I am a famous brazillian MMA fighter...

Op how safe would Chael really be walking on his own in Rio?

If you are versed in muay thai you shouldn't need jiujitsu. A good straight knee is waiting for anyone that thinks they can just take me down.

^^^really tough guy, does not hurt to have treads you know, incase it rains.

just in accordance..Mauricio ''Shogun'' Rua trolls you noobians from the west time to time

The guy they nick named "The Legend" defeated all the Gracies. He also defeated Mike Tyson, and a large portion of the MMA world.

He wasn't even in any magazines. If you haven't heard of him before, then you're not a real fighter.

Do you prefer standing toe to toe and knocking seven shades of shit out each other or groundwork? Can you do this?

who are you? give me a few hints. sorry, i havent read the rest of the thread.. i have been following mma for over 10 years, being a high school wrestler. cmon, lets play.

How do you feel about eye gouges?

Nothing famous ever came out of Brazil, except for maybe a new strain on the clap.

I call

Hi Werdum

what does another man's asshole smell like? shit?

Can you dodge a M855 5.56 ROUND? If not, dance, bitch dance!

Why am I reading this?

Never mind, rhetorical.

hey, could be ... Werdum is a famous for trolling ...

Werdum tricks Roy Big Country Nelson with the oldest trick in the book: hey look what's down there!

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how do you feel about the fact your owners,
sorry, bosses
only value you for how much money they make whilst you put your life on the line every fight? And should you die in the ring, the only thing they will be upset about is losing a prize cockerel,
sorry, fighter?
And that the people who crowd around you when you win are just leeches trying to get a leg up in some form of celebrity, leeches usually of the silicone variety?

If my right cheek is on your right tricept and my right arm is undwr your right arm whats next and whats happening

Does your dad have a black cock