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What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?

 
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What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
She's not gonna die, is she?
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
it cant be done the presure from her vagina pressing on your penis prevents it

I tried.

LOL

(true story)
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11/09/2012 11:04 PM
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
How can you pee with an erection?
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11/09/2012 11:05 PM
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
Why would you want to?
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Another quality GLP thread.

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Not intended to be a factual statement.
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
1. That's very gross and immature, people like you are ruining GLP

2. I've never tried because it's sick.

3. I'm guessing it would come out of her ears.
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
Why would you want to?
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sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
She's not gonna die, is she?
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ahaha you make funny... ;)
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
She's not gonna die, is she?
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No, but you might. As an above poster pointed out, the pressure from the muscular walls of the vagina is so intense that it could prevent you from doing so.

Worst case scenario is the urine would go retrograde and be forced back down your urethra. This would be incredibly painful and could lead to rupturing and tearing of the urethra and bladder, as well as infection. At that point, the best you can hope for is spending the rest of your life incontinent and the worst that could happen would you'd die within a week from a bacterial infection.
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
1. That's very gross and immature, people like you are ruining GLP

2. I've never tried because it's sick.

3. I'm guessing it would come out of her ears.
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puh-lease, plenty of worse topics have been raised here
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11/09/2012 11:25 PM
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
Just pea on her, dummy. Wait until she herself is going pea, then pea on her sternum. No mess.
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
You're likely to have it ripped off.
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
Ummm, I believe that the male body has a way of shutting that whole thing down.
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
She's not gonna die, is she?
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You will not be inside her anymore if that happens
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Ummm, I believe that the male body has a way of shutting that whole thing down.
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Are you watching Bill Maher?
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
She's not gonna die, is she?
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No, but you might. As an above poster pointed out, the pressure from the muscular walls of the vagina is so intense that it could prevent you from doing so.

Worst case scenario is the urine would go retrograde and be forced back down your urethra. This would be incredibly painful and could lead to rupturing and tearing of the urethra and bladder, as well as infection. At that point, the best you can hope for is spending the rest of your life incontinent and the worst that could happen would you'd die within a week from a bacterial infection.
 Quoting: Ricky Caldwell


I think it will back up and blow out the left nut.
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Guys from Mötley Crüe used to do this to groupies.
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
She's not gonna die, is she?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4259718


No, but you might. As an above poster pointed out, the pressure from the muscular walls of the vagina is so intense that it could prevent you from doing so.

Worst case scenario is the urine would go retrograde and be forced back down your urethra. This would be incredibly painful and could lead to rupturing and tearing of the urethra and bladder, as well as infection. At that point, the best you can hope for is spending the rest of your life incontinent and the worst that could happen would you'd die within a week from a bacterial infection.
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I think it will back up and blow out the left nut.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27339405


This is another possibility. I've also heard of victims who've suffered anal prolapses and internal bleeding.
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
It works better if you pea in her butt.
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
The vagina can't stop you from peeing. How do you kids think babies are made. If she is that tight then you must be sleeping with a child.

Yes you can piss with a hard on. The body tries to block it but you can overcome it.

Urine is not toxic right out of the body. It takes a few hours to become toxic. Infact you can drink fresh urine just fine.

If you piss in her snatch it will all run out or get pushed out. If she doesn't clean herself she might get an infection or something.
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
it will come out her nose
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She'll get pregnant.
This is an oubliette. The labyrinth is full of 'em.
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
The vagina can't stop you from peeing. How do you kids think babies are made. If she is that tight then you must be sleeping with a child.

Yes you can piss with a hard on. The body tries to block it but you can overcome it.

Urine is not toxic right out of the body. It takes a few hours to become toxic. Infact you can drink fresh urine just fine.

If you piss in her snatch it will all run out or get pushed out. If she doesn't clean herself she might get an infection or something.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15381491


(As was pointed out above, if even trace amounts of urine get into the vagina, it can result in pregnancy. Babies that come from a urine-fertilized egg are subject to higher rates of birth defects than those that come from sperm-fertilized eggs. Why else would the vagina create pressure to prevent that from happening?)

Don't ever piss with a hard-on. It will cause a rupture of the penile tissue and you will never be able to get 'hard' again.

Also, urine is highly toxic and has been found to contain high levels of fluoride in it. Have you ever wondered why our water supplies are fluoridated? Not because of a government mandate, but because most cities' sewer lines cross with other water lines. The result is a municipal water supply contaminated with human waste.

To be safe, you should avoid urinating, having sex, drinking water or even thinking about your penis. It's the only way.

Last Edited by Ricky Caldwell on 11/09/2012 11:52 PM
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
What's next, OP? Do you want to shit on her stomach?
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
holy cow, I didn't mean empty a quart of urine into her, I just mean a little squirt or two
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
Another quality GLP thread.

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Goofy Thum
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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
She's not gonna die, is she?
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You become a Marine and she becomes a urinal.

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Re: What happens if I pee when I'm inside her?
You become a douche bag
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You become a douche bag
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Yes. Whatever the fuck next sick shit is some moron going to think up?

Yeah Moron - Moran is saved for GLPtards who would NEVER have asked this shit.


Hope someone shits in your mouth and makes you eat it OP. Then again - you would like it.
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Ummm, I believe that the male body has a way of shutting that whole thing down.
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^Somebody make this guy president, pleeeze!
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She's not gonna die, is she?
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what are, like 10 years old?

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