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Happy Birthday, Marines!!!

 
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Will: Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president. "


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Wow. Just wow.
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This is Bush's fault!
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Happy birthday Marine Core!! Thank You for your brave service!!
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It's "Corps" not "Core". Asshat.
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Dude...
"Be still, and know that I am God." Psalm 46:10

Truth needs no validation because it is self-evident and undeniable. Therefore, anything that requires validation to be realized or justified as truth must contain at least some degree of falsehood.

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This is Bush's fault!
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Happy birthday Marine Core!! Thank You for your brave service!!
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It's "Corps" not "Core". Asshat.
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Coors, BITCH!!!
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11/10/2012 07:16 AM
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"Marine battle hymm"..."from the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli"
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Incredibly up to date. Spooky.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27142624


Nobody with the Wounded Knee;
Screaming GERONIMO in the AH-64 while on the massacre rides somewhere in the Middle East ;Now is that ironic,spooky or tragic?

indy

Happy birthday Morans
from your uncle Brian
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Happy Birthday brothers.....Semper Fi
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the American Government take care of him;

better take a closer look at the American Indian."

Henry Ford

"Disappointment is Anger for wimps"

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"Marine battle hymm"..."from the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26801296


Incredibly up to date. Spooky.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27142624


Nobody with the Wounded Knee;
Screaming GERONIMO in the AH-64 while on the massacre rides somewhere in the Middle East ;Now is that ironic,spooky or tragic?

indy

Happy birthday Morans
from your uncle Brian
 Quoting: Pole Position 27379620


I guess our mere existence is too offensive to some...

Last Edited by Rising Son on 11/10/2012 07:27 AM
"Be still, and know that I am God." Psalm 46:10

Truth needs no validation because it is self-evident and undeniable. Therefore, anything that requires validation to be realized or justified as truth must contain at least some degree of falsehood.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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"Marine battle hymm"..."from the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli"
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Incredibly up to date. Spooky.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27142624


Nobody with the Wounded Knee;
Screaming GERONIMO in the AH-64 while on the massacre rides somewhere in the Middle East ;Now is that ironic,spooky or tragic?

indy

Happy birthday Morans
from your uncle Brian
 Quoting: Pole Position 27379620


I guess our mere existence is too offensive to some...
 Quoting: Rising Son


Very true....too ignorant to understand “We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.”
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the American Government take care of him;

better take a closer look at the American Indian."

Henry Ford

"Disappointment is Anger for wimps"

House
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Thank You US Military for protecting me from those evil Koreans, Vietnamese, Iraqis, Afghanis, and the millions of others who would steal my freedom.
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11/10/2012 07:58 AM
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:wacko: Hey OP you should work for the N.S.A.!!!


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Will: Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president. "

bushfing


 Quoting: Pole Position 27379620


Another tool whose thinking is completely shaped by Hollywood!
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Happy birthday indeed. Thanks to all marines for providing the very blanket of freedom I sleep so comfortably underneath each night, and for killing our enemies deader than hell with extreme prejudice. Kill on.

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semper fi...


There's plenty of room for all God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes...noli timere messorem
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fuck you and your little dick problem anonymous coward...btw sempre fi
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11/10/2012 08:25 AM
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yeah happy birthday jarheads...the navy rules,kiss my hybrid seal squid shark ass...that's SS 5 if your jar aint completely empty,lol..the real military dont wear uniforms or medals..sea
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Are you trying to look big and hard whilst yer belly flaps about in yer mums basement
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27413151
..look again jarhead,thats me in your moms basement doing her hard...
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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WE of Funny Platoon will see your Semper Fi and raise you a Non Sibi Sed Patriae...we dont even fuking exist,BOO..
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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No Better Friend...
No Worse Enemy...
As long as there is a United States Marine Corps,
There will be a United States of America...
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11/10/2012 08:35 AM
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Anyone who protests this this thread must spend several times a day kneeling and facing east.


BUMP, is all I can say............................
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No Better Friend...
No Worse Enemy...
As long as there is a United States Marine Corps,
There will be a United States of America...
 Quoting: Masiro
...as long as you dont change your military contract signature even after you get out of the corp,you subconscious still belongs to us...what do you think the word WE means? pssssssst,reverse it jarheads and improvise..
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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237 years of being hitmen for big business, you mean.


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clappa
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Anyone who protests this this thread must spend several times a day kneeling and facing east.


BUMP, is all I can say............................
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bump
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No Better Friend...
No Worse Enemy...
As long as there is a United States Marine Corps,
There will be a United States of America...
 Quoting: Masiro
...as long as you dont change your military contract signature even after you get out of the corp,you subconscious still belongs to us...what do you think the word WE means? pssssssst,reverse it jarheads and improvise..
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


WE means the Marines, what hatards like yourself don't know our understand is that the Marines have a long history of saving this republic, from the forces of the Illuminati.

WE just don't brag about it.
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bsflag

illegal wars, torture, war crimes, DU, growing opium.

they have disgraced our country, unlike our WWII heros
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Marines are cowards. Bravery and honor doesn't involve dealing with the world at the point of a gun.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27365645


Marines, like all of the armed forces in the USA are banker owned thugs under the guise of the US military. Think Federal Reserve, only apply it to the military.

Sorry you brave people were brain washed otherwise. I know that many of you are honorable and brave people.

Please wake up and see the reality of what this, and the other armed forces are, before it is too late.
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clappa
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Anyone who protests this this thread must spend several times a day kneeling and facing east.


BUMP, is all I can say............................
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So the only people in this country are neocons and muslims? Fuck both. There are many more options than just those two absolutes.
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cheers




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In psychology, compensation is a strategy whereby one covers up, consciously or unconsciously, weaknesses, frustrations, desires, feelings of inadequacy or incompetence in one life area through the gratification or (drive towards) excellence in another area. Compensation can cover up either real or imagined deficiencies and personal or physical inferiority. The compensation strategy, however does not truly address the source of this inferiority. Positive compensations may help one to overcome one’s difficulties. On the other hand, negative compensations do not, which results in a reinforced feeling of inferiority. There are two kinds of negative compensation:

Overcompensation, characterized by a superiority goal, leads to striving for power, dominance, self-esteem and self-devaluation.


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cheers




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(snippet)

In psychology, compensation is a strategy whereby one covers up, consciously or unconsciously, weaknesses, frustrations, desires, feelings of inadequacy or incompetence in one life area through the gratification or (drive towards) excellence in another area. Compensation can cover up either real or imagined deficiencies and personal or physical inferiority. The compensation strategy, however does not truly address the source of this inferiority. Positive compensations may help one to overcome one’s difficulties. On the other hand, negative compensations do not, which results in a reinforced feeling of inferiority. There are two kinds of negative compensation:

Overcompensation, characterized by a superiority goal, leads to striving for power, dominance, self-esteem and self-devaluation.


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Says the German...

Can you say teufelhunden?

Last Edited by Rising Son on 11/10/2012 09:08 AM
"Be still, and know that I am God." Psalm 46:10

Truth needs no validation because it is self-evident and undeniable. Therefore, anything that requires validation to be realized or justified as truth must contain at least some degree of falsehood.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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No Better Friend...
No Worse Enemy...
As long as there is a United States Marine Corps,
There will be a United States of America...
 Quoting: Masiro
...as long as you dont change your military contract signature even after you get out of the corp,you subconscious still belongs to us...what do you think the word WE means? pssssssst,reverse it jarheads and improvise..
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


WE means the Marines, what hatards like yourself don't know our understand is that the Marines have a long history of saving this republic, from the forces of the Illuminati.


 Quoting: Masiro


You can't be serious. It's the military, big guy.

It's an arm of the illuminati.
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cheers




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(snippet)

In psychology, compensation is a strategy whereby one covers up, consciously or unconsciously, weaknesses, frustrations, desires, feelings of inadequacy or incompetence in one life area through the gratification or (drive towards) excellence in another area. Compensation can cover up either real or imagined deficiencies and personal or physical inferiority. The compensation strategy, however does not truly address the source of this inferiority. Positive compensations may help one to overcome one’s difficulties. On the other hand, negative compensations do not, which results in a reinforced feeling of inferiority. There are two kinds of negative compensation:

Overcompensation, characterized by a superiority goal, leads to striving for power, dominance, self-esteem and self-devaluation.


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Says the German...
 Quoting: Rising Son


Delaware, actually.
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cheers




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(snippet)

In psychology, compensation is a strategy whereby one covers up, consciously or unconsciously, weaknesses, frustrations, desires, feelings of inadequacy or incompetence in one life area through the gratification or (drive towards) excellence in another area. Compensation can cover up either real or imagined deficiencies and personal or physical inferiority. The compensation strategy, however does not truly address the source of this inferiority. Positive compensations may help one to overcome one’s difficulties. On the other hand, negative compensations do not, which results in a reinforced feeling of inferiority. There are two kinds of negative compensation:

Overcompensation, characterized by a superiority goal, leads to striving for power, dominance, self-esteem and self-devaluation.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27443909


Says the German...
 Quoting: Rising Son


Delaware, actually.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27443909


Having an identity crisis, are we?
"Be still, and know that I am God." Psalm 46:10

Truth needs no validation because it is self-evident and undeniable. Therefore, anything that requires validation to be realized or justified as truth must contain at least some degree of falsehood.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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No Better Friend...
No Worse Enemy...
As long as there is a United States Marine Corps,
There will be a United States of America...
 Quoting: Masiro
...as long as you dont change your military contract signature even after you get out of the corp,you subconscious still belongs to us...what do you think the word WE means? pssssssst,reverse it jarheads and improvise..
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


WE means the Marines, what hatards like yourself don't know our understand is that the Marines have a long history of saving this republic, from the forces of the Illuminati.

WE just don't brag about it.
 Quoting: Masiro


WTF? The Marines save us from the forces of the Illuminati? The Marines ARE one of the forces of the Illuminati.





GLP