Get shitheads all the time trying to get us to cut all our trees/plants etc. down. Over the last few years we've got the government trying to get the british people to help spread wil flowers/plants more, even sending packets of seeds through the post FREE to people, while we've got people coming around our house trying to force us to dig them up.

They routinely send people round to inspect our garden and it's always some clueless shits. One time they were checking out our berry bushes and commenting on what a "mess to the garden they were". We pointed out it wasn't season for picking them yet, and then were expecting us to unplant/cut them down until berry season...COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE TO GROW TO GET TO THAT STAGE! It's like they had no clue how fruits are grown. Yes, how can anyone literally be that clueless and stupid. You can't make that shit up!

Also, got them coming going on at us for not keeping the local banking trim and tidy even though it's not our property and is always in the past taken care of by the local council! They were just trying to save money in not hiring anyone by forcing us to do it!