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I am a woman who farts like a burley man..ask me a question

 
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11/08/2012 01:28 AM
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I am a woman who farts like a burley man..ask me a question
Yes, its true. I do fart like a big large man. Ask me a question..
DontBeFooled2012 (OP)

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11/08/2012 01:32 AM

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Re: I am a woman who farts like a burley man..ask me a question
Have you ever sharted?s226
The more a lie is told, the more people start believing it's the truth. As much as it's said, it doesn't change the fact that it's a lie.

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So sharing wifi puts us on the same ip addy? Making me the op and not you? Hmmmm
The more a lie is told, the more people start believing it's the truth. As much as it's said, it doesn't change the fact that it's a lie.

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Re: I am a woman who farts like a burley man..ask me a question
Talking to yourself?
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11/08/2012 01:36 AM

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Just waitin for that cascadia eq to happen
The more a lie is told, the more people start believing it's the truth. As much as it's said, it doesn't change the fact that it's a lie.

"It would make life much easier if I could have total faith and not question everything all the time, but I can't do it and I won't do it."

-Joey Skaggs-

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11/08/2012 01:37 AM
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Re: I am a woman who farts like a burley man..ask me a question
Don'tbefooled is my roommate. It put him as OP because we share an IP addy
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11/08/2012 01:37 AM
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Re: I am a woman who farts like a burley man..ask me a question
not a question but a suggestion....lay off the wheat! lol!
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11/08/2012 01:39 AM
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Re: I am a woman who farts like a burley man..ask me a question
i love you??
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11/08/2012 01:40 AM
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Mom?
DontBeFooled2012 (OP)

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11/08/2012 01:41 AM

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Mom?
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rofl
The more a lie is told, the more people start believing it's the truth. As much as it's said, it doesn't change the fact that it's a lie.

"It would make life much easier if I could have total faith and not question everything all the time, but I can't do it and I won't do it."

-Joey Skaggs-

Don't be a Vaccine Victim!!!
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11/08/2012 01:42 AM
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i love you??
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Oh trust me , if you lived with me , you wouldn't love me lol
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11/08/2012 01:42 AM
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Re: I am a woman who farts like a burley man..ask me a question
All women fart like burly men they just hold it in until no one is around but their farts smell less usually although are loud.
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Mom?
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Well, I'm glad I am not the only one!
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11/08/2012 01:43 AM
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i love you??
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Oh trust me , if you lived with me , you wouldn't love me lol
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You need a deep hard ass fuck to release all that stored pressurized gas.
After that you will stop farting so much.
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11/08/2012 01:44 AM
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Yes, its true. I do fart like a big large man. Ask me a question..
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how a big large man does queef?
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11/08/2012 01:44 AM
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Re: I am a woman who farts like a burley man..ask me a question
what are we talkin here,

farts through ass or queefs through pussy?
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Re: I am a woman who farts like a burley man..ask me a question
All women fart like burly men they just hold it in until no one is around but their farts smell less usually although are loud.
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I tried holding it in once at a friends house. I finally couldn't anymore and went into the bathroom. Well I fartes super loud at the exact time the movie in the living room got quiet. Everyone heard and they just about died.
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Re: I am a woman who farts like a burley man..ask me a question
what are we talkin here,

farts through ass or queefs through pussy?
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Real men have vaginas? Jeez silly we are talking about darting from the anal region
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All women fart like burly men they just hold it in until no one is around but their farts smell less usually although are loud.
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I tried holding it in once at a friends house. I finally couldn't anymore and went into the bathroom. Well I fartes super loud at the exact time the movie in the living room got quiet. Everyone heard and they just about died.
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You need to spread your cheeks the noise is just the friction let it come out silently lmao
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11/08/2012 01:46 AM
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Re: I am a woman who farts like a burley man..ask me a question
Do you scratch your nuts and burp too? If so,marry me you beastly biotch
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11/08/2012 01:47 AM
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Re: I am a woman who farts like a burley man..ask me a question
i love you??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26579062


Oh trust me , if you lived with me , you wouldn't love me lol
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You need a deep hard ass fuck to release all that stored pressurized gas.
After that you will stop farting so much.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26329297


Umm...I don't want to loose control of my bowels...no thank u
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Re: I am a woman who farts like a burley man..ask me a question
what are we talkin here,

farts through ass or queefs through pussy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27101520


Real men have vaginas? Jeez silly we are talking about darting from the anal region
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23153177


Farting*
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Re: I am a woman who farts like a burley man..ask me a question
i love you??
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Oh trust me , if you lived with me , you wouldn't love me lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23153177


You need a deep hard ass fuck to release all that stored pressurized gas.
After that you will stop farting so much.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26329297


Umm...I don't want to loose control of my bowels...no thank u
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23153177


But it will solve the pressure problem it will stretch the tube so its not so noisy so the pressure doesn't build up so much.
You wont lose control of your bowels that is silly, just make sure its clean first.
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11/08/2012 01:49 AM
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Re: I am a woman who farts like a burley man..ask me a question
I have the weirdest boner right now.
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11/08/2012 01:51 AM

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I have the weirdest boner right now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27097023


bump
The more a lie is told, the more people start believing it's the truth. As much as it's said, it doesn't change the fact that it's a lie.

"It would make life much easier if I could have total faith and not question everything all the time, but I can't do it and I won't do it."

-Joey Skaggs-

Don't be a Vaccine Victim!!!
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Do you scratch your nuts and burp too? If so,marry me you beastly biotch
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Beastly is a great word
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pin it
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Are you Obeast?
The more a lie is told, the more people start believing it's the truth. As much as it's said, it doesn't change the fact that it's a lie.

"It would make life much easier if I could have total faith and not question everything all the time, but I can't do it and I won't do it."

-Joey Skaggs-

Don't be a Vaccine Victim!!!
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11/08/2012 01:55 AM

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pin it
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I.was going to but since.we're on the same ip its making me OP as well
The more a lie is told, the more people start believing it's the truth. As much as it's said, it doesn't change the fact that it's a lie.

"It would make life much easier if I could have total faith and not question everything all the time, but I can't do it and I won't do it."

-Joey Skaggs-

Don't be a Vaccine Victim!!!
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you are a flatulent pain in the arse!
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11/08/2012 02:03 AM
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Do you scratch your nuts and burp too? If so,marry me you beastly biotch
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15409695


But to answer your question...yes I burp but I don't have any nuts to scratch!

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