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The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth

 
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The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth
This list put together by analise dubner Los Angeles is based upon the animals ability to creatively use their brain, not upon brain complexity, size or memorization tasks alone.

Starting with the least smart.

Ants
Portia Labiata Jumping Spider
dogs
pigeon
Veined Octopus
Raccoon
Squirrel
Rat
Pig
African Grey Parrot
Crow
Elephant
Chimpanzee
Bottle Nose Dolphin
Orangutang
Human


[link to www.ranker.com]

for detail on each animal and reasoning behind the rank.
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11/09/2012 09:14 AM
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Re: The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth
BLASPEHMY


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11/09/2012 09:15 AM
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Re: The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth
You British People are such FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!

Ants are not Animals!!
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11/09/2012 09:18 AM
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Re: The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth
Prove it.
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11/09/2012 09:19 AM
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Re: The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth
Oh, and the species that can control fire is not on the list?
Humans?!

Give me a fucking break.
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11/09/2012 09:20 AM
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Re: The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth
You British People are such FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!

Ants are not Animals!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27375357


Wow.
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11/09/2012 09:23 AM
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Re: The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth
You British People are such FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!

Ants are not Animals!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27375357


Wow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24513684


Amazing isn't it?
He clearly didn't make it on the list.

tounge
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11/09/2012 09:24 AM
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Re: The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth
Pigeons smarter than dogs?
These flying rats never bring me my slippers...

afro
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Re: The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth
You British People are such FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!

Ants are not Animals!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27375357


of course they are you imbecile!

In biology, kingdom (Latin: regnum, pl. regna) is a taxonomic rank, which is either the highest rank or in the more recent three-domain system, the rank below domain. Kingdoms are divided into smaller groups called phyla (in zoology) or divisions in botany.

Currently, textbooks from the United States use a system of six kingdoms (Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Protista, Archaea, and Bacteria) while British, Australian and Latin American textbooks may describe five kingdoms (Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Protoctista, and Prokaryota or Monera).

You do not distinguish insects from Animalia(latin for animal).

Insects are part of the Animal Kingdom. You should have learnt that in like 5th grade.
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11/09/2012 09:27 AM
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Re: The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth
Pigeons smarter than dogs?
These flying rats never bring me my slippers...

afro
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cool2
Too smart to become a slave to a human.
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11/09/2012 09:29 AM
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Re: The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth
Oh, and the species that can control fire is not on the list?
Humans?!

Give me a fucking break.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1266452


We are, see bottom but you should not be counted...
recollector

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11/09/2012 09:34 AM
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Re: The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth
Did you messed up the order on purpose?
Or you are just being british?

The PIG is smarter than the DOG?

Idiot, when you have seen last time police pigs? Or hunting pigs?

Where is the CAT in that list?


Damn, you brits are just making moronic "studies", based on little or nothing, and than come and look smart...

...well, you aren't.

Also , on a list of the smartest nations, brits would not even be on the top 100 list.
recollector
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11/09/2012 09:35 AM
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Re: The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth
What about the Orca's? Top ten at least for me!
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Re: The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth
What about the Orca's? Top ten at least for me!
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yea its known they have a massive and complex brain. But theres not as much evidence for them creatively using them as much as dolphins, i guess.
I know they are expert hunters and are social animals.
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Re: The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth
Did you messed up the order on purpose?
Or you are just being british?

The PIG is smarter than the DOG?

Idiot, when you have seen last time police pigs? Or hunting pigs?

Where is the CAT in that list?


Damn, you brits are just making moronic "studies", based on little or nothing, and than come and look smart...

...well, you aren't.

Also , on a list of the smartest nations, brits would not even be on the top 100 list.
 Quoting: recollector


uk

Do you ever read the entire exam paper before you start spouting of the answers?
evidently not.
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11/09/2012 10:07 AM
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Re: The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth
Humans are not animals even though some humans can easily be outsmarted by the worst on that list.
You could give any of those animals billions of years and there is no way they could remotely achieve parity with humans. How long for a chimp to build the Hubble telescope?
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11/09/2012 10:23 AM
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Re: The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth
YO

wheres the owl ??????
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Re: The 16 Smartest Animals on Earth
Humans are not animals even though some humans can easily be outsmarted by the worst on that list.
You could give any of those animals billions of years and there is no way they could remotely achieve parity with humans. How long for a chimp to build the Hubble telescope?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16815062


Correct. But humans are defiantly animals silly.

Just because we stand as the most intelligent it does mean we are in any way separated from the animal kingdom.