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I never had an orgasm with my husband...?

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/09/2012 11:26 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
you cumm alone 8 times a day and you never came with your fucking HUSBAND??? 5 years?????

you gotta be a troll.
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My husband never put his thing into my G-spot.
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11/09/2012 11:30 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
honestly you need a vibrator in the bedroom,or one for him for you.
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please suggest me a good vibrator.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27052127


You are trolling!

Not a woman either. No woman would think like this to be able to post it.

A boy thread - you think it is sooooooooo funny?

Go back to wanking and make sure your Momma does not walk into the basement while you are doing it. wink

Oh and don't wank with one hand and post with the other in future.
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11/09/2012 11:35 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
I was married 7 1/2 years and couldn't come with my husband either. I tried and had a very similar experience as yours. We are divorced now, after 8 years being single, I had better experiences with others but still have great difficulty coming with another. I found wg=hat did help me was to really decide that I don't care what the guys think and just let go. What really is fun is that I learned men really get turned on the more we let go. Once I tried a one night stand and really let go and it was great. I wouldn't do another one night stand because I think it is sinful to have sex outside of marriage. (I got those desires behind me now)> But just saying, the OP isn't alone, other women have these types of problems, too.
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11/09/2012 11:37 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
honestly you need a vibrator in the bedroom,or one for him for you.
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please suggest me a good vibrator.
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Buy the sounds of you a good hammer drill will do the trick grinning
Manu-Koelbren

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11/09/2012 11:37 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
Stroke your clit while you're getting banged, it's not so hard.

If you're guy cums too quick then do foreplay until you're about to orgasm and then have him penetrate you and cum at the same time.

Jeez you people are morans.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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11/09/2012 11:39 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
No pathetic white knights making little "I'd show you how to do it" comments yet? I'm literally shocked.
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11/09/2012 11:41 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
honestly you need a vibrator in the bedroom,or one for him for you.
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please suggest me a good vibrator.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27052127


jelly cock ring with a built-in mini vib for clit should do it
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11/09/2012 11:41 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
tough one.must be devastating both for you and your husband.are you sure he is your husband though, i mean how did you marry a man you aren't close enough with to have an orgasm in the first place? maybe there is a better husband for you out there, and you aren't looking coz you have one right now.you are torturing your current husband too, coz of course he minds he can't get his lady to climax, what kind of a man would not be crushed. he probably cheats on you, you know.he needs to make sure it really is you and not him, so he finds other women....one of you should be brave enough to end that torture of a marriage...sorry, if i sound cold, i'm giving my honest two cents.
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I disagree, I do no believe this relationship is over, and I know what you are trying to say. The OP has come here for help and so it MUST be worth our time to try to assist. The OP has stated the husbands willingness to get the job done. And although I do agree that the end result without orgasm will be divorce, I do not believe that OP's husband is incapable of giving the OP an orgasm.

OP please, if you can have an orgasm on your own, I guarantee you can teach your husband to do it. On second thought, I think you are over thinking this. You need to be naughty, to be dangerous, you need to create some excitement. This will enable you to throw off your inhibitions which I seem to feel are strong. Perhaps getting drunk with your husband one night and partaking in some role-play. Or just setting aside 24-48 hours with no interruptions to focus on the task at hand. One thing I will say is that without succeeding in this task, you will not succeed in marriage.
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dunno, you might be right, i was just thinking that 5 years is a long time to be making love to someone and not climax.we're all differen't maybe for some couples, it's not a long time.
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11/09/2012 11:43 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
Stroke your clit while you're getting banged, it's not so hard.

If you're guy cums too quick then do foreplay until you're about to orgasm and then have him penetrate you and cum at the same time.

Jeez you people are morans.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


ya , something does add up with this OP, but then again there are alot of confused people out there, nothing surprises anymore
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11/09/2012 11:44 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
I guess Im just not comfortable with letting it all out with him.
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Honestly you answered your own question.
Through will of thought we control our emotions and thoughts are often no more difficult to control then we make them to be.
Anonymous Coward
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11/09/2012 11:47 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
Most women don't have orgasms during intercourse, the rest of them lie.
A licensed sex therapist can help both of you.
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11/09/2012 11:48 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
Just pretend that you had one..Have like a special night and fake it. So he doesnt feel bad. Then invest in some sex toys so u can come with him later even if you need to use toys or something.
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11/09/2012 11:49 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
Most women don't have orgasms during intercourse, the rest of them lie.
A licensed sex therapist can help both of you.
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fuck a the-rapist, you guys just need to tell the truth to each other, all the time , about everything
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11/09/2012 11:52 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
you cumm alone 8 times a day and you never came with your fucking HUSBAND??? 5 years?????

you gotta be a troll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26579062


My husband never put his thing into my G-spot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27052127


sounds like you dont have one.
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11/09/2012 11:53 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
So tell him, guys like to watch :) Besides, you can do yourself while he is doing you too you know. It's allowed.
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Maybe in Canada, but not in the U.S. Nancy Pelosi banned it.
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11/09/2012 11:54 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
Just pretend that you had one..Have like a special night and fake it. So he doesnt feel bad. Then invest in some sex toys so u can come with him later even if you need to use toys or something.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27417416


people..."movie sex" is not realistic, real sex involves imagination, truthfulness, play and love.

but then again there is out right hard fucking which is good too

There is no normal sex or "movie sex"
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11/09/2012 11:57 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
you cumm alone 8 times a day and you never came with your fucking HUSBAND??? 5 years?????

you gotta be a troll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26579062


My husband never put his thing into my G-spot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27052127


ya this must be a troll, because u dont PUT your thing INTO a g-spot. the man HITS it
this was fun but its bs and its over
Manu-Koelbren

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11/09/2012 11:58 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
Just pretend that you had one..Have like a special night and fake it. So he doesnt feel bad. Then invest in some sex toys so u can come with him later even if you need to use toys or something.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27417416


people..."movie sex" is not realistic, real sex involves imagination, truthfulness, play and love.

but then again there is out right hard fucking which is good too

There is no normal sex or "movie sex"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1135376


Some women expect to be penetrated and cum, while when they masturbate they actually cum having clitorial stimulation. I mean, hello! do you have a brian in there? moransandtards
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
go to a local farm and fuck a horse that should get you relaxed then set your pussy on fire.
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11/10/2012 12:18 AM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
you cumm alone 8 times a day and you never came with your fucking HUSBAND??? 5 years?????

you gotta be a troll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26579062


My husband never put his thing into my G-spot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27052127


ya this must be a troll, because u dont PUT your thing INTO a g-spot. the man HITS it
this was fun but its bs and its over
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1135376


um, well, i'm not sure what you mean, but my husband has enormous penis, he can make me gush exstensively just using his penis, which as far as i read on-line isn't the usual way men make women gush...etc...not to brag too much, but a man can put his penis loads of places, it just has to be big enough.....
Manu-Koelbren

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11/10/2012 12:21 AM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
you cumm alone 8 times a day and you never came with your fucking HUSBAND??? 5 years?????

you gotta be a troll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26579062


My husband never put his thing into my G-spot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27052127


ya this must be a troll, because u dont PUT your thing INTO a g-spot. the man HITS it
this was fun but its bs and its over
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1135376


um, well, i'm not sure what you mean, but my husband has enormous penis, he can make me gush exstensively just using his penis, which as far as i read on-line isn't the usual way men make women gush...etc...not to brag too much, but a man can put his penis loads of places, it just has to be big enough.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25432398


Regardless of your husband's penis bragging session, the fact remains that you don't put anything inside a g-spot, you can merely hit it externally with the friction of penetration. In fact the existence of the g-spot remains debated.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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11/10/2012 10:10 AM
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My husband never put his thing into my G-spot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27052127


ya this must be a troll, because u dont PUT your thing INTO a g-spot. the man HITS it
this was fun but its bs and its over
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1135376


um, well, i'm not sure what you mean, but my husband has enormous penis, he can make me gush exstensively just using his penis, which as far as i read on-line isn't the usual way men make women gush...etc...not to brag too much, but a man can put his penis loads of places, it just has to be big enough.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25432398


Regardless of your husband's penis bragging session, the fact remains that you don't put anything inside a g-spot, you can merely hit it externally with the friction of penetration. In fact the existence of the g-spot remains debated.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


i just told you i have a g-spot,(or spots) i know by the way i have an out fo this world orgasm, and ejaculate fluid that is nothing like urine or regular vaginal secretion that lubricates during love making.

you are gettin very petty over semantics, if you don't mind me saying so, whether the woman meant my husband doesn't reach my g-spot and my vibrator does, or she really meant she puts stuff inside her g-spot, i dunno, but if you think she's a troll, you can just ingore her, as oppose to givng her anatony lessons, which you don't know much about yourself, coz you still aren't sure there's a g-spot, and g-spot, the way i understand the whole confusion about it, is basically the place (places) where man tocuhes you and gives you amazingly strong orgasms that in some of us result by gushing special female jusices. this happens to me a lot, and just coz you haven't seen it yet, it doesn't make it debatable...
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11/10/2012 10:14 AM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
Many Women cannot orgasm through penetrative sex but only through clitoral stimulation. That is not your husbands fault.
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11/10/2012 10:22 AM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
sorry everyone, but the god's honest truth here is that you have numbed yourself beyond pleasure. so he'll never be able to get you off as long as you're getting yourself off all the time. it's just that simple
lay off the masturbating for as long as it takes for him to get you off. and I'm not kidding. even if it takes months for you to get your sensitivity back.

it's not complicated.
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ya this must be a troll, because u dont PUT your thing INTO a g-spot. the man HITS it
this was fun but its bs and its over
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1135376


um, well, i'm not sure what you mean, but my husband has enormous penis, he can make me gush exstensively just using his penis, which as far as i read on-line isn't the usual way men make women gush...etc...not to brag too much, but a man can put his penis loads of places, it just has to be big enough.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25432398


Regardless of your husband's penis bragging session, the fact remains that you don't put anything inside a g-spot, you can merely hit it externally with the friction of penetration. In fact the existence of the g-spot remains debated.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


i just told you i have a g-spot,(or spots) i know by the way i have an out fo this world orgasm, and ejaculate fluid that is nothing like urine or regular vaginal secretion that lubricates during love making.

you are gettin very petty over semantics, if you don't mind me saying so, whether the woman meant my husband doesn't reach my g-spot and my vibrator does, or she really meant she puts stuff inside her g-spot, i dunno, but if you think she's a troll, you can just ingore her, as oppose to givng her anatony lessons, which you don't know much about yourself, coz you still aren't sure there's a g-spot, and g-spot, the way i understand the whole confusion about it, is basically the place (places) where man tocuhes you and gives you amazingly strong orgasms that in some of us result by gushing special female jusices. this happens to me a lot, and just coz you haven't seen it yet, it doesn't make it debatable...
 Quoting: eve incognito 27444597


I am not debating some women can squirt, i am just saying that science hasn't definitively proven that it happens due to the G-spot theory.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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um, well, i'm not sure what you mean, but my husband has enormous penis, he can make me gush exstensively just using his penis, which as far as i read on-line isn't the usual way men make women gush...etc...not to brag too much, but a man can put his penis loads of places, it just has to be big enough.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25432398


Regardless of your husband's penis bragging session, the fact remains that you don't put anything inside a g-spot, you can merely hit it externally with the friction of penetration. In fact the existence of the g-spot remains debated.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


i just told you i have a g-spot,(or spots) i know by the way i have an out fo this world orgasm, and ejaculate fluid that is nothing like urine or regular vaginal secretion that lubricates during love making.

you are gettin very petty over semantics, if you don't mind me saying so, whether the woman meant my husband doesn't reach my g-spot and my vibrator does, or she really meant she puts stuff inside her g-spot, i dunno, but if you think she's a troll, you can just ingore her, as oppose to givng her anatony lessons, which you don't know much about yourself, coz you still aren't sure there's a g-spot, and g-spot, the way i understand the whole confusion about it, is basically the place (places) where man tocuhes you and gives you amazingly strong orgasms that in some of us result by gushing special female jusices. this happens to me a lot, and just coz you haven't seen it yet, it doesn't make it debatable...
 Quoting: eve incognito 27444597


I am not debating some women can squirt, i am just saying that science hasn't definitively proven that it happens due to the G-spot theory.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


yah i know what you mean. you have a point there wheter it's one gland or a number of glands or whatever, but i do it without any physical pumping envolved, (there are some sites that teach a hand pumping tecnique, which frankly, i'm not sure is even possible before a woman has given at least one birth...but i can wouch that my husband's penis does something inside me that results in very strong, intense orgasams and wetness that is not, defenetly not pee, or lubrication secretions.it's something enterely different, and it's connected to this multiple orgasam that just don't stop...my husband could defenetly describe it better,but it is a real thing.
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11/10/2012 12:19 PM
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i mean hand pumping. without any hand pumping involved*

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Regardless of your husband's penis bragging session, the fact remains that you don't put anything inside a g-spot, you can merely hit it externally with the friction of penetration. In fact the existence of the g-spot remains debated.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


i just told you i have a g-spot,(or spots) i know by the way i have an out fo this world orgasm, and ejaculate fluid that is nothing like urine or regular vaginal secretion that lubricates during love making.

you are gettin very petty over semantics, if you don't mind me saying so, whether the woman meant my husband doesn't reach my g-spot and my vibrator does, or she really meant she puts stuff inside her g-spot, i dunno, but if you think she's a troll, you can just ingore her, as oppose to givng her anatony lessons, which you don't know much about yourself, coz you still aren't sure there's a g-spot, and g-spot, the way i understand the whole confusion about it, is basically the place (places) where man tocuhes you and gives you amazingly strong orgasms that in some of us result by gushing special female jusices. this happens to me a lot, and just coz you haven't seen it yet, it doesn't make it debatable...
 Quoting: eve incognito 27444597


I am not debating some women can squirt, i am just saying that science hasn't definitively proven that it happens due to the G-spot theory.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


yah i know what you mean. you have a point there wheter it's one gland or a number of glands or whatever, but i do it without any physical pumping envolved, (there are some sites that teach a hand pumping tecnique, which frankly, i'm not sure is even possible before a woman has given at least one birth...but i can wouch that my husband's penis does something inside me that results in very strong, intense orgasams and wetness that is not, defenetly not pee, or lubrication secretions.it's something enterely different, and it's connected to this multiple orgasam that just don't stop...my husband could defenetly describe it better,but it is a real thing.
 Quoting: eve incognito 27444597


Maybe it's the shape of his member that it's hitting something in there which causes the accumulation and further expulsion of fluids. Whatever the case lucky you wink
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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11/10/2012 12:22 PM
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
OP should have married a horse.
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Re: I never had an orgasm with my husband...?
Good question. what I would recommend is that you come straight with GLP and the thread you started by admitting you are a guy and pulling on these gullible people here. You are just having fun but being dishonest. How dod I know. IT is easy. Your username and number can be traced and it leads to a male. So now you had your fun and go and deceive another day.

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