hmmm,i do need a roommate to share the bills...what are your qualifications,a back ground check would be in order...have you slept with any devils or demons lately? for they do leave a stink that takes a while to get rid off...you have to sleep with a nun to remove the smell quicker...can you count the beads on a rosary with your eyes shut while humming the lords prayer? in the winter time can you walk on water? on a foggy day,can you walk through the clouds and appear at my doorstep? that's the first page,i get back to you with the rest of your qualifications to come home with god..