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If you believe in Evolution YOU are a big Mistake

 
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Go ahead and try to explain whales having legs in the context of the Bible for me, churchy.
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I don't know, maybe the same reason seals do.
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^ First true thing you've said all night. How many whales you see hanging out on dry land these days?
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Meh I thought seals used their rear flippers to propel or steer themselves in water. I guess your "whale" didn't do the same thing, and you somehow have proof of this. Do you like have a video of that? Would be fascinated how you came to your conclusion.
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Here ya go.

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a Lie from Hell
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LOL
burn the book already
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Evolution is a Lie from Hell,
If you believe this complex universe with all of its different types and forms of living creatures and Humans came from an Accident your brain has been washed of all reason.

Just the Structure of the Elements and relationship between all types of life show that the Universe and Life has been Created and made By a Creator - God.

Read the King James Bible Book of Genesis and see what the Anti-Christ is afraid of you knowing.
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LMAO.. and humans have only been on the earth 10,000 years, the earth is flat and held in place by pillars, you should kill anyone working on Sunday and turn your daughters to prostitution while beating your slaves.

Bibletards are the stupidest people on earth
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Re: If you believe in Evolution YOU are a big Mistake
dearest christians, try to understand no one 'beleives' in evolution , it is a massively documented and heavily reiforced science.

your assualt on the truth that disvalues your mythology is amusing but we even have to take your word for it that you actually 'believe' anything .


what we see are a group of humans with personal reasons for claiming they 'believe' a deity blinked everything into existence and will reward its slaves and punish the infidel.

you are yet to provide conclusive evidence that you actually 'believe ' anything.


when examining the history of your cult against its claimed values and morals we

discover they aren't even remotely similar as you claim the moral high ground whilst

inflicting suffering on millions of humans for nearly two thousand years.

the logical conclusion is your stated 'beliefs' are merely another component of your

propaganda aparatus.
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you might want to consider who pays for this "massive documentation" and that the educators all need grants, publications and tenure and you don'g get these if you buck the system...

it is not an honest, scientific process... if it were, we would all be taught creationism, just based on the math...

statistically, the level of complexity and intelligence to the design of the universe points towards an intelligent Creator...

this is why the bs on the suppposed "aliens" is so strong... then you watch "ancient aliens debunked" and find more bs...

[link to youtu.be]

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Re: If you believe in Evolution YOU are a big Mistake
then you need to watch former evolutionist professor Walter Veith's take on the absurdity of evolution, using science's own method... if you really want to know the truth, of course...

Evolution: The Biggest Lie Ever Sold (The Genes Of Genesis by Walter Veith)

all of his vids are cool... well researched and entertaining...

[link to youtu.be]

enjoy!

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Evolution is a Lie from Hell,
If you believe this complex universe with all of its different types and forms of living creatures and Humans came from an Accident your brain has been washed of all reason.

Just the Structure of the Elements and relationship between all types of life show that the Universe and Life has been Created and made By a Creator - God.

Read the King James Bible Book of Genesis and see what the Anti-Christ is afraid of you knowing.
 Quoting: Fight for Truth 6302433



How does that not involve evolution ?
When a baby is born , created by it's parents, does it not evolve ?
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the title of this thread could use some editing, IMHO... as it sounds judgemental and pejorative to those who have doubts...

this is the fundamental flaw of Christians... we are not to judge but to pray for and show truth with as much compassion as possible...

peace to all you who believe in evolution... keep digging and you will find the truth... now more than ever we have access to it...

:)

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I like how you Christians try to pretend you guys base any of your thoughts on evidence. It's cute.
 Quoting: CognitiveDissonance


lol, i know what you're saying.. but cute??
i'd call it stubbornly ignorant...
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a Lie from Hell
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LOL
burn the book already
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Your taking things too far! We should leave copies of "The Origin of Species" alone, so we, and future generations can read it for its rich source of comedy!
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Evolution is the big lie. I uses to believe in that, being brainwashed by the system. But it is totally obvious now of our specific and unique design. Scientists and evolutionists are the spawn of hell.
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Even if, and I say this only for arguments sake, but even IF the universe was created by a massivly powerful intelligent entity... It sure as FUCK wasn't that petty, cruel goat herder's deity in your Christian Bible.

Why should it be anyway?

Why not Vishnu?
Far older and far more complex.

Why not a giant pan-dimensional tortoise sneezing out reality?
Not any less crazy than an all knowing, all powerful universe builder who hates gay people and jerking off.

Even if you could prove the universe was an artificial creation, designed and built by some agency, you have still to prove it was your particular god that did it and not some other agency.

Indeed if you are so sure the universe is a construct, designed and built for us, then it's far more likely that we are in some Dark City-esque simulation for who knows what purpose, observation, experimentation.

Do the rats worship the scientist who built the maze?

Should they?

I don't think so.
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Evolution is the big lie. I uses to believe in that, being brainwashed by the system. But it is totally obvious now of our specific and unique design. Scientists and evolutionists are the spawn of hell.
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And you are the spawn of Ireland's poor educational system, I'm sorry it let you down.

But still, I went through the same system and I am capable of reading a book other than the bible... so I'm forced to conclude you're just an idiot.
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Ok creationtards, which of the myths from this list are right and which are wrong and why?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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If you believe in Evolution YOU are a big Mistake

And if you believe in religion evolution WILL make you extinct.
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Ok creationtards, which of the myths from this list are right and which are wrong and why?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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THE BIBLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT ATHEIST! THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD.
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I don't 'believe' in evolution. I simply regard it as a plausable theory of our origins.
And it certainly makes more sense than the story of some archaic, hebrew storm god magician, magically conjuring up the whole shabang because he was bored and needed his ass kissed...
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Ok creationtards, which of the myths from this list are right and which are wrong and why?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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THE BIBLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT ATHEIST! THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13465130


The jewish bit or the bit written afterwards? Why did your god allow so many other creations stories to be around long before the jewish one was invented?
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Ok creationtards, which of the myths from this list are right and which are wrong and why?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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THE BIBLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT ATHEIST! THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13465130


The jewish bit or the bit written afterwards? Why did your god allow so many other creations stories to be around long before the jewish one was invented?
 Quoting: SheldonCooper


The same reason God allows your DUMBASS to breathe. Even though he shouldn't, you are a waste of fucking oxygen.
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Re: If you believe in Evolution YOU are a big Mistake
put more clearly

If you believe in Evolution YOU are a big Mistake
Evolution is a Lie from Hell,
If you believe this complex universe and all of its different types and all living creatures and Humans on Earth came by way of an Accident; then your brain has been washed of all reason.

Just the Structure of the Elements and relationship between all types of life show that the Universe and Life has been Created and made By a Creator - God.

In order for Life to Exist way to many things have to be just right to allow Life, Just for starters.
1) Elements in Proper distribution
2) Gravity / Van Allen Radiation Belts
3) Atmosphere of proper gases
4) Moon Gives oceans tides
5) Sun provides heat, energy and vitamin D production
6) Earth Angle, Rotation and Orbit regulate seasons temps
7) Relationship of Lifeforms create balance in ecosystem

Read the King James Bible Book of Genesis and see what the Anti-Christ is afraid of you knowing.

Other Versions of the Bible in English are NEW Age versions with many missing words and mis-translations made to create doubt in the validity of the Word of God.

God bless America and may her people Repent and save further Judgment for allowing Wars, Sanctions and Overthrowing of Governments in Their Name.

Fluoride Vaccines Bullets and Depleted Uranium Ammo all kill at different speeds, America has been salting the Earth and it's people with all these poisons.
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Re: If you believe in Evolution YOU are a big Mistake
Ok creationtards, which of the myths from this list are right and which are wrong and why?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: SheldonCooper


THE BIBLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT ATHEIST! THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13465130


Tonight on 'Idiot Olympics' we present a man who believes fervently that the bible is the literal word of God.
We'll examine just why an all powerful god would choose the Gutenberg press to get his message out instead of just letting us all know in a loud voice, just like the idiot above...
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Ok creationtards, which of the myths from this list are right and which are wrong and why?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: SheldonCooper


THE BIBLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT ATHEIST! THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13465130


The jewish bit or the bit written afterwards? Why did your god allow so many other creations stories to be around long before the jewish one was invented?
 Quoting: SheldonCooper


The same reason God allows your DUMBASS to breathe. Even though he shouldn't, you are a waste of fucking oxygen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13465130


You didnt answer the first bit, was it the Jewish bit of the bible or the collections of stories added later on that is the literal word?
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I like how you Christians try to pretend you guys base any of your thoughts on evidence. It's cute.
 Quoting: CognitiveDissonance


lol, i know what you're saying.. but cute??
i'd call it stubbornly ignorant...
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hey, I have studied evolution and the facts are in creationsist's camp, you might want to consider that you may have been misinformed regarding the true nature of this reality... this is by design... it is hand-in-glove w nwo agenda to technocratically enslave you...

suit yourself...

:)

former evolutionist professor walter vieth:

[link to youtu.be]

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THE BIBLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT ATHEIST! THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD.
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The jewish bit or the bit written afterwards? Why did your god allow so many other creations stories to be around long before the jewish one was invented?
 Quoting: SheldonCooper


The same reason God allows your DUMBASS to breathe. Even though he shouldn't, you are a waste of fucking oxygen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13465130


You didnt answer the first bit, was it the Jewish bit of the bible or the collections of stories added later on that is the literal word?
 Quoting: SheldonCooper


You do know you're talking to the bit of sperm that his daddy dumped on his mother's asshole and not the human being that the bit that hit her ovum became, right?
Thee self righteous zealots are a breed of their own and a law unto themselves.
The crazy fucks would more than likely kill you for their invisible buddy...
:-)
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Nothing is random in this universe, which ever way you look at it God had it planned, and thats the truth.
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I like how you Christians try to pretend you guys base any of your thoughts on evidence. It's cute.
 Quoting: CognitiveDissonance


lol, i know what you're saying.. but cute??
i'd call it stubbornly ignorant...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12762865


hey, I have studied evolution and the facts are in creationsist's camp, you might want to consider that you may have been misinformed regarding the true nature of this reality... this is by design... it is hand-in-glove w nwo agenda to technocratically enslave you...

suit yourself...

:)

former evolutionist professor walter vieth:

[link to youtu.be]

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Evolution may ultimately be proved wrong, but christianity is just wrong no matter how you approach it.
Of course, it is the one thing that makes you feel good so you better hang on to it.
When your fairy boy, Jesus shows up I'll have a few things to say to him...rockon
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Nothing is random in this universe, which ever way you look at it God had it planned, and thats the truth.
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Which god???
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Re: If you believe in Evolution YOU are a big Mistake
Ok creationtards, which of the myths from this list are right and which are wrong and why?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: SheldonCooper


THE BIBLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT ATHEIST! THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13465130


Calm down my friend, we must love our ignorant evolutionist brethren. They really don't get it. There is no real evidence for evolution. You can make a 'fossil'be whatever you want it to be. And they do. Often.
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Ok creationtards, which of the myths from this list are right and which are wrong and why?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: SheldonCooper


THE BIBLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT ATHEIST! THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13465130


Calm down my friend, we must love our ignorant evolutionist brethren. They really don't get it. There is no real evidence for evolution. You can make a 'fossil'be whatever you want it to be. And they do. Often.
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The evidence for Christ, however is overwhelming! cruise
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I like how you Christians try to pretend you guys base any of your thoughts on evidence. It's cute.
 Quoting: CognitiveDissonance


lol, i know what you're saying.. but cute??
i'd call it stubbornly ignorant...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12762865


hey, I have studied evolution and the facts are in creationsist's camp, you might want to consider that you may have been misinformed regarding the true nature of this reality... this is by design... it is hand-in-glove w nwo agenda to technocratically enslave you...

suit yourself...

:)

former evolutionist professor walter vieth:

[link to youtu.be]

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22070412


facts are in creationist's camp? uhmmmm ok! sure

you just keep reading your story book.. professor
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Re: If you believe in Evolution YOU are a big Mistake
a Lie from Hell
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LOL
burn the book already
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Your taking things too far! We should leave copies of "The Origin of Species" alone, so we, and future generations can read it for its rich source of comedy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5271623


rockon

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