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I'm 32, Illegal, Mexican American & Got An 'Undocumented Resident' Waiver From President Obama, My New Best Gringo Friend !! Ask M

 
Pedro Enriquez Gonzalez
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11/07/2012 11:46 PM
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I'm 32, Illegal, Mexican American & Got An 'Undocumented Resident' Waiver From President Obama, My New Best Gringo Friend !! Ask M
President Obama is starting to see things my way. He helped all my cousins, uncles, and brothers stay in the USA and vote for him.

I can't wait to see what other things we will get here, in the land of opportunity. Mucho grande gifts and treatment from the great African elPresidente.

Any ideas?
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11/07/2012 11:48 PM
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Your about as Mexican as Eddy Murphy.
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11/07/2012 11:49 PM
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Another uncivilized lower class republican.
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Your about as Mexican as Eddy Murphy.
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And you're as Taiwanese as your mum
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Your about as Mexican as Eddy Murphy.
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Why do you say that my friend from Taiwan? Do you have a job for me and my compadres?
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A disgrace to the name Gonzalez.

Fucking Mexicans.
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11/07/2012 11:52 PM
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you're white.
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No Habla Espanol
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Another uncivilized lower class republican.
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My whole family is working many jobs. Hard work but much better here. In Mexico there are very rich and very poor. I never knew there was another option or other type of peoples.
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11/07/2012 11:53 PM
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bravo mi amigo, we deserve our rights!
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Another uncivilized lower class republican.
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My whole family is working many jobs. Hard work but much better here. In Mexico there are very rich and very poor. I never knew there was another option or other type of peoples.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21931562


This doesn't jive with the economic reforms occurring in Mexico and the massive amount of manufacturing that's been outsourced to that country.
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bravo mi amigo, we deserve our rights!
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Your rights are in Mexico.
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[link to www.gringomask.com]
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you're white.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27235756


I am white (in color). I do not look hispanic like my uncles. I look more like my cousins from Spain and Morocco. I could fit in with a group of people from the midwest except my accent, hair, and eyes.


That's how I got in to this great country. I wore a UCLA sweater that said OBAMA on the back and a Walt Disney watch. I put a bandana on my hiar and walked in at Matamoros, Mexico.
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bravo mi amigo, we deserve our rights!
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Muchas Gracias Amigo

clappa
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HA HA that was funny.

It is actually much easier to come to the USA than people would think. I wroked hard to study english and german while in Mexico and I teached my family the things that were important to blend in.

How to act, dress, etc... When you have confidence, smile, act carefree, and proud, the Border Agents will waive you right through. It's aslo good to have a vacation story and some back ground story like spring break, student nurse at UCLA, etc..

I live in Iowa now and so does most of my family.
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Another uncivilized lower class republican.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26957116


My whole family is working many jobs. Hard work but much better here. In Mexico there are very rich and very poor. I never knew there was another option or other type of peoples.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21931562


This doesn't jive with the economic reforms occurring in Mexico and the massive amount of manufacturing that's been outsourced to that country.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1421478


Southern Mexico is actually much different than my American friends would think.

There is great wealth and rich resources but much like in America, it is owned and controlled by a handful of rich families and politicians.

Our government is very corrupt...almost like in the USA.
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11/08/2012 12:10 AM

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MIra- por muchos razones sabemos que estas mentiendo. Asi que deja de aburlarse de la gente que han llegado aqui con el intencion de mejorar su vida y vete a la chingada, si?
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my Norwegian dong is more mexican than you Pepe.
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11/08/2012 12:20 AM
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este pendejo no es mexicano
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11/08/2012 12:33 AM
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President Obama is starting to see things my way. He helped all my cousins, uncles, and brothers stay in the USA and vote for him.

I can't wait to see what other things we will get here, in the land of opportunity. Mucho grande gifts and treatment from the great African elPresidente.

Any ideas?

 Quoting: Pedro Enriquez Gonzalez 21931562


What happened has Mexico ran out of our money we send every month?
Are you better off today, than you were 4 years ago?
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MIra- por muchos razones sabemos que estas mentiendo. Asi que deja de aburlarse de la gente que han llegado aqui con el intencion de mejorar su vida y vete a la chingada, si?
 Quoting: ladulce


Many of the "legal" Mexicans who are already here or born here have found it easier to get on welfare but my family is very religious and we do not struggle with laziness or excuses.

We take care of each other and try to give our children an education, good working skills, and better opportunity than we had.
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11/08/2012 12:39 AM
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este pendejo no es mexicano
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Eres el pendejo.
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11/08/2012 12:42 AM
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my Norwegian dong is more mexican than you Pepe.
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I thought the Norwegian currency was called the Krone.

The Dong is the currency of Vietnam.
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President Obama is starting to see things my way. He helped all my cousins, uncles, and brothers stay in the USA and vote for him.

I can't wait to see what other things we will get here, in the land of opportunity. Mucho grande gifts and treatment from the great African elPresidente.

Any ideas?

 Quoting: Pedro Enriquez Gonzalez 21931562


What happened has Mexico ran out of our money we send every month?
 Quoting: MississippiBlkMan


Just as in the USA, Mexico is owned and controlled by a small handful of corrupt politicians, and oversea banking families.

The politicians in Mexico are very corrupt...almost as bad as the USA. The money coming into MExico from foreign politicians only goes to the bankers and politicans. Our resources of oil, gold, and drugs are sold on the world markets and the money never goes back to the people.

Americans get a cut and that's why I am here. In Mexico the people get cut out.
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11/08/2012 12:51 AM
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How did you get the waiver and what can someone do that is Canadian to get one instead of dealing with the LONG and expensive process of Adjustment of Status (AOS)??
fërú.

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11/08/2012 01:25 AM
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este pendejo no es mexicano
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Eres el pendejo.
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asi no se contesta idiota las reglas gramaticales son diferentes en español pendejo
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How did you get the waiver and what can someone do that is Canadian to get one instead of dealing with the LONG and expensive process of Adjustment of Status (AOS)??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24960373


It all depends on who you are and where you came from. For Cubans, all you have to do is touch American soil with your hands or feet.

In the USA it's better to walk across the border and do the paperwork later. There's no punishment for getting caught.

I have a girlfriend who is an illegal from France. She came here to visit and cancelled her return trip. She is a nanny and goes to Wheaton college. She has a legal driver's license whith her real name and a checking, savings, account with credit cards.

Her friend is an illegal from Spain. Once her friend flew hom for Christmas but when she returned to go to school, she got deported...to Mexico so I walked her across the border.

Once inside the states, there really isn't much to worry about and if for some reason I get deported, I will walk back through Browsville TX and get on a bus to Iowa.
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este pendejo no es mexicano
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Eres el pendejo.
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asi no se contesta idiota las reglas gramaticales son diferentes en español pendejo
 Quoting: fërú.


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That's okay, I go down to Mexico for Christmas vacation every year, I've got a place there, and I fuck a number of young Mexican girls there every year. They're easily impressed with my place and think I have a lot of money and I get to implant my gringo seed in them, andale.
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KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

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