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I eat my boogers ask me why!

 
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I eat my boogers ask me why!
I eat them in my car alone of course.tard
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11/08/2012 09:32 PM
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
That's too bad. I hate dining alone.

verysad
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11/08/2012 09:35 PM
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
thet you BRIEF?
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
Why?
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11/08/2012 09:39 PM
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
Why?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18932111


One reason is i have no where to put them.
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11/08/2012 09:41 PM
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
Are they good protein?
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
Are they good protein?
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yes!! its a natural snickers bar.
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11/08/2012 09:51 PM
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
OP....Be honest do you eat the long stringy ones that are 3 inches long....
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
OP....Be honest do you eat the long stringy ones that are 3 inches long....
 Quoting: catsscratchfever


yes i like them the best and i pull them out slow so not to break them off.
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11/08/2012 09:58 PM
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
Mucus kills bacteria..
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11/08/2012 10:01 PM
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
Why?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18932111


One reason is i have no where to put them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3341711


Have you ever thought about starting a collection?

Sorta like stamp collecting but...not.

pick
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
OP....Be honest do you eat the long stringy ones that are 3 inches long....
 Quoting: catsscratchfever


yes i like them the best and i pull them out slow so not to break them off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3341711


I respect your honesty....And I offer a gift...

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11/08/2012 10:06 PM

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Booger eaters have stronger immune systems.
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11/08/2012 10:11 PM

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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
Cause you have a sweet ride...it's now your house..or is the tricycle handlebar all full?
I work for the Government......I'm here to help!
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11/08/2012 10:11 PM
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
Booger eaters is good people. Never seen a politician eat theyz boogers.
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11/08/2012 10:13 PM
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Booger eaters have stronger immune systems.
 Quoting: Enneadeka


Fact.
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11/08/2012 10:18 PM
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
OP....Be honest do you eat the long stringy ones that are 3 inches long....
 Quoting: catsscratchfever


yes i like them the best and i pull them out slow so not to break them off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3341711


I respect your honesty....And I offer a gift...


 Quoting: catsscratchfever


i accept your gift friend, or fellow booger eater.beauty
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11/08/2012 10:23 PM
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Booger eaters have stronger immune systems.
 Quoting: Enneadeka


Fact.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27338240


This is true. There is a old saying about eating a pound of dirt. The more you are exposed to nature the more you build up your immune system. Your nasal mucus is a defense against germs,it traps them and they die. Ingestion of a weakened life form builds up your immune system to fight it without having to fight it at full force. This is what all vaccines are about.
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
5 stars to you OP, for having the courage to speak openly about your booger eating. Maybe now other booger eaters can draw from your strength, and not have to eat their boogers in silence anymore.

Bravo to you, Sir. Braavooo.
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11/08/2012 10:24 PM
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
String cheese is great!
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11/08/2012 10:31 PM
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
boogers, boogers, the tasty treat. as much fun to make as they are to eat.
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
5 stars to you OP, for having the courage to speak openly about your booger eating. Maybe now other booger eaters can draw from your strength, and not have to eat their boogers in silence anymore.

Bravo to you, Sir. Braavooo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3168735


Yes thank you, I too one day dream of a free shameless open booger eating society.
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11/08/2012 10:34 PM
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
And people wonder why America is dead.
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Booger eaters have stronger immune systems.
 Quoting: Enneadeka


Yes, this has been proven scientifically.

There is some innate thing that makes us want to eat our boogers. BUT it is socially unacceptable, as are so many other unhealthy things in life. Which is why you see so many people picking and eating their boogers in their cars.

I think our alien hybrid breeders found it offense,even though its natural for primates to do and they have tried to eradicate it.
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
I have never eaten, nor wanted to eat anything that came out of my nose. This is disgusting and a total turn off for me. I thought you people had and inch of class.
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
Booger eaters have stronger immune systems.
 Quoting: Enneadeka


Yes, this has been proven scientifically.

There is some innate thing that makes us want to eat our boogers. BUT it is socially unacceptable, as are so many other unhealthy things in life. Which is why you see so many people picking and eating their boogers in their cars.

I think our alien hybrid breeders found it offense,even though its natural for primates to do and they have tried to eradicate it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26772571

I never thought i looked like a monkey doing it,But what the hell so what right?
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
I have never eaten, nor wanted to eat anything that came out of my nose. This is disgusting and a total turn off for me. I thought you people had and inch of class.
 Quoting: C. 934


I do have class!! i have a glass of wine with them when possible.
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
I have never eaten, nor wanted to eat anything that came out of my nose. This is disgusting and a total turn off for me. I thought you people had and inch of class.
 Quoting: C. 934


I do have class!! i have a glass of wine with them when possible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3341711


clappa well-played old chap, well-played
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
I happened to be eating granola and yogurt listening to this



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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
I have never eaten, nor wanted to eat anything that came out of my nose. This is disgusting and a total turn off for me. I thought you people had and inch of class.
 Quoting: C. 934


Just from this statement alone, it is quite clear that you have an inferior immune system and likely intelligence also.
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11/08/2012 11:01 PM
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
What sucks is when you get caught eating your boogers.

It's natural and it builds the immune system, just like masterbating does. But it sucks when someone catches you.

One day there will be booger-eating bars. You can bet on it.

And maybe even booger sharing bars, kind of like those chicken pox parties.

Just wait...

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