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I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.

 
Fred Gumby
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11/08/2012 09:38 PM
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I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
Bastard SLAEGS! Ask me a question. A really controversial question, I shall answer.

Fred.
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11/08/2012 09:39 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
when was the last time you had a bath?

why is your breath so stiny?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/08/2012 09:43 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
We have a tin bath in the yard where we piss shit puke & wash. We call it Australia.
We don't have a stiny. That hasn't been inventamatated yet.
Fred
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11/08/2012 09:45 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
[link to barfblog.com]
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11/08/2012 09:46 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
We have a tin bath in the yard where we piss shit puke & wash. We call it Australia.
We don't have a stiny. That hasn't been inventamatated yet.
Fred
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drink up tard LOL LOL
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11/08/2012 09:47 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
We have a tin bath in the yard where we piss shit puke & wash. We call it Australia.
We don't have a stiny. That hasn't been inventamatated yet.
Fred
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LOL LOL
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Is that the sound you make?
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 09:51 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
What did you brew? I mean, frozen grape juice concentrate with some water and sugar in a 5 gallon carboy will bubble and brew into some drinkable wine...so what did you brew?
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11/08/2012 09:52 PM
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I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
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Have you read Eph. 5:18?
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11/08/2012 09:52 PM
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WTF DID YOU BREW!!!!!???????!!!!!
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11/08/2012 09:53 PM
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I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
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Have you read Eph. 5:18?
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Dont bother bro. Religitards strike again!
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11/08/2012 09:55 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
What did you brew? I mean, frozen grape juice concentrate with some water and sugar in a 5 gallon carboy will bubble and brew into some drinkable wine...so what did you brew?
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Water, sugar, high yield yeast plus X plus a secret ingredient to allow the yeast to tolerate massively higher alcohol concentrations. Not telling what that is. Probably up to 19%-ish in week 3. Too fucked up to read the hydrometer.

Ask me a proper question.
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LOL...I have brewed home wine in 5 gallon carboys and drank sweet wine until I couldn't walk...for pennies...is that what you're doing?
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11/08/2012 09:59 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
It's a stage you go thru. Free wine or beer or anything you can think of. Be careful though. Don't fall thru a window or anything.
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11/08/2012 10:02 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
LOL...I have brewed home wine in 5 gallon carboys and drank sweet wine until I couldn't walk...for pennies...is that what you're doing?
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Nah, been experimenting with something & decided to try it with yeast to see what happens. It kills the yeast in high concentrations. Lower, something weird happens. I fall over mostly. :D
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11/08/2012 10:05 PM

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IPA or POM?alone
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hapless moran

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11/08/2012 10:07 PM

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You using a good hops?
free your inner baboon.
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11/08/2012 10:08 PM
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IPA or POM?alone
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I have absofuckinlutely no idea what that means but the dreams are ..#
My mate used to drink IPA. With depth charges.

abduct
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11/08/2012 10:10 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
You using a good hops?
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PAH! cruise

Hops shmops!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/08/2012 10:11 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
Stop asking stoopid questions you tards.
The window is closing... ask quickly.
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11/08/2012 10:11 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
What did you brew? I mean, frozen grape juice concentrate with some water and sugar in a 5 gallon carboy will bubble and brew into some drinkable wine...so what did you brew?
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Water, sugar, high yield yeast plus X plus a secret ingredient to allow the yeast to tolerate massively higher alcohol concentrations. Not telling what that is. Probably up to 19%-ish in week 3. Too fucked up to read the hydrometer.

Ask me a proper question.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26402302


Tickle....did ya'll fall off the roof agin.

charlie
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11/08/2012 10:15 PM
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Ginger or Mary Ann?
Tom
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11/08/2012 10:15 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
Someone wanted to ask me a question. Whoever they are, it's throwing stair rods with rain where they are. They might be in a car.
DoubleHelix

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11/08/2012 10:17 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
You BASTARD!

I hope it tastes good.

SSSHHHHFFFFFTTTT!!!!

If it suck's but gets you drunk, LOL. I'v been there :D
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11/08/2012 10:18 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
LOL...I have brewed home wine in 5 gallon carboys and drank sweet wine until I couldn't walk...for pennies...is that what you're doing?
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Nah, been experimenting with something & decided to try it with yeast to see what happens. It kills the yeast in high concentrations. Lower, something weird happens. I fall over mostly. :D
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OP you are my new Hero!!!!



Can I have some of your brew??

1rof11rof1beer2beer2
DoubleHelix

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11/08/2012 10:22 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
Moma said life is like a bunch of alcoholics.

Fecking botch!!!
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11/08/2012 10:27 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
I remember some lecherous shit I brewed from malted rye and it was horrible, but I had added so much sugar it gave me a buzz with 1 glass. It actually tasted pretty good after I bottled it and let it age for a year....or I just got used to its taste after drinking bottles of it for a year.
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2012 10:35 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
Seriously...you can brew some pretty decent sweet wine by just boiling 10 pounds of sugar in 5 gallons of water and then pouring it into any fruit juice you want and then letting it cool and adding a frozen container of grape juice(it has active yeast in it already!). Use stevia to sweeten it.
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11/08/2012 10:38 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
I boil down fresh hops and make a concentrate to add to home brewed beer or cheap store beer to hop it up. Hop concentrate is antibacterial.
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11/08/2012 10:40 PM
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Re: I'm absolutely hammered on homebrew, ask me a question.
do you come from a land down under??
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11/08/2012 11:28 PM
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