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Thank you, America. Thank you for re-electing Barack Obama.

 
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Thank you, America. Thank you for re-electing Barack Obama.
Thank you, America. Thank you for re-electing Barack Obama.

Thank you for solidifying Obamacare. Thank you for ensuring that my health insurance rates will rise to the point where my employer drops my coverage. Thank you for future higher prescription drug prices, for lower quality care, for long lines to see my doctor, and for allowing a board of 15 people to determine my fate. Thank you, America.

Thank you, America, for making sure our media will be taking a coffee break for the next four years instead of holding our elected officials accountable (unless they’re Republicans, of course). Thank you for making sure we’ll never find out about how we lost a brave border agent who was shot by a gun from a government gun-running operation. Thank you for making sure we won’t find out about why our president lied about the circumstances surrounding the death of an ambassador. Thank you for seeing to it that we won’t find out that the government’s response to Sandy was worse than its response to Katrina. Thank you, America.
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Thank you, America, for making sure we’ll continue to have an education system that teaches children that you are bad while ignoring the genius of your Declaration of Independence and your Constitution; that teaches children about birth control and gender equality but steers clear of God; that teaches children to rely on the government for the things they need instead of on themselves. Thank you, America.

Thank you, America, for ensuring that we will continue to run up huge deficits. Thank you for ensuring the continued abuse of the Fed, which will be free to print more money, eventually making it worth less than the paper it’s printed on. Thank you for piling that debt on my children, so they’ll have to work for your government and China’s, rather than for themselves and their families. Thank you, America.

Thank you, America, for making sure our military strength will be greatly reduced, in men and in supplies and equipment. Thank you for cementing poor relationships with our allies while coddling our enemies. Thank you for ensuring Iran gets a nuclear weapon, which it will not be afraid to use, probably resulting in another deadly global conflict down the road. Thank you, America.

Thank you, America, for ensuring that proposed regulations on oil drilling and coal mining will be implemented, which will cause gas and electricity prices to spike. Thank you for ensuring that we won’t be able to build new power plants and refineries. And thank you especially because these things will cause our everyday necessities, like food and transportation, to cost us more than ever before. Thank you, America.

Thank you, America, for ensuring that our religious institutions will be dictated to by your government, that they will have to provide services such as contraception and abortion even though doing so defies their most basic beliefs. Thank you, America.
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Thank you, America, for making sure we will continue to further divide ourselves into groups and see ourselves only by our race, gender, age, sexual orientation and income, instead of seeing each other as Americans. Thank you, America.

Thank you, America, for the judges who will soon be sitting behind the benches in our courts, who will render decisions based on ideological social beliefs while ignoring the Constitution they’ve sworn to uphold. Thank you, America.

Yes, thank you, America, for all of these wonderful gifts you’ve given us by re-electing Barack Obama.

Of course, if I was bitter, I would have used another word besides “thank” in front of “you.”

Jack Finn is a freelance writer who has worked in the entertainment and sports industries for the last 25 years. He’s a proud American, and most importantly, a loving father and husband.


Read more: [link to dailycaller.com]
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crap
last one
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pin this please. 100% documented truth.
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Obama won, get over it.
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Thank you, America. Thank you for re-electing Barack Obama.

Thank you for solidifying Obamacare. Thank you for ensuring that my health insurance rates will rise to the point where my employer drops my coverage. Thank you for future higher prescription drug prices, for lower quality care, for long lines to see my doctor, and for allowing a board of 15 people to determine my fate. Thank you, America.

Thank you, America, for making sure our media will be taking a coffee break for the next four years instead of holding our elected officials accountable (unless they’re Republicans, of course). Thank you for making sure we’ll never find out about how we lost a brave border agent who was shot by a gun from a government gun-running operation. Thank you for making sure we won’t find out about why our president lied about the circumstances surrounding the death of an ambassador. Thank you for seeing to it that we won’t find out that the government’s response to Sandy was worse than its response to Katrina. Thank you, America.
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Thank you, America, for making sure we’ll continue to have an education system that teaches children that you are bad while ignoring the genius of your Declaration of Independence and your Constitution; that teaches children about birth control and gender equality but steers clear of God; that teaches children to rely on the government for the things they need instead of on themselves. Thank you, America.

Thank you, America, for ensuring that we will continue to run up huge deficits. Thank you for ensuring the continued abuse of the Fed, which will be free to print more money, eventually making it worth less than the paper it’s printed on. Thank you for piling that debt on my children, so they’ll have to work for your government and China’s, rather than for themselves and their families. Thank you, America.

Thank you, America, for making sure our military strength will be greatly reduced, in men and in supplies and equipment. Thank you for cementing poor relationships with our allies while coddling our enemies. Thank you for ensuring Iran gets a nuclear weapon, which it will not be afraid to use, probably resulting in another deadly global conflict down the road. Thank you, America.

Thank you, America, for ensuring that proposed regulations on oil drilling and coal mining will be implemented, which will cause gas and electricity prices to spike. Thank you for ensuring that we won’t be able to build new power plants and refineries. And thank you especially because these things will cause our everyday necessities, like food and transportation, to cost us more than ever before. Thank you, America.

Thank you, America, for ensuring that our religious institutions will be dictated to by your government, that they will have to provide services such as contraception and abortion even though doing so defies their most basic beliefs. Thank you, America.
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Thank you, America, for making sure we will continue to further divide ourselves into groups and see ourselves only by our race, gender, age, sexual orientation and income, instead of seeing each other as Americans. Thank you, America.

Thank you, America, for the judges who will soon be sitting behind the benches in our courts, who will render decisions based on ideological social beliefs while ignoring the Constitution they’ve sworn to uphold. Thank you, America.

Yes, thank you, America, for all of these wonderful gifts you’ve given us by re-electing Barack Obama.

Of course, if I was bitter, I would have used another word besides “thank” in front of “you.”

Jack Finn is a freelance writer who has worked in the entertainment and sports industries for the last 25 years. He’s a proud American, and most importantly, a loving father and husband.


Read more: [link to dailycaller.com]
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Knew this thread was going to be sarcastic hehe!

All true though! clappa
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Its not going to be bad...people blow things way out of proportion...if you think 15 people will decide your fate you are wrong, if you think your employer will actually drop your healthcare coverage you are wrong. Wait and see what happens, seriously people need to quit panicing...Obama is MUCH MUCH better than a Romney. So, You're welcome.
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You're welcome
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You're welcome
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Good thread.
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Obama won, get over it.
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Communist obama and his government dependent class “won” everyone else lost and you now await your reality. Soon you will be whimpering much like the cries of the leftists in NY and NJ who did not evacuate and are now pleading for rescue, food, water and underwear from the government.

You will not get over it.
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Obama won, get over it.
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Communist obama and his government dependent class “won” everyone else lost and you now await your reality. Soon you will be whimpering much like the cries of the leftists in NY and NJ who did not evacuate and are now pleading for rescue, food, water and underwear from the government.

You will not get over it.
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huh? Obama is the Andrew Jackson of our times.

Thank you for re-electing. hf

good choice
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y'all are raciss
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I cant wait for January seems like some of us will be having the last laugh.
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I cant wait for January seems like some of us will be having the last laugh.
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It will NOT be you and it will not be me. It will not be the Democrats or the Republicans. You know this inside and have seen the Secretary of Defense say that UN essentially trumps Congress. He has quit btw and so did the Secretary of State.

It is THEM...that will be laughing...the BILDERBERGERS...not you or I...NOT the people. WAKE THE FUCK UP!
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Evidently...what it means to be an American has changed.

Maybe, you're on your way out. This civilization certainly is...so, don't feel bad.
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and he will thank you with a draft notice.....
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yes sir, jan 1st Bush's tax cuts expire and $1.2 trillion in cuts kick in. And one of those cuts is farm price supports. Add dorks war to the mix where he miscalculates badly. And then the moment I've been waiting for... drum roll please. Dork drafts his supporters. ((lol)) And I can't wait...
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There is hope for America...Her kid wanted to vote for Romney! I guess they are teaching our children something in school.



ELECTION DAY 2012 RANT ..by Boobs Magee



LOL....I didn't get sticker or pretzel. Right mamma, you want something for free, no matter what it is.
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You are welcome, you SOB.
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I don't get it...it was all, 'oh he will do this n that' (negatively)
He was put in leadership after total destruction pretty much of your country's worldly reputation and financial tripe. He had a huge job to do.
I hope he just improves more in this term for you guys. So much to fix and rebuild.
But nothing could be worse than Bush jr and his destructive ways on you as a country.

I just don't understand....unless you all wanted five wives and 20 children...hmmm well? :P
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I don't get it...it was all, 'oh he will do this n that' (negatively)
He was put in leadership after total destruction pretty much of your country's worldly reputation and financial tripe. He had a huge job to do.
I hope he just improves more in this term for you guys. So much to fix and rebuild.
But nothing could be worse than Bush jr and his destructive ways on you as a country.

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obamma won't be able to do anything poitive unless the majority republican congress pulls their heads out of their arses...it's because of them that nothing gets done in the USA
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I don't get it...it was all, 'oh he will do this n that' (negatively)
He was put in leadership after total destruction pretty much of your country's worldly reputation and financial tripe. He had a huge job to do.
I hope he just improves more in this term for you guys. So much to fix and rebuild.
But nothing could be worse than Bush jr and his destructive ways on you as a country.

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obamma won't be able to do anything poitive unless the majority republican congress pulls their heads out of their arses...it's because of them that nothing gets done in the USA
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Unfortunately they'll stuff theirs deeper down their asses
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because that's what Republicans do: They stuff shit deep down their asses.
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Sounds like the Obama Zombies are willing to follow him to the gates of hell.
Exactly where he is leading them.
Sad.
verysad
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There is hope for America...Her kid wanted to vote for Romney! I guess they are teaching our children something in school.



ELECTION DAY 2012 RANT ..by Boobs Magee



LOL....I didn't get sticker or pretzel. Right mamma, you want something for free, no matter what it is.
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The new spokesperson for the Democratic party
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suggest pin, and 5 *s.
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You're welcome, oh and SUCK IT, LOSERS!

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