Are my cats pissed that Obama was re-elected?

I have 2 black female cats that are sisters.

"sweet kitty" is the sweetest cat I have ever had. She greets me at the door when i get home, follows me around everywhere and will meow till I pet her, and she sleeps right by my face every night.

"bitch kitty" can be sweet but she is VERY jumpy, nervous, and has EXTREMELY sharp claws.

Right after Obama was re-elected on Tuesday, I walked into the bathroom (to throw up...not really...but i did have to piss), and totally didn't expect "bitch kitty" to be there, and before I turned the light on I tripped over her...she got freaked out and ran out of the bathroom. At that exact moment "sweet kitty" was walking out of my room and "bitch kitty" ran straight into her. This scared the shit out of both cats and they started a crazy ass fight! They almost knocked over the side table in the living room, and they were fucking each other up big time! There's no way in hell I was gunna attempt to break that shit up without losing a limb. Finally "bitch kitty" crawled under the side table and "sweet kitty" was standing there with a big fluffed out tail and I picked her up and put her in my room. Since then "bitch kitty" has stood in the far corner of the living room and just stares at me and "sweet kitty". If either of us even comes remotely close she just growls and hisses!

It has been almost 48 hours and I'm getting sick of this bullshit. When I get home from work "bitch kitty" is STILL just sitting there being all paranoid, growling like a demon, and hissing if you even get close.

Do you think if I get an EBT card and buy "bitch kitty" some more expensive cat food that she will calm the hell down?

(both my cats wanted to remain anonymeows)

Yes, this is actually a true story. Seriously...anyone know what I can do to turn "bitchy kitty" back into "kinda sweet kitty"? Thanx.