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Man waits 30 hours for gas

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11/09/2012 09:04 AM
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Man waits 30 hours for gas
Downtown Ronnie Califano waited 30 hours on a Brooklyn gasoline line — and got no gas.

The marathon started last Friday when Califano’s daughter told him a Gulf attendant on Bath Ave. and Bay Parkway said a gas truck was coming at 8 p.m. Saturday.

“I figure I got the inside scoop so I got on line at 2 p.m. Saturday,” Califano said. “Figured I could make some calls for my doo-wop oldies Christmas show fund-raiser starring Jay Black at St. Athanasius Church on Dec 1. It’s sold-out, but still a million details for catering, security, parking, VIP seating. I set up my office for a few hours in my car on the gas line.”

By 4:30 p.m. Califano, 60, said he knew which guys on line had prostate problems because they started scrambling for places to relieve themselves. “The Gulf station has a Dunkin’ Donuts and people sipped coffees. But the bathroom was locked, natch. So guys started looking for bushes, trees, big trucks to hide behind.”

By 6:30, temperatures plunged and car heaters whirred. “That burns precious gas,” said Califano. “But everybody figures the magic Gulf truck will soon be here.”

By 8 p.m. still no gas truck. “But a Shell truck makes a delivery across the street where there’s another line, which gives me hope,” Califano said.

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11/09/2012 09:09 AM
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Re: Man waits 30 hours for gas
Like the sun man.
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11/09/2012 09:12 AM

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Re: Man waits 30 hours for gas
I bet he stares at orange juice containers for hours too because they say concentrate.
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11/09/2012 09:13 AM

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Re: Man waits 30 hours for gas

My parents used to wait DAYS FOR TWO OR THREE BANANAS and that was ONLY FOR CHRISTMAS !!!!! ( most of ussr's history.. )

FEW DAYS FOR JUST CHEEESE... ( in the 80s )

.. stop crying - START ACTING..

See, how they've got us to GET USED TO VEHICLES.. aand now - CUT .. I bet most feel like ''without legs'' so they sleep @ gas stations, instead of do some math, get home and start WALKING ..

Yup - same with ELECTRICITY..

havent you already noticed whats up ? at least a glimpse ??? ;/
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t​he Prophets !!! ------------------------------------"..artificial physical material posessions posses you-------------------------------------------------------​-C.ONSTANT
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separation is the ego's greatest politRick-------------------------------------------------​----------------------------------------
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CONTROL YOUR OWN THOUGHT PATTERNS ! Do NOT allow to be controlled ! --------------------
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