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Very simple meal (for single guys)

 
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11/09/2012 05:32 AM
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Very simple meal (for single guys)
1. Place 8" tortilla in iron skillet
2. Crack open 3 eggs on top of tortilla
3. Sprinkle with cheese, sea salt and pepper
4. In one corner put a dab of one or more of the following: Mexican style sour cream, salsa, guacamole
5. Cover skillet with steel cover (Walmart for $8)
6. Cook on medium-low for about 15 minutes

Result:
Toasted tortilla with high protein topping that you can tear apart and eat with your fingers. You also do not need to clean the skillet.

Tip:
Don't try to cook on high. Tortilla will burn and stick to the skillet.
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11/09/2012 05:35 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
yeah I do this. Salsa on the side is also good with it.
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11/09/2012 05:40 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Baked beans on potatoes is good too.
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11/09/2012 05:45 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
i just cooked brown rice with chili and tuna soy sauce. also fried an egg into it.
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Sounds good!


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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
yeah I do this. Salsa on the side is also good with it.
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What are you, the GLP know-it-all? Give it a rest.
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11/09/2012 05:57 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
It sounds gross.

I hope your at least using a corn tortilla, not flour.
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11/09/2012 06:01 AM

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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
i just cooked brown rice with chili and tuna soy sauce. also fried an egg into it.
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That sounds so good!
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11/09/2012 06:03 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
It sounds gross.

I hope your at least using a corn tortilla, not flour.
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Mmm.. GMO corn tortilla.
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11/09/2012 06:06 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Add some cottage cheese and smoked Gouda to the mix!
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11/09/2012 06:14 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
yeah I do this. Salsa on the side is also good with it.
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What are you, the GLP know-it-all? Give it a rest.
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I have hypernesia, you asshole, I can't help it that I have a memory sponge. I can't even choose what I remember, so I forget my keys in the morning but I can tell you random facts about the civil war. Or I forget my pants but I can tell you about the three kingdoms period of China.
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11/09/2012 07:06 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
That sounds like way more hassle than jam on toast.
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
I saw peanut butter and jelly in the same jar at the grocery store, because I guess opening two different jars and having to wash Lord knows how many knives is just too much trouble...
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
I saw peanut butter and jelly in the same jar at the grocery store, because I guess opening two different jars and having to wash Lord knows how many knives is just too much trouble...
 Quoting: BRIEF


I use one knife, I just clean and wipe it between jars. Is that really too much trouble? I also had that goober stuff at a friends house once. It had me on the toilet shitting violently for the rest of the day.
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11/09/2012 07:32 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Why is this recipe only for single guys?
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11/09/2012 07:34 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
1. throw a bowl of ramen noodles in the microwave for 4 minutes.

2. throw a bowl with 2 scrambled eggs in the microwave for 2 minutes.

3. drain water from ramen noodles.

4. throw a pinch of diced green onion in with the noodles.

5. mix onion and eggs with the noodles.

6. add a few splashes of soy sauce to the mixture.

7. awesome meal. breakfast, lunch or supper. :)

*optional* dice up some ham or chicken if you have it.
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
1. throw a bowl of ramen noodles in the microwave for 4 minutes.

2. throw a bowl with 2 scrambled eggs in the microwave for 2 minutes.

3. drain water from ramen noodles.

4. throw a pinch of diced green onion in with the noodles.

5. mix onion and eggs with the noodles.

6. add a few splashes of soy sauce to the mixture.

7. awesome meal. breakfast, lunch or supper. :)

*optional* dice up some ham or chicken if you have it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21746158


That sounds good, I'ma try that, thanks!
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Why is this recipe only for single guys?
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Because single guys need eggs, god damn it.
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11/09/2012 07:37 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Simple meal, haha.

Step 1 - Slam some fucking bread in that toaster motherfucker.
Step 2 - Put some motherfuckin baked beans in a pan and heat that shit
Step 3 - Pour that hot baked bean goodness on the now toasted bread.
Step 4 - Fuckin eat that shit dude.
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Simple meal, haha.

Step 1 - Slam some fucking bread in that toaster motherfucker.
Step 2 - Put some motherfuckin baked beans in a pan and heat that shit
Step 3 - Pour that hot baked bean goodness on the now toasted bread.
Step 4 - Fuckin eat that shit dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26837875


Sounds like another "Cooking with Samuel L Jackson" episode.
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11/09/2012 07:50 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Simple meal, haha.

Step 1 - Slam some fucking bread in that toaster motherfucker.
Step 2 - Put some motherfuckin baked beans in a pan and heat that shit
Step 3 - Pour that hot baked bean goodness on the now toasted bread.
Step 4 - Fuckin eat that shit dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26837875


LOL! Would you consider writing a cookbook?
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11/09/2012 07:59 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
What THE fuck????

NO BACON????

You fail at life!!
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11/09/2012 08:02 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
I saw peanut butter and jelly in the same jar at the grocery store, because I guess opening two different jars and having to wash Lord knows how many knives is just too much trouble...
 Quoting: BRIEF


You could just use your fingers so you wouldn't have to get a knife dirty.


hf
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
1. Place 8" tortilla in iron skillet
2. Crack open 3 eggs on top of tortilla
3. Sprinkle with cheese, sea salt and pepper
4. In one corner put a dab of one or more of the following: Mexican style sour cream, salsa, guacamole
5. Cover skillet with steel cover (Walmart for $8)
6. Cook on medium-low for about 15 minutes

Result:
Toasted tortilla with high protein topping that you can tear apart and eat with your fingers. You also do not need to clean the skillet.

Tip:
Don't try to cook on high. Tortilla will burn and stick to the skillet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212477


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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
2 cans of tuna in the blender and liquify. Presto, tuna milkshake.
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11/09/2012 08:05 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
I saw peanut butter and jelly in the same jar at the grocery store, because I guess opening two different jars and having to wash Lord knows how many knives is just too much trouble...
 Quoting: BRIEF


You could just use your fingers so you wouldn't have to get a knife dirty.


hf
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Take a piece of toast,
tear a hole in the middle without ripping the outer rim.
Melt butter in pan.
Place bread in pan.
Crack egg.
Pour egg into hole in toast.
Cook five minutes or until the yolk just begins to solidify,
flip
place a slice of cheese on that sucker
cook about four or five more minutes

Serve

Texas Pete Hot sauce optional.
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11/09/2012 08:07 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
1. Place 8" tortilla in iron skillet
2. Crack open 3 eggs on top of tortilla
3. Sprinkle with cheese, sea salt and pepper
4. In one corner put a dab of one or more of the following: Mexican style sour cream, salsa, guacamole
5. Cover skillet with steel cover (Walmart for $8)
6. Cook on medium-low for about 15 minutes

Result:
Toasted tortilla with high protein topping that you can tear apart and eat with your fingers. You also do not need to clean the skillet.

Tip:
Don't try to cook on high. Tortilla will burn and stick to the skillet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212477



that sounds good but beans on toast is more healthy,easier to cook and is cheaper to make!
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11/09/2012 08:09 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Simple meal, haha.

Step 1 - Slam some fucking bread in that toaster motherfucker.
Step 2 - Put some motherfuckin baked beans in a pan and heat that shit
Step 3 - Pour that hot baked bean goodness on the now toasted bread.
Step 4 - Fuckin eat that shit dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26837875


LOL! Would you consider writing a cookbook?
 Quoting: INK3


Yeah.
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Packet of ground hamburger. Rip off the plastic and eat it .
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Packet of ground hamburger. Rip off the plastic and eat it .
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