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What organization conducts the most free home bible studies?

 
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" And Jesus approached and spoke to them, saying: “All authority has been given me in heaven and on the earth. 19 Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, 20 teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded YOU. And, look! I am with YOU all the days until the conclusion of the system of things.” Mt24:28

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AIPAC?
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NRA?
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Church of Satan?
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Trannies United for the Seperation of Church and State?
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Piss fetishists?
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Slayer fan clubs?
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The Monkees?
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Oompa Loompas?
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Oompa Loompas?
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.....no man..... those guys can't even read....
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get off your flabby ass and go bother some neighbors with your unwelcome cult horseshit. FFS.

this internet trolling ain't gonna save you wicked slothful slave.
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Al qaeda?
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The Polka Hall of Fame?
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The Polka Hall of Fame?
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You mean these guys?

Dude, no...... not them
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The Polka Hall of Fame?
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You mean these guys?

Dude, no...... not them
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Trivia point: These are the Beach Boys grandpas.
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The Polka Hall of Fame?
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You mean these guys?

Dude, no...... not them
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Trivia point: These are the Beach Boys grandpas.
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One thing is for sure, that accordion ROCKS.5a
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Winner would be The Orkin Man!


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The Polka Hall of Fame?
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You mean these guys?

Dude, no...... not them
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Trivia point: These are the Beach Boys grandpas.
1doh1
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One thing is for sure, that accordion ROCKS.5a
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Yo Mick Jaggar... try out for the band?

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Somehow this thread just isn't what I envisioned. Dead topic i guess?
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" And Jesus approached and spoke to them, saying: “All authority has been given me in heaven and on the earth. 19 Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, 20 teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded YOU. And, look! I am with YOU all the days until the conclusion of the system of things.” Mt24:28

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 Quoting: DGN


Who was Our Lord speaking to>>>>>>the Apostles.

There is no Apostolic succession in Protestantism.
Protestants have no "authority" to interpret Scripture.

They argue among themselves, split off and start a new
Church...er...sect.
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" And Jesus approached and spoke to them, saying: “All authority has been given me in heaven and on the earth. 19 Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, 20 teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded YOU. And, look! I am with YOU all the days until the conclusion of the system of things.” Mt24:28

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 Quoting: DGN


Who was Our Lord speaking to>>>>>>the Apostles.

There is no Apostolic succession in Protestantism.
Protestants have no "authority" to interpret Scripture.

They argue among themselves, split off and start a new
Church...er...sect.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20541213


Good call, good logic. the Protestants rebelled against the tyranny of Catholicism but didn't qualify for divine enlightenment, which is why they they splintered off in confusion. Gotta give them credit for not surrendering to the church though.
Jehovah didn't reestablish his organization until the last days, to proclaim his invitation to his kingdom;
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"And during that time Mi′cha·el will stand up, the great prince who is standing in behalf of the sons of your people. And there will certainly occur a time of distress such as has not been made to occur since there came to be a nation until that time. And during that time your people will escape, every one who is found written down in the book. 2 And there will be many of those asleep in the ground of dust who will wake up, these to indefinitely lasting life and those to reproaches [and] to indefinitely lasting abhorrence.
3 “And the ones having insight will shine like the brightness of the expanse; and those who are bringing the many to righteousness, like the stars to time indefinite, even forever.
4 “And as for you, O Daniel, make secret the words and seal up the book, until the time of [the] end. Many will rove about, and the [true] knowledge will become abundant.” Da12:
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I know the answer to that.
Actually, it's a tie between the Mormons and the space aliens.
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the Bereans
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the Bereans
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... ok look, here's a simpler question which maybe I should have asked in the first place.
Which organization sells the most pancakes on earth?
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the Bereans
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... ok look, here's a simpler question which maybe I should have asked in the first place.
Which organization sells the most pancakes on earth?
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Aunt Jemima.

Now, where were you when a friend was in need? Hmmmmm? Were you having a Bible study or eating pancakes? Just read this thread and feel ashamed. Feel very ashamed.

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I think there's an SECRET AGENDA to get most Christian missionaries to work outside the country. The USA has been flooded with immigration. These people need evangelized. By getting the missions overseas this misdirects the work which helps change the USA away from Christianity since most incoming immigrants are not Christian. It further often supports world socialism since these missions do things like work with the UN to drill wells and vaccinate the people, build schools to spread UNESCO cor curriculum to people who are not even Christians. This has nothing to do with spreading the Gospel. So at least JW have their priorities straight.
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I think there's an SECRET AGENDA to get most Christian missionaries to work outside the country. The USA has been flooded with immigration. These people need evangelized. By getting the missions overseas this misdirects the work which helps change the USA away from Christianity since most incoming immigrants are not Christian. It further often supports world socialism since these missions do things like work with the UN to drill wells and vaccinate the people, build schools to spread UNESCO cor curriculum to people who are not even Christians. This has nothing to do with spreading the Gospel. So at least JW have their priorities straight.
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Their priorities straight? Read the post above yours. Eating pancakes and not hearing a cry for help? That's having your priorities straight? (Just kidding, in case you didn't know and another one disappears.)

Now DGN is gone. Hopefully he went for assistance. chuckle


My post was meant to be humorous, DGN. You can come back now. My last annoying post for the evening. applause
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I think there's an SECRET AGENDA to get most Christian missionaries to work outside the country. The USA has been flooded with immigration. These people need evangelized. By getting the missions overseas this misdirects the work which helps change the USA away from Christianity since most incoming immigrants are not Christian. It further often supports world socialism since these missions do things like work with the UN to drill wells and vaccinate the people, build schools to spread UNESCO cor curriculum to people who are not even Christians. This has nothing to do with spreading the Gospel. So at least JW have their priorities straight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27399706


Their priorities straight? Read the post above yours. Eating pancakes and not hearing a cry for help? That's having your priorities straight? (Just kidding, in case you didn't know and another one disappears.)

Now DGN is gone. Hopefully he went for assistance. chuckle


My post was meant to be humorous, DGN. You can come back now. My last annoying post for the evening. applause
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Well here's what i believe in, all the rest is to fast and confusing....

Oh baby... sign me up!5a

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For sure, with maple syrup. LOL.

Had a recipe in my post but now I'm having the trouble JDB is having. It said enter a message. So, you'll have to guess about the recipe. 8)
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For sure, with maple syrup. LOL.

Had a recipe in my post but now I'm having the trouble JDB is having. It said enter a message. So, you'll have to guess about the recipe. 8)
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Hey,'cmon now, I told Ya all that chemistry fast talk is to mind boggling fer me, now just gimme a stinking flap jack and furgit it!
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For sure, with maple syrup. LOL.

Had a recipe in my post but now I'm having the trouble JDB is having. It said enter a message. So, you'll have to guess about the recipe. 8)
 Quoting: Nine's


Hey,'cmon now, I told Ya all that chemistry fast talk is to mind boggling fer me, now just gimme a stinking flap jack and furgit it!
 Quoting: DGN


Sure thing. Just let me grab mah little bandanna to put on mah head and mah little apron.