Fuck what the chicks say. They don't even know what they want.

Chicks get hot in the ass for a rock star. Go ahead and laugh. But when I walk in a room I pick and choose the girls I want. It's just like nature, you gotta flash your feathers.

When I stroll in a place I look at my big shiny $700 dollar watch, bam! Pussy starts oozing wetness. Cause they are watching. I don't care if they're married. Women have 40% more peripheral vision than men.

I'm tall and my hair is long. Well tanned and expensive clothes. Shoes...details....posture...attitude...rock star....bad mother fucker. It sounds so colloquial but IT WORKS because chicks are simple. And you're just trying to get their attention. After that you better talk fast and talk smooth. It's all part of the display and part of the game. It doesn't matter if you want a good girl or not. They will become good if they want you.

Walk in like you own the fucking planet. If you're short then wear some clogs. Stuff your pants. Anything goes dude. Pay no attention to the bitches. You're on a mission. Eventually it'll happen. They'll bump into you or you'll get accosted somehow. Then it's time to stuff in the horsey.

The very last thing you ever want to do is act like a nice little fag boy. That might get you some dick in the ass, and maybe that's what you really want, but if you're looking for labia then you must separate yourself from all the average chumps in the room.