Very simple meal (for single guys)

Easter Omelette:

Two cadbury eggs
two peeps birds
one cup jelly beans

Crack two cadbury eggs, drop into bowl.

Cut two peeps birds into small cutlets and add to cadbury eggs.

Add one cup jelly beans. Mix together.

Eat till you puke.

Boil rice vermiccelli and ad cut-up beef jerky and salsa. Drizzle sesame for Asian flavor. 5 minutes and yum.

Easy Cheesy Sandvich:

Two slices of bread
One Can Spray Cheese

Spray cheese onto bread
Eat sandwich

Texas Pete hot sauce is da bomb!!!! I could drink that stuff for breakfast every morning....

aluminum foil
sliced potato
sliced onion
sliced bell pepper
hamburger patty (half pounders are nice)
salt and pepper
sliced bell pepper
sliced onion
sliced potato
layer as above, fold up foil so it does not leak, double wrapping in second layer of foil works good, cook over hot coals or in 375° oven 40 to 45 minutes. can make ahead of time and freeze to take along on camping trip. will be thawed and ready to cook for evening meal. these things are really good.

Cheddar's restaurant has Texas Pete's hot sauce and damn good cornmeal catfish with portions so large it can feed 2 for $9

Why don't you actually learn how to cook?

texas pete was our favorite until we got some Louisiana Gold Red Pepper Sauce. best of the best.

Acorn crunchy snacks:

Collect acorns and boil 3 times for 10 minutes, using fresh water each time.

Roast for 10-20 min. until desired crunchiness.

Cheap, plentiful, taste and keep a long time.

roast dinner is pretty quick to prepare just pop meat in oven with halved onions and cut potatoes wait do the veg and stuffing yorskshires, cauliflower cheese, wait then make gravy from roasting tin last...

if your single it doesn't mean you cant have a good roast dinner too :)

what about grilled bacon and fried eggs..

plenty of simple choices

remember keep those meats, sea salts and saturated fats high and not so much those carbs.. unless your trying to put on fat reserves for winter or something.

its really just a case of parts assembly and allow the heat source to do that part.

lol! a simple meal especially for single guys?

what, is that until you get a wifey to create you a more complicated meal?

Simple meal 2

Step 1 - Acquire a motherfuckin Egg
Step 2 - Boil that shit in water yo
Step 4 - Fuckin Salt, yeah thats right bitch, put some salt on it.
Step 3 - Eat that om nom chicken arseball of goodness.

i think in days gone by a wifey's day is justified by complex cooking that is time consuming enough to convince of worth.

it was to impress by making it overly complicated, when a similar simple procedure has identical results.

i think you get the point.

True enough ;-) but I can tell you (from experience) my husband would not put up with me serving him something without effort. He wants to feel love and respected by the amount of effort I put in, not the "similar" product.

I cook very differently when hubs is home - he gets what he wants, when he wants it, we all eat together.

When he's not home, the kids and I have very, very simple meals (might even borrow this one!) and I sit with them and visit while they consume it but we don't necessarily have appointed times or do it all at once together...

When I'm not home, hubs has no issue cooking or feeding himself or the kids so its not like I'm in control of the kitchen - it's a matter of love and respect... And he does not cotton to not getting either! Nor should he...

Last Edited by julesvm on 11/09/2012 09:17 AM

Simple meal 3

Step 1 - Bang on the ceiling of your motherfuckin basement
Step 2 - Tell that bitchcunt to put some mini pizzas in the motherfuckin oven
Step 3 - Tell that bitchcunt to bring down some motherfuckin beer too
Step 4 - Eat yo motherfuckin miniature pizzas.

^ Yes i know this is for single guys, that was the joke!

One cholesterol and fat special coming right up!

holy martha fuckin stewart!
this is GLP, right? or did i just wake up in the twilight zone?

Who wants to hear it, but hamburger boils up nicely. Take a pound chub, break up some carrots, add some potatos, quarter an onion and boil it up together in a pot. The fat in the burger enrichens the broth, it makes a hell of a one-pot stew with NO fuss whatsoever. Quick and easy.

Another thing: get a big pot/skillet, cut five carrots into it. Boil them up. When they're about done, take two of those forty-four cent mac/cheese boxes and empty into pot. Boil. When done stir in both cheese packets. Take a fifty-five cent packet of sloppyjoe seasoning or chili or fahita seasoning, mix that into the mess.

Put it into the fridge and you can dole out servings for days, whenever you're hungry--unless you eat the whole mess at once. Mix some mayo into a portion of this cold mac/cheese/spice mix and you've got cold mac salad, as good as any you can buy in a deli.

" The Bowl "

half a bag of obrien potatoes in a already heated pan of olive oil and sperate frying pan 3-4 strips of bacon.

Once the potatoes are brown drain oil.

Next dice the bacon up into small pieces .

Then add bacon as well as 3 egges into pan with obrien potatoes

Add couple table spoons of milk

Stir until egg is cooked

Then transfer all ingredients to a large bowl

Then ad shredded cheddar , and table spoon of sea salt and pepper. stir one more time and enjoy

Get a rice cooker and have rice and kimchee

Eggs with cheese melted on top and kimchee or sour krout

Microwave oatmeal and add peanut butter, raisins and cinnamon

Pork chop (best source of b vitamins)and lentils or dried split peas (cooked in rice cooker)

Canned tuna or chicken, drained, mayonnaise added and kimchee or sour krout

Snack on prunes or canned pineapple

FUCKING AWESOME!!!

"I have hypernesia, you asshole"

That should be printed on a tee shirt.

Classic!

Crockpot

Roast/potatoes/onions

Go to work, then eat

Remove hotdog from package. Hold weiner in pincher grasp above head. Look up and open pie-hole. Drop weiner down gullet. Repeat.

I know, right?

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YUM!

now that is a recipe we may very well need in the future if not right now.LOL or not.