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Very simple meal (for single guys)

 
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11/09/2012 07:18 PM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Buy one whole chicken and a baker potato. Put chicken in a pan, wrap potato in foil. Place both in 350 oven and cook for 1 hr. There you have it, a real meal. Any moron can cook.
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11/09/2012 07:20 PM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
yeah I do this. Salsa on the side is also good with it.
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What are you, the GLP know-it-all? Give it a rest.
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I have hypernesia, you asshole, I can't help it that I have a memory sponge. I can't even choose what I remember, so I forget my keys in the morning but I can tell you random facts about the civil war. Or I forget my pants but I can tell you about the three kingdoms period of China.
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Cruise

"I have hypernesia, you asshole"

That should be printed on a tee shirt.

Classic!
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ohyeah
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11/09/2012 07:22 PM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Much quicker and easier:



And remember, fish is BRAIN FOOD!
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11/09/2012 07:24 PM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Add some cottage cheese and smoked Gouda to the mix!
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Love the gouda
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11/09/2012 07:26 PM
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easy.
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11/09/2012 08:03 PM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
box of mack and cheese, add some meat, onions garlic peppers or whatever veg you may have to the water boiling the noodles, varies to what you have in the house. One half can of veg or tomatoes at the end. Lots of hot sauce and extra cheese.
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11/09/2012 08:14 PM
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11/09/2012 08:25 PM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Huevos Rancheros


I've eaten this camping or at home probably once a week for decades. Super simple. You can simply poach an egg in some heated pinto beans and garnish with ready made guacamole and salsa and sour cream. Good anytime.
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11/09/2012 08:32 PM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Better chili con carne

Take some stew meat and slow cook it in the crock pot. Add some pinto beans. Boil some water. Briefly immerse some ripe tomatoes in the water, then dunk them in an bowl of ice water. Peel the skin off them, then toss them in the crock pot. Add chili powder to taste. Add a little masa flour as a thickener. Heartier and much more delicious than most chili. If you like it sweeter, add some tomato paste.

This is far leaner than using ground beef, so you avoid all that saturated fat from the grease too.
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
texas pete was our favorite until we got some Louisiana Gold Red Pepper Sauce. best of the best.
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Have you tried Cajun Chef hot sauce? hmmmm?? Oh yeah.
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11/09/2012 09:28 PM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
fry up some chopmeat
pour onto big plate of cool ranch doritos
add shredded cheddar cheese
add hot sauce or dont
microwave for 20-30 seconds
You have awesome nachos
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11/09/2012 09:33 PM
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Another thing: get a big pot/skillet, cut five carrots into it. Boil them up. When they're about done, take two of those forty-four cent mac/cheese boxes and empty into pot. Boil. When done stir in both cheese packets. Take a fifty-five cent packet of sloppyjoe seasoning or chili or fahita seasoning, mix that into the mess.

Put it into the fridge and you can dole out servings for days, whenever you're hungry--unless you eat the whole mess at once. Mix some mayo into a portion of this cold mac/cheese/spice mix and you've got cold mac salad, as good as any you can buy in a deli.
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Take a piece of toast,
tear a hole in the middle without ripping the outer rim.
Melt butter in pan.
Place bread in pan.
Crack egg.
Pour egg into hole in toast.
Cook five minutes or until the yolk just begins to solidify,
flip
place a slice of cheese on that sucker
cook about four or five more minutes

Serve

Texas Pete Hot sauce optional.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


YUM!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


Yum is right - Peekaboo eggs are bliss on a plate.

Never tried it with cheese, tho.

Use French bread, makes the best holes and doesn't fall apart. Make sure you butter the bread/pan so that the bread is buttertoasty.

And cook the holes! They're delicious dipped in the yolk.

Butter is your friend.
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Take a piece of toast,
tear a hole in the middle without ripping the outer rim.
Melt butter in pan.
Place bread in pan.
Crack egg.
Pour egg into hole in toast.
Cook five minutes or until the yolk just begins to solidify,
flip
place a slice of cheese on that sucker
cook about four or five more minutes

Serve

Texas Pete Hot sauce optional.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


YUM!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


Yum is right - Peekaboo eggs are bliss on a plate.

Never tried it with cheese, tho.

Use French bread, makes the best holes and doesn't fall apart. Make sure you butter the bread/pan so that the bread is buttertoasty.

And cook the holes! They're delicious dipped in the yolk.

Butter is your friend.
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:indeed: And try it with cheese. It turns the bliss up to 11.
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11/10/2012 06:50 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Sorry.

Can't afford Tortilla shells or eggs.

(See: "Obama re-elected".)
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I saw peanut butter and jelly in the same jar at the grocery store, because I guess opening two different jars and having to wash Lord knows how many knives is just too much trouble...
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Wow, that is something to see. I couldn't imagine eating that though.
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
yeah I do this. Salsa on the side is also good with it.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


What are you, the GLP know-it-all? Give it a rest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212477


What? Do you think nobody has ever eaten anything like this on a tortilla before? While it sounds good enough, I would hardly say it's unique enough for you to go around chastising people who say they've made similar meals.
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11/10/2012 07:45 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
yeah I do this. Salsa on the side is also good with it.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


What are you, the GLP know-it-all? Give it a rest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212477


I have hypernesia, you asshole, I can't help it that I have a memory sponge. I can't even choose what I remember, so I forget my keys in the morning but I can tell you random facts about the civil war. Or I forget my pants but I can tell you about the three kingdoms period of China.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


O M G! I can feel your pain. I am undiagnosed, though.
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John 3:16 is Right
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Who wants to hear it, but hamburger boils up nicely. Take a pound chub, break up some carrots, add some potatos, quarter an onion and boil it up together in a pot. The fat in the burger enrichens the broth, it makes a hell of a one-pot stew with NO fuss whatsoever. Quick and easy.

Another thing: get a big pot/skillet, cut five carrots into it. Boil them up. When they're about done, take two of those forty-four cent mac/cheese boxes and empty into pot. Boil. When done stir in both cheese packets. Take a fifty-five cent packet of sloppyjoe seasoning or chili or fahita seasoning, mix that into the mess.

Put it into the fridge and you can dole out servings for days, whenever you're hungry--unless you eat the whole mess at once. Mix some mayo into a portion of this cold mac/cheese/spice mix and you've got cold mac salad, as good as any you can buy in a deli.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1284302


Whoa! A 44 cent box of mac and cheese and 55 cent seasoning packet? Are you serious? I had no idea groceries were so cheap in the USA. Even the cheapest generic crap box of mac and cheese here costs $1.20 on sale, and seasoning packets are even more expensive.

If what you're saying is true, that's a good thing to know. Now I'm thinking maybe I can cut my grocery bill by ordering food online from the USA and having it shipped here. Even with the shipping costs it would still be far cheaper.

Too bad I can't have refrigerated items sent. I love cottage cheese but haven't had it in a couple of years, because I refuse to pay $9 for a small tub of it. I love chicken too, but the price of a whole chicken has gone up to $18. I'm stuck eating chicken livers instead.
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11/10/2012 08:12 AM
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I have never seen mac and cheese for 40 cents. It is usually like 80 cents for the generic make-you-barf kind, and a little over a dollar for Blue Box.
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11/10/2012 08:15 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Simple meal, haha.

Step 1 - Slam some fucking bread in that toaster motherfucker.
Step 2 - Put some motherfuckin baked beans in a pan and heat that shit
Step 3 - Pour that hot baked bean goodness on the now toasted bread.
Step 4 - Fuckin eat that shit dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26837875


Simple meal 2

Step 1 - Acquire a motherfuckin Egg
Step 2 - Boil that shit in water yo
Step 4 - Fuckin Salt, yeah thats right bitch, put some salt on it.
Step 3 - Eat that om nom chicken arseball of goodness.
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You are hilarious!!!uk
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11/10/2012 08:19 AM
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
A HAMBURGER!

Heat up a little olive oil and a pad of butter in a fry pan (cast iron if you have it) to around medium-high heat. Wait until the butter is melted and the pan is hot before you put the meat into the pan.

(Even better, cook bacon first and then put butter in the bacon drippings!)

Take your raw hamburger beef that you took out of that package from earlier, roll it into a ball with your two hands and then flatten it into a circular patty. Liberally dose both sides with pepper. Put salt on the side you put into the frying pan first.

After you have placed the patty into the pan, salt the remaining side. Cook on one side for between 4 and 5 minutes, depending on how well done you want it. Flip ONCE, and cook the other side for 4 to 5 minutes. If you want a cheeseburger, put a slice of cheese on that thing after you flip it :-D You will need to monitor the heat of your pan and lower the heat slightly as you cook, depending on your fry pan, but usually not past medium heat.

Good with bacon, good with a fried egg, and it is easy as sin to make :-p



---this is for you guys out there who have never made your own hamburger, and just buy the fast food stuff which is inferior! Plus, a lot of people think you need to flip the burger like ten times and smash it with a spatula, and then you end up with a disgusting dry lump of hamburger!
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Re: Very simple meal (for single guys)
Better to beat the eggs first.

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