Oh boy! I had a date with a girl! =D

Pics or it didnt happen...

Is this the first time you've tried bath salts?

Weeeeeeeeeee!!!! It's a ferris wheel!!!! It's shaped like a zebra centaur chick with a crossbow and a pith helmet and there are spikes on the helmet shaped like gibbons and we ate mini-cheeseburgers shaped like Rob Halford and we dressed like English beefeaters and bought new Maui & Sons tank tops and we fixed our van's transmission by candlelight and had lengthy discussions about Grover Cleveland and fought were-tarantulas with sais and have balloon hats painted with Rush Limbaugh dressed as Roger Rabbit wearing a shirt embroidered with Garfield!

Did you let her wear your tinfoil hat?

Monopoly

did you let her touch your wee wee?

I wish I was on a date with you .

I went on a date once and we had baconburgers shaped like Glenn Tipton, ALMOST as good as a Halford Cheeseburger.
Damn you are hot.

Im 22 and still a virgin :(

A backdoor virgin too?
You know that counts too !!

I was 24.. dont worry about it.

i want some of what u been smoking

Wow that's a pretty long dedicated relationship to your hand without cheating.

This^

I had a date with a Banshee. All she did was scream. Bitch.

did she sit on it?