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I eat my boogers ask me why!

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 11:06 PM
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5 stars to you OP, for having the courage to speak openly about your booger eating. Maybe now other booger eaters can draw from your strength, and not have to eat their boogers in silence anymore.

Bravo to you, Sir. Braavooo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3168735


Here here.

I just ate a nice chewy one. I haven't had a cold in 20 years. I was sick all the time as a child. I bet if kids were told if it was okay to eat their boogers or reward them for doing so, they would get sick a lot less. I only stopped eating my boogers because my Mom made a big deal out of it. But when I turned 25, BAM!, back to booger eatin'. You have to trust your gut. And your boogers.

We need some bumper stickers "Eat Your Boogers, They Are Good For You. You Know You Want to!"
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11/08/2012 11:06 PM
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What sucks is when you get caught eating your boogers.

It's natural and it builds the immune system, just like masterbating does. But it sucks when someone catches you.

One day there will be booger-eating bars. You can bet on it.

And maybe even booger sharing bars, kind of like those chicken pox parties.

Just wait...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26772571

ya like a oyster bar.I love oysters btw I never thought to ask my wife if I could taste hers good idea.
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11/08/2012 11:07 PM
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"It Might be Healthy to Eat Boogers

Your nasal mucus might be host to small amounts of contaminants (acting as antigens) that may actually “educate” and boost your immune system when they’re consumed. So contrary to the belief that eating boogers could make you sick, it might actually help your body to fight off illnesses"

[link to articles.mercola.com]
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11/08/2012 11:17 PM
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
and what would boogers taste like? why am i asking!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/08/2012 11:27 PM
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and what would boogers taste like? why am i asking!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22717690


I think mine taste like my inner self, soul or essence.
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11/08/2012 11:38 PM
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Is it because you're a starving republican that is ashamed of entitlements?
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11/08/2012 11:43 PM
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There's no shame in having an EBT card if you really need it.
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11/09/2012 01:03 AM
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So....this is what GLP has come to huh?huffy
1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 KJV
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Matthew 15:8-9 KJV
8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

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11/09/2012 01:08 AM
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There is some innate thing that makes us want to eat our boogers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26772571


Yes, I feel the force is strong with you young one.
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11/09/2012 01:09 AM
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You must save money on groceries then. No need to buy any salty snacks, very resourceful of you.
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11/09/2012 01:13 AM
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Booger eaters have stronger immune systems.
 Quoting: Enneadeka


There's truth to this. Dr. Oz, found that snot, has an ingredient, that boosts your immune system. Hence, he had suggested sniffing it in, and swallow :)
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11/09/2012 01:14 AM

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I eat them in my car alone of course.tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3341711


Theres no point in wasting all that salty goodness.
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11/09/2012 01:16 AM
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Booger eaters have stronger immune systems.
 Quoting: Enneadeka


There's truth to this. Dr. Oz, found that snot, has an ingredient, that boosts your immune system. Hence, he had suggested sniffing it in, and swallow :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26861263


Nvm, here's more info, which others have already mentioned:

This is going to shock you, he said, but eating your boogers is not harmful to you! Mucus from the sinus cavity already drains down the throat and goes right to the stomach. So you're already basically eating the snot. When that mucus is swallowed, the immune system responds to builds up. Eating the green goop supports your immune system, says Dr. Oz.

The biggest problem from picking the nose is when that mucus is removed. Mucus protects the delicate sinus tissue. Removing the mucus increases the chances of having a bloody nose because the tissues are no longer protected.

To summarize, Dr. Oz says that picking your nose is not a good idea but, not for the reason you thought because you're hurting a part of the body that provides protection.

[link to watchingdroz.blogspot.com]
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11/09/2012 11:21 PM
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Re: I eat my boogers ask me why!
as a kid, it was salty n tasty, when I'm 86, same.

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