford to pay my mortgage, put food on the table and pay my utilities, and gas to get back and forth to work, have not been on a vacation in 7 years, and cant afford dental work on a few teeth thanks to gingivitis.

Serious answers please.
 Quoting: Zederok


Sounds like you are part of the 47% who refuses to take responsibility for themselves.

That's a shame.


Best of luck to you!
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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
Step one is to be dirt poor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17549114


I make 50K a year, can barely afford to pay my mortgage, put food on the table and pay my utilities, and gas to get back and forth to work, have not been on a vacation in 7 years, and cant afford dental work on a few teeth thanks to gingivitis.

Serious answers please.
 Quoting: Zederok


seriously you NEED to have at least 1 kid under 18
and you NEED to be jobless (laid off) or need to make less than $30k/yr
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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
Step one is to be dirt poor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17549114


I make 50K a year, can barely afford to pay my mortgage, put food on the table and pay my utilities, and gas to get back and forth to work, have not been on a vacation in 7 years, and cant afford dental work on a few teeth thanks to gingivitis.

Serious answers please.
 Quoting: Zederok


Sounds like you are part of the 47% who refuses to take responsibility for themselves.

That's a shame.


Best of luck to you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24433809


I think it's more like the Obama requirement that he be responsible for a bunch of losers, HIV patients, illegal immigrants, etc. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

I am not at that place now, but I am sympathetic.
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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
So basically I am shit out of luck it sounds like?

I cant stand this country any more.
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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
Step one is to be dirt poor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17549114


I make 50K a year, can barely afford to pay my mortgage, put food on the table and pay my utilities, and gas to get back and forth to work, have not been on a vacation in 7 years, and cant afford dental work on a few teeth thanks to gingivitis.

Serious answers please.
 Quoting: Zederok


Sounds like you are part of the 47% who refuses to take responsibility for themselves.

That's a shame.


Best of luck to you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24433809


I think it's more like the Obama requirement that he be responsible for a bunch of losers, HIV patients, illegal immigrants, etc. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

I am not at that place now, but I am sympathetic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27212869


We have been responsible for a bunch of losers, HIV patients, illegal immigrants, etc. since the 1980s thanks to Ronald Reagan. Haven't any of you folks ever heard of the emergency room? It's where all the illegals take their snotty nosed kids.

No sympathy required!

banana2
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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
Step one is to be dirt poor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17549114


I make 50K a year, can barely afford to pay my mortgage, put food on the table and pay my utilities, and gas to get back and forth to work, have not been on a vacation in 7 years, and cant afford dental work on a few teeth thanks to gingivitis.

Serious answers please.
 Quoting: Zederok


It was a serious answer. 50k a year? Forget it.
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So basically I am shit out of luck it sounds like?

I cant stand this country any more.
 Quoting: Zederok


You can be poor or you can work.

Your choice.

Sorry that being poor enough to qualify for welfare didn't turn out to be the fairy tale story your MSM feeds you.

lmao
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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
I am 43 years old, have worked at a minimum of 50+ hours a week since I was 18 years old (Military, then Local Police Officer).

I am tired of this life and want to be able to do all the things these ass clowns do without having to work. Plus I want to help crash the system. I have a legitimate disability (3 knee surgeries and severe arthritis).

I do not know the first clue on how to go about getting on disability, SSI, Welfare and Food Stamps. For those who want to help crash the system like me but have been a productive member of society all my life, how do I do it?
 Quoting: Zederok


Hey OP, hide all cash and assets. You can apply for SSDI, it takes about 6 monts to start receiving benefits (check, full medical, food stamps) if it's MENTAL HEALTH issues.... You go to the top of the list. A lot of red tape bureaucracy is involved, but you will get it.

Start seeing a Shrink and get on anti-anxiety meds, you must be unable to function in society. Once you get your benefits HELL must freeze over in order to lose them.

If you can live with youself, then go for it. BTW, have the shrink DOCUMENT everything as you will need the Shrink to recommend that course of action.
AGAIN, Mental disorders put you at the "TOP OF LIST"
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I make 50K a year, can barely afford to pay my mortgage, put food on the table and pay my utilities, and gas to get back and forth to work, have not been on a vacation in 7 years, and cant afford dental work on a few teeth thanks to gingivitis.

Serious answers please.
 Quoting: Zederok


Sounds like you are part of the 47% who refuses to take responsibility for themselves.

That's a shame.


Best of luck to you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24433809


I think it's more like the Obama requirement that he be responsible for a bunch of losers, HIV patients, illegal immigrants, etc. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

I am not at that place now, but I am sympathetic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27212869


We have been responsible for a bunch of losers, HIV patients, illegal immigrants, etc. since the 1980s thanks to Ronald Reagan. Haven't any of you folks ever heard of the emergency room? It's where all the illegals take their snotty nosed kids.

No sympathy required!

banana2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24433809


Why exclude the biggest recipient? [link to www.democrats.com]
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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
Step one is to be dirt poor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17549114


I make 50K a year, can barely afford to pay my mortgage, put food on the table and pay my utilities, and gas to get back and forth to work, have not been on a vacation in 7 years, and cant afford dental work on a few teeth thanks to gingivitis.

Serious answers please.
 Quoting: Zederok


Damn If I made 50k right now I would be pretty happy.
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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
I am 43 years old, have worked at a minimum of 50+ hours a week since I was 18 years old (Military, then Local Police Officer).

I am tired of this life and want to be able to do all the things these ass clowns do without having to work. Plus I want to help crash the system. I have a legitimate disability (3 knee surgeries and severe arthritis).

I do not know the first clue on how to go about getting on disability, SSI, Welfare and Food Stamps. For those who want to help crash the system like me but have been a productive member of society all my life, how do I do it?
 Quoting: Zederok


Hey OP, hide all cash and assets. You can apply for SSDI, it takes about 6 monts to start receiving benefits (check, full medical, food stamps) if it's MENTAL HEALTH issues.... You go to the top of the list. A lot of red tape bureaucracy is involved, but you will get it.

Start seeing a Shrink and get on anti-anxiety meds, you must be unable to function in society. Once you get your benefits HELL must freeze over in order to lose them.

If you can live with youself, then go for it. BTW, have the shrink DOCUMENT everything as you will need the Shrink to recommend that course of action.
AGAIN, Mental disorders put you at the "TOP OF LIST"
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That does'nt make you a welfare recipient. That makes you a felon.
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Lose your arms and legs like many of our real fighting force have done. Maybe your sight and hearing as well. Then give it a try OP. Your nothing special. Actually your a POS for questioning what it takes to be completely disabled. You don't have a clue.
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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
You can go to SocialSecurity.gov or something like that on line and find the answers to some questions.

I'm thinking of doing the same thing but there is just me left at home.

Today I found safelinkwireless.com is where to get an Obamaphone in my area so will start working on that.

I'm going to see how much free stuff I can get and try not to work any more so I don't have to pay taxes to provide others with things I don't have myself.
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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
So basically I am shit out of luck it sounds like?

I cant stand this country any more.
 Quoting: Zederok


no youre not

quit your job tomorrow, save some $$
close your bank account
get a new job working fast food for a month or so, have some fun at work and live off your saved money

do something stupid to get fired from Mcdonalds on purpose
begin collecting your 40% mcdonalds wage at the unemployment line
go apply for wellfare because you WILL then be at that lower level

if you dont have a kid, get pregnant or get a chock pregnant(not sure if you are male or female)
go apply for "WIC" BOOM instant wellfare within 2 weeks providing food for mothers health
then after you have WIC, you can go back and get foodstamps at that office

you could also scam the system by increasing your household capacity beyond 7 people total. All you need to do is allow a friend or a couple families that need help to live with you
prove it to the Wellfare office and you are in provided for every 3 people you not make above $27k
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If you were female, I'd say have your mentally unstable, drugged up husband push you down the stairs when you're 5 months pregnant. That did it for me. Well, it took 20 years of suffering before I caved and asked for help. I don't like being dependent. It SUCKS!

I'd keep your job and your freedom as long as you can. I want mine back!!!!
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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
Start with having a desease like diabetes and take insulin shots twice a day for fortyn years and poke your damn fingertips 2-3 times a day. Oh, and have your blood-sugar spike maybe once every couple years and spend time in the hospital. Also have your blood-sugar go so low you pass out trying to be a teenager wanting to play sports! Yeah that is fun. Then find out they really didnt know better that 200 blood-sugar was bad and now they say 80-90 is what you need to shoot for.

Oh wait, did I mention that you will more then likely lose some if not all of your eyesight due to the desease? And the only way to save it was thru laser sergury and some open eye serguries to remove scar tissue? Yeah, more fun.

And then maybe lose some toes or a foot or even an entire leg due to some little sore that got out of control and became gangrenious?

How about realizing you are in kidney failure at the age of 47 and need a transplant to live onward?

SURE, no problem just a transplant that lasts about 5-8 years and all the other special deals with it like Dialysis, more surgeries for access to clean your blood, but wait you dont have to go through any of it you can decide to end it all at any time. SWEET! Right?




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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
to get unto disability,a doctor has to verify you have a medical condition that prevents you from working 40 hours a week...this health condition must be one which will last you the rest of your life...then you qualify for disability...to get on disability faster,have your doctor apply for you...dont get a lawyer or you will have to wait 2 years...when your doctor gets you onto disability faster,you will still have to wait 1 year to receive your insurance benefits but you will receive your monthly checks upon receiving your disability...
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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That does'nt make you a welfare recipient. That makes you a felon.


You asked, I gave you an answer. To quote myself "If you can live with yourself".

The reason I know this is because my cousin had legitimate severe social anxiety issues, he was totally unfunctionable, there was no there option for him.

You WANT to get on the system, though you are functionable, I didn't recommend that you do so, I only answered your question.

AND, 85% of the entitlement group are FELONS, AND we pay for their sorry azzes.... Welcome to Obamas Ammerrikka commrade........
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So basically I am shit out of luck it sounds like?

I cant stand this country any more.
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We've come the same path, you and I.
Sucks that we've humped this shit to get socked in the face with it at this stage in our lives, huh?
What the fuck good was low-pay military, fire and LEO services? Nada. Not a damn thing. The patients, debtors and cons are running the house now, Bro. Upside down.
TSA vs HS vs Private Security vs Commercial Prisons, fighting over who's going to police & wear-house Americans now.
Fucking ridiculous, man. Wish I could do it over. No uniforms for me, if.

Last Edited by USCG Popeye on 11/08/2012 12:20 AM
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Best way to get ahead in America these days is to not be a citizen, they have much more rights and far less hassles than we true citizens do.

Second best way to get ahead in America is to leech off those of us that still cling to the old vision of the USA, then you can have that latest i-product and fancy tv's etc without even working for it.
Provided you don't mind watching said tv among squalor and multiple people and all that is...

Idiocracy here we come, all hail president Mountain Dew!!

Putin
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Re: Serious question: How do I get on welfare, Social Security and Disability?
I am 43 years old, have worked at a minimum of 50+ hours a week since I was 18 years old (Military, then Local Police Officer).

I am tired of this life and want to be able to do all the things these ass clowns do without having to work. Plus I want to help crash the system. I have a legitimate disability (3 knee surgeries and severe arthritis).

I do not know the first clue on how to go about getting on disability, SSI, Welfare and Food Stamps. For those who want to help crash the system like me but have been a productive member of society all my life, how do I do it?
 Quoting: Zederok


Hey OP, hide all cash and assets. You can apply for SSDI, it takes about 6 monts to start receiving benefits (check, full medical, food stamps) if it's MENTAL HEALTH issues.... You go to the top of the list. A lot of red tape bureaucracy is involved, but you will get it.

Start seeing a Shrink and get on anti-anxiety meds, you must be unable to function in society. Once you get your benefits HELL must freeze over in order to lose them.

If you can live with youself, then go for it. BTW, have the shrink DOCUMENT everything as you will need the Shrink to recommend that course of action.
AGAIN, Mental disorders put you at the "TOP OF LIST"
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Careful with this approach.
You will lose your right to own firearms.
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The noose is tightening.

I don't know what else to say.
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So basically I am shit out of luck it sounds like?

I cant stand this country any more.
 Quoting: Zederok


Why don't you look for a better paying job? Move to it if you have to.
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So basically I am shit out of luck it sounds like?

I cant stand this country any more.
 Quoting: Zederok


You sound like a bitter, lazy Republican.

Get to work, loser.

Or go on welfare, and see how great that is.

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