WTF !! I AM MEXICAN , DRUNK AND IN LIMA , PERU , ASK ME ANYTHING !!

Do NOT DRINK IN LIMA!!


YA ASSHAT!!!!!

What is Peru like? What are you doing there?

Does it rain there?

How did a Mexican end up in Peru? Do the Peruvians diss you?

What are you doing, trying to take their jobs too?

You have skype? I would love to do some business.

Did you bring your jumping beans with you?

Pass by Avenida Aviación and walk down Coliseo Dibós and tell me how it is around there. That used to be my old neighborhood.

How is the party scene over there?

I had to ask, as i didn't get to experience the wildness of nightlife much because i moved to the states when i was 13.

Post pictures of hot south american women. Amateur pics not some internet bullshit.

Not much !! kind of working !!
Peru is a huge shithole , except for Miraflores and 2-3 other places !!

Not drugs or illegal stuff , I work for a f..American Corporation !!

Most Peruvian girls are not hot , but tourist girls are whores !!
How did I get here ?? huge mistake ,curiosity and free ride !!

Do they still have this Cocaine Bars
where you can order the best Stuff
but no Alcohol?

Not f....drop of water !! Most local kids never seen the rain !!

Cocaine Tea at hotel bar !!
Weird flavor but nice travel !! Not wait , medicinal purposes !!

jajjaja te pasas compa
en vez de ponerte pedo visita algunos sitios magicos
quien quita y a lo mejor hasta ves un ovni

Omg !! Drinks are amazing .....really amazing !!

going to Cusco and Machupicchu on sunday !!

any german tourists or immigrants around?

Have you been to the cool water garden monster fountains pl
ace?

NICE!!!

Few ones , many Asian ppl invading Peru !!

howdey.

Con peor suerte terminarás diciendo... "Peeero senorita laaaaura..."

Are you going to visit machi pichu??

From one shithole to another hey, don't bother writing.

I'm a white guy, I went to a burger King in Iowa last month and the mexican gal at the drive thru window starts speaking to me in spanish, she was shocked to find out I couldn't speka de language and wasn't Mexican either... WHY??? I HAVE TO BE THE WHITEST MUTHERF***IN SPANAIRD EVER ;p

Hahahha, I am staying in a 5 stars hotel with a bottle of whiskey , meanwhile you are whining about your socialist 'new' president in your mom basement with a shitty bottle of water !!

Hahahha, I am staying in a 5 stars hotel with a bottle of whiskey , meanwhile you are whining about your socialist 'new' president in your mom basement with a shitty bottle of water !!

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I've been trying to find an easy way to check for accuracy of what I've said here,and fill in some more interesting locations on this meridian, but have failed so far. [link to www.hermetic.ch]