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Are my cats pissed that Obama was re-elected?

 
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11/08/2012 10:15 PM
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Are my cats pissed that Obama was re-elected?
I have 2 black female cats that are sisters.

"sweet kitty" is the sweetest cat I have ever had. She greets me at the door when i get home, follows me around everywhere and will meow till I pet her, and she sleeps right by my face every night. hf

"bitch kitty" can be sweet but she is VERY jumpy, nervous, and has EXTREMELY sharp claws.

Right after Obama was re-elected on Tuesday, I walked into the bathroom (to throw up...not really...but i did have to piss), and totally didn't expect "bitch kitty" to be there, and before I turned the light on I tripped over her...she got freaked out and ran out of the bathroom. At that exact moment "sweet kitty" was walking out of my room and "bitch kitty" ran straight into her. This scared the shit out of both cats and they started a crazy ass fight! They almost knocked over the side table in the living room, and they were fucking each other up big time! There's no way in hell I was gunna attempt to break that shit up without losing a limb. Finally "bitch kitty" crawled under the side table and "sweet kitty" was standing there with a big fluffed out tail and I picked her up and put her in my room. Since then "bitch kitty" has stood in the far corner of the living room and just stares at me and "sweet kitty". If either of us even comes remotely close she just growls and hisses!

It has been almost 48 hours and I'm getting sick of this bullshit. When I get home from work "bitch kitty" is STILL just sitting there being all paranoid, growling like a demon, and hissing if you even get close.

Do you think if I get an EBT card and buy "bitch kitty" some more expensive cat food that she will calm the hell down?

(both my cats wanted to remain anonymeows)

Yes, this is actually a true story. Seriously...anyone know what I can do to turn "bitchy kitty" back into "kinda sweet kitty"? Thanx.
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11/08/2012 10:54 PM
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oh.....i know exactly what it is.

kitty PMS...google it. it should pass in a few days, then it comes back next month.
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oh.....i know exactly what it is.

kitty PMS...google it. it should pass in a few days, then it comes back next month.
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LOL While she is bitchy often, this is not a normal occurance.
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hf! D
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oh.....i know exactly what it is.

kitty PMS...google it. it should pass in a few days, then it comes back next month.
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LOL While she is bitchy often, this is not a normal occurance.
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they are both spayed as well.
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11/08/2012 11:06 PM

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Get a spray bottle and fill it with holy water.. that should get bitch kitty back to normal. popcorn

Last Edited by Guenwyfar on 11/08/2012 11:07 PM
Guenwyfar

"Karma is like a rubberband.. it can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face."

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

"Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem."
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Get a spray bottle and fill it with holy water.. that should get bitch kitty back to normal. popcorn
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I have thought about doing this before, but she would NEVER get over it and would be in constant bitch freak out mode from now on!
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Re: Are my cats pissed that Obama was re-elected?
oh.....i know exactly what it is.

kitty PMS...google it. it should pass in a few days, then it comes back next month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22717690


LOL While she is bitchy often, this is not a normal occurance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1899433


they are both spayed as well.
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well, cats are all Obama supporters. just researched it. so can't be obama. they like his pro-pet choice. then if the cats don't have PMS, you've got the PMS and they are picking up on it. google it. here's one link.

[link to propresobama.org]

oh...try some peppermint tea to calm hormones.
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11/08/2012 11:21 PM
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Re: Are my cats pissed that Obama was re-elected?
oh.....i know exactly what it is.

kitty PMS...google it. it should pass in a few days, then it comes back next month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22717690


LOL While she is bitchy often, this is not a normal occurance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1899433


they are both spayed as well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1899433


well, cats are all Obama supporters. just researched it. so can't be obama. they like his pro-pet choice. then if the cats don't have PMS, you've got the PMS and they are picking up on it. google it. here's one link.

[link to propresobama.org]

oh...try some peppermint tea to calm hormones.
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"PETNet’s voluntary information exchange, surveillance and alert system is designed to provide a real-time mechanism for sharing information about emerging pet food related illnesses and product defects between FDA, other Federal agencies, and the States."

exactly what other Federal agencies would need to be involved in this? damned
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11/08/2012 11:46 PM

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Get a spray bottle and fill it with holy water.. that should get bitch kitty back to normal. popcorn
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I have thought about doing this before, but she would NEVER get over it and would be in constant bitch freak out mode from now on!
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I see.. not sure I can help then! hf
Guenwyfar

"Karma is like a rubberband.. it can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face."

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

"Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem."

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