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Very simple meal (for single guys)

 
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11/09/2012 08:10 AM
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Easter Omelette:

Two cadbury eggs
two peeps birds
one cup jelly beans

Crack two cadbury eggs, drop into bowl.

Cut two peeps birds into small cutlets and add to cadbury eggs.

Add one cup jelly beans. Mix together.

Eat till you puke.
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11/09/2012 08:13 AM
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Boil rice vermiccelli and ad cut-up beef jerky and salsa. Drizzle sesame for Asian flavor. 5 minutes and yum.
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11/09/2012 08:17 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Easy Cheesy Sandvich:

Two slices of bread
One Can Spray Cheese

Spray cheese onto bread
Eat sandwich
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11/09/2012 08:23 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Take a piece of toast,
tear a hole in the middle without ripping the outer rim.
Melt butter in pan.
Place bread in pan.
Crack egg.
Pour egg into hole in toast.
Cook five minutes or until the yolk just begins to solidify,
flip
place a slice of cheese on that sucker
cook about four or five more minutes

Serve

Texas Pete Hot sauce optional.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Texas Pete hot sauce is da bomb!!!! I could drink that stuff for breakfast every morning....
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11/09/2012 08:39 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
aluminum foil
sliced potato
sliced onion
sliced bell pepper
hamburger patty (half pounders are nice)
salt and pepper
sliced bell pepper
sliced onion
sliced potato
layer as above, fold up foil so it does not leak, double wrapping in second layer of foil works good, cook over hot coals or in 375° oven 40 to 45 minutes. can make ahead of time and freeze to take along on camping trip. will be thawed and ready to cook for evening meal. these things are really good.
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11/09/2012 08:39 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Cheddar's restaurant has Texas Pete's hot sauce and damn good cornmeal catfish with portions so large it can feed 2 for $9
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11/09/2012 08:42 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Why don't you actually learn how to cook?
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11/09/2012 08:45 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
texas pete was our favorite until we got some Louisiana Gold Red Pepper Sauce. best of the best.
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Acorn crunchy snacks:

Collect acorns and boil 3 times for 10 minutes, using fresh water each time.

Roast for 10-20 min. until desired crunchiness.

Cheap, plentiful, taste and keep a long time.
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11/09/2012 08:49 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
roast dinner is pretty quick to prepare just pop meat in oven with halved onions and cut potatoes wait do the veg and stuffing yorskshires, cauliflower cheese, wait then make gravy from roasting tin last...

if your single it doesn't mean you cant have a good roast dinner too :)

what about grilled bacon and fried eggs..

plenty of simple choices

remember keep those meats, sea salts and saturated fats high and not so much those carbs.. unless your trying to put on fat reserves for winter or something.
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11/09/2012 08:51 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Why don't you actually learn how to cook?
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its really just a case of parts assembly and allow the heat source to do that part.
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11/09/2012 08:51 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
lol! a simple meal especially for single guys?

what, is that until you get a wifey to create you a more complicated meal?
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11/09/2012 08:55 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Simple meal, haha.

Step 1 - Slam some fucking bread in that toaster motherfucker.
Step 2 - Put some motherfuckin baked beans in a pan and heat that shit
Step 3 - Pour that hot baked bean goodness on the now toasted bread.
Step 4 - Fuckin eat that shit dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26837875


Simple meal 2

Step 1 - Acquire a motherfuckin Egg
Step 2 - Boil that shit in water yo
Step 4 - Fuckin Salt, yeah thats right bitch, put some salt on it.
Step 3 - Eat that om nom chicken arseball of goodness.
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lol! a simple meal especially for single guys?

what, is that until you get a wifey to create you a more complicated meal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25816768


i think in days gone by a wifey's day is justified by complex cooking that is time consuming enough to convince of worth.

it was to impress by making it overly complicated, when a similar simple procedure has identical results.

i think you get the point.
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11/09/2012 09:16 AM
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lol! a simple meal especially for single guys?

what, is that until you get a wifey to create you a more complicated meal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25816768


i think in days gone by a wifey's day is justified by complex cooking that is time consuming enough to convince of worth.

it was to impress by making it overly complicated, when a similar simple procedure has identical results.

i think you get the point.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27376001


True enough ;-) but I can tell you (from experience) my husband would not put up with me serving him something without effort. He wants to feel love and respected by the amount of effort I put in, not the "similar" product.

I cook very differently when hubs is home - he gets what he wants, when he wants it, we all eat together.

When he's not home, the kids and I have very, very simple meals (might even borrow this one!) and I sit with them and visit while they consume it but we don't necessarily have appointed times or do it all at once together...

When I'm not home, hubs has no issue cooking or feeding himself or the kids so its not like I'm in control of the kitchen - it's a matter of love and respect... And he does not cotton to not getting either! Nor should he...

Last Edited by julesvm on 11/09/2012 09:17 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Simple meal, haha.

Step 1 - Slam some fucking bread in that toaster motherfucker.
Step 2 - Put some motherfuckin baked beans in a pan and heat that shit
Step 3 - Pour that hot baked bean goodness on the now toasted bread.
Step 4 - Fuckin eat that shit dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26837875


Simple meal 2

Step 1 - Acquire a motherfuckin Egg
Step 2 - Boil that shit in water yo
Step 4 - Fuckin Salt, yeah thats right bitch, put some salt on it.
Step 3 - Eat that om nom chicken arseball of goodness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26837875


Simple meal 3

Step 1 - Bang on the ceiling of your motherfuckin basement
Step 2 - Tell that bitchcunt to put some mini pizzas in the motherfuckin oven
Step 3 - Tell that bitchcunt to bring down some motherfuckin beer too
Step 4 - Eat yo motherfuckin miniature pizzas.
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11/09/2012 04:01 PM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
^ Yes i know this is for single guys, that was the joke!
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11/09/2012 04:03 PM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
1. Place 8" tortilla in iron skillet
2. Crack open 3 eggs on top of tortilla
3. Sprinkle with cheese, sea salt and pepper
4. In one corner put a dab of one or more of the following: Mexican style sour cream, salsa, guacamole
5. Cover skillet with steel cover (Walmart for $8)
6. Cook on medium-low for about 15 minutes

Result:
Toasted tortilla with high protein topping that you can tear apart and eat with your fingers. You also do not need to clean the skillet.

Tip:
Don't try to cook on high. Tortilla will burn and stick to the skillet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212477


One cholesterol and fat special coming right up!

tard
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11/09/2012 04:05 PM
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holy martha fuckin stewart!
this is GLP, right? or did i just wake up in the twilight zone?
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11/09/2012 04:12 PM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Who wants to hear it, but hamburger boils up nicely. Take a pound chub, break up some carrots, add some potatos, quarter an onion and boil it up together in a pot. The fat in the burger enrichens the broth, it makes a hell of a one-pot stew with NO fuss whatsoever. Quick and easy.

Another thing: get a big pot/skillet, cut five carrots into it. Boil them up. When they're about done, take two of those forty-four cent mac/cheese boxes and empty into pot. Boil. When done stir in both cheese packets. Take a fifty-five cent packet of sloppyjoe seasoning or chili or fahita seasoning, mix that into the mess.

Put it into the fridge and you can dole out servings for days, whenever you're hungry--unless you eat the whole mess at once. Mix some mayo into a portion of this cold mac/cheese/spice mix and you've got cold mac salad, as good as any you can buy in a deli.
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
" The Bowl "

half a bag of obrien potatoes in a already heated pan of olive oil and sperate frying pan 3-4 strips of bacon.

Once the potatoes are brown drain oil.

Next dice the bacon up into small pieces .

Then add bacon as well as 3 egges into pan with obrien potatoes

Add couple table spoons of milk

Stir until egg is cooked

Then transfer all ingredients to a large bowl

Then ad shredded cheddar , and table spoon of sea salt and pepper. stir one more time and enjoy
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11/09/2012 04:26 PM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Get a rice cooker and have rice and kimchee

Eggs with cheese melted on top and kimchee or sour krout

Microwave oatmeal and add peanut butter, raisins and cinnamon

Pork chop (best source of b vitamins)and lentils or dried split peas (cooked in rice cooker)

Canned tuna or chicken, drained, mayonnaise added and kimchee or sour krout

Snack on prunes or canned pineapple
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11/09/2012 06:48 PM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Simple meal, haha.

Step 1 - Slam some fucking bread in that toaster motherfucker.
Step 2 - Put some motherfuckin baked beans in a pan and heat that shit
Step 3 - Pour that hot baked bean goodness on the now toasted bread.
Step 4 - Fuckin eat that shit dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26837875


Simple meal 2

Step 1 - Acquire a motherfuckin Egg
Step 2 - Boil that shit in water yo
Step 4 - Fuckin Salt, yeah thats right bitch, put some salt on it.
Step 3 - Eat that om nom chicken arseball of goodness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26837875


Simple meal 3

Step 1 - Bang on the ceiling of your motherfuckin basement
Step 2 - Tell that bitchcunt to put some mini pizzas in the motherfuckin oven
Step 3 - Tell that bitchcunt to bring down some motherfuckin beer too
Step 4 - Eat yo motherfuckin miniature pizzas.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26837875


FUCKING AWESOME!!!
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11/09/2012 06:52 PM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
yeah I do this. Salsa on the side is also good with it.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


What are you, the GLP know-it-all? Give it a rest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212477


I have hypernesia, you asshole, I can't help it that I have a memory sponge. I can't even choose what I remember, so I forget my keys in the morning but I can tell you random facts about the civil war. Or I forget my pants but I can tell you about the three kingdoms period of China.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Cruise

"I have hypernesia, you asshole"

That should be printed on a tee shirt.

Classic!
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11/09/2012 07:00 PM
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Crockpot

Roast/potatoes/onions

Go to work, then eat
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Remove hotdog from package. Hold weiner in pincher grasp above head. Look up and open pie-hole. Drop weiner down gullet. Repeat.
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11/09/2012 07:08 PM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
yeah I do this. Salsa on the side is also good with it.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


What are you, the GLP know-it-all? Give it a rest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212477


I have hypernesia, you asshole, I can't help it that I have a memory sponge. I can't even choose what I remember, so I forget my keys in the morning but I can tell you random facts about the civil war. Or I forget my pants but I can tell you about the three kingdoms period of China.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Cruise

"I have hypernesia, you asshole"

That should be printed on a tee shirt.

Classic!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26826431


cruise I know, right?
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Take a piece of toast,
tear a hole in the middle without ripping the outer rim.
Melt butter in pan.
Place bread in pan.
Crack egg.
Pour egg into hole in toast.
Cook five minutes or until the yolk just begins to solidify,
flip
place a slice of cheese on that sucker
cook about four or five more minutes

Serve

Texas Pete Hot sauce optional.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


YUM!
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Acorn crunchy snacks:

Collect acorns and boil 3 times for 10 minutes, using fresh water each time.

Roast for 10-20 min. until desired crunchiness.

Cheap, plentiful, taste and keep a long time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14461267


now that is a recipe we may very well need in the future if not right now.LOL or not.

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