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Redneck Starts Bonfire...Hilarity Ensues! -- VIDEO -- How Not To Light Gasoline.

 
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Ha Ha check this out...this fat ass with the prison tatts is a real flamer.


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Ha Ha check this out...this fat ass with the prison tatts is a real flamer.



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It's always amazing and quite telling to see city slickers try to light fires using gasoline.
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You use diesel to start bonfires...it doesn't explode...

Just FYI...
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You use diesel to start bonfires...it doesn't explode...

Just FYI...
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I heard that matches work well too.
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Let me guess. The idiots thought it was a clever idea to dowse the pile with gasoline every so often as the built the pile. Layer after layer.


Oh Americans.. there is some much hope for your future.
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Reminds me of when I was a youngin (about 18 or so) 30 years ago and about 8 of us friends went camping in central Wisconsin. We got kicked out of the State Park for being to loud (this is at about 11:00PM we almost got caught doing bongs also). Anywho went to a new campsite in Baraboo (just remembered the name) and one of the guys that was with us was hammered. We Went into the camping office to rent a campsite and a nice older lady came to the counter to help us. The Drunk guy says to the lady "We just got kicked out of the state park for being to loud" wtf What a dumb ass.
Anyway she said she would have none of that here and she slammed her hand on the counter.

She rented us a spot and we piled in and set up our tents. The drunk guy (our guy) orders like a Triple load of wood from the stoner dude that worked there and he brought it out with a trailer behind a small tractor and dumped it at our campsite. The drunk fucker takes a gallon of gas staggering and pours the whole thing on the just dumped wood and says "we are gonna have a fucking bon fire" He lights the gas and the same kind of explosion happened. He burnt his hair, had no eyelashes and the explosion sounded like 6 sticks of dynamite going off, not to mention the monster mushroom cloud of flame as it looked like Fukushima. The lady came out that signed us in and started yelling before she even made to our campsite. As she pulls up on the tractor she takes one look at the drunk, burnt to a crisp friend of ours and starts busting out laughing and says "you fucking retard I was commin out here to kick yer ass but I see your ignorance beat me to it" the rest of us rolled on the ground laughing (we were 6 sheets to the wind and higher than kites as well)Those times back 30 years ago were the best times of my life when fun was "real" fun.

Thought I would share!
Sweet memories !
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the dude must have voted for Obama......
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Let me guess. The idiots thought it was a clever idea to dowse the pile with gasoline every so often as the built the pile. Layer after layer.


Oh Americans.. there is some much hope for your future.
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...said by a True American.
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Reminds me of when I was a youngin (about 18 or so) 30 years ago and about 8 of us friends went camping in central Wisconsin. We got kicked out of the State Park for being to loud (this is at about 11:00PM we almost got caught doing bongs also). Anywho went to a new campsite in Baraboo (just remembered the name) and one of the guys that was with us was hammered. We Went into the camping office to rent a campsite and a nice older lady came to the counter to help us. The Drunk guy says to the lady "We just got kicked out of the state park for being to loud" wtf What a dumb ass.
Anyway she said she would have none of that here and she slammed her hand on the counter.

She rented us a spot and we piled in and set up our tents. The drunk guy (our guy) orders like a Triple load of wood from the stoner dude that worked there and he brought it out with a trailer behind a small tractor and dumped it at our campsite. The drunk fucker takes a gallon of gas staggering and pours the whole thing on the just dumped wood and says "we are gonna have a fucking bon fire" He lights the gas and the same kind of explosion happened. He burnt his hair, had no eyelashes and the explosion sounded like 6 sticks of dynamite going off, not to mention the monster mushroom cloud of flame as it looked like Fukushima. The lady came out that signed us in and started yelling before she even made to our campsite. As she pulls up on the tractor she takes one look at the drunk, burnt to a crisp friend of ours and starts busting out laughing and says "you fucking retard I was commin out here to kick yer ass but I see your ignorance beat me to it" the rest of us rolled on the ground laughing (we were 6 sheets to the wind and higher than kites as well)Those times back 30 years ago were the best times of my life when fun was "real" fun.

Thought I would share!
Sweet memories !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17694439


hehehe

If I remember correctly, the $24+ Million dollar US Consolate in Libya was reduced to rubble with about $2.00 worth of diesel.

Ahhh...the many things gas will do.
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DARWIN AWARD'S MAYBE? The dipshit who filmed this moron need's one too.
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DARWIN AWARD'S MAYBE? The dipshit who filmed this moron need's one too.
 Quoting: BULLDOZER


One of the few explosion videos where the videographer keeps the camera rolling and half assed pointed at the subject.

I'd like to see a follow up video of that guys shirt on fire and his beard all smoking and singed.
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Ha Ha check this out...this fat ass with the prison tatts is a real flamer.



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And this how potential wildfires start. Dumbasses like this are the reason.
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DARWIN AWARD'S MAYBE? The dipshit who filmed this moron need's one too.
 Quoting: BULLDOZER


One of the few explosion videos where the videographer keeps the camera rolling and half assed pointed at the subject.

I'd like to see a follow up video of that guys shirt on fire and his beard all smoking and singed.

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Yeah me too, the guy filming is a dipshit because if I saw someone dumping gas like that I would be running.
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Brilliant lol
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DARWIN AWARD'S MAYBE? The dipshit who filmed this moron need's one too.
 Quoting: BULLDOZER


One of the few explosion videos where the videographer keeps the camera rolling and half assed pointed at the subject.

I'd like to see a follow up video of that guys shirt on fire and his beard all smoking and singed.

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Yeah me too, the guy filming is a dipshit because if I saw someone dumping gas like that I would be running.
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It would have been real tempting to set the camera down while pointed at the pile, then throw a match at the pile with him on it.

No one would ever miss that guy....till maybe his 25 year 5th grade graduation class reunion.
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DARWIN AWARD'S MAYBE? The dipshit who filmed this moron need's one too.
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To the Ratard Brianless Moran:
Although you were definitely nominated in the category "Stupidity with Gasoline" , not to mention climbing an unstable pile of splinters to douse it with five gallons of gasoline ..we would like to inform you that you were runner-up and will live to see another day.

Good luck to you and hope to hear from you soon...for our future's sake.

Sincerely,
Grimm R. Eaper
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Re: Redneck Starts Bonfire...Hilarity Ensues! -- VIDEO -- How Not To Light Gasoline.
Reminds me of when I was a youngin (about 18 or so) 30 years ago and about 8 of us friends went camping in central Wisconsin. We got kicked out of the State Park for being to loud (this is at about 11:00PM we almost got caught doing bongs also). Anywho went to a new campsite in Baraboo (just remembered the name) and one of the guys that was with us was hammered. We Went into the camping office to rent a campsite and a nice older lady came to the counter to help us. The Drunk guy says to the lady "We just got kicked out of the state park for being to loud" wtf What a dumb ass.
Anyway she said she would have none of that here and she slammed her hand on the counter.

She rented us a spot and we piled in and set up our tents. The drunk guy (our guy) orders like a Triple load of wood from the stoner dude that worked there and he brought it out with a trailer behind a small tractor and dumped it at our campsite. The drunk fucker takes a gallon of gas staggering and pours the whole thing on the just dumped wood and says "we are gonna have a fucking bon fire" He lights the gas and the same kind of explosion happened. He burnt his hair, had no eyelashes and the explosion sounded like 6 sticks of dynamite going off, not to mention the monster mushroom cloud of flame as it looked like Fukushima. The lady came out that signed us in and started yelling before she even made to our campsite. As she pulls up on the tractor she takes one look at the drunk, burnt to a crisp friend of ours and starts busting out laughing and says "you fucking retard I was commin out here to kick yer ass but I see your ignorance beat me to it" the rest of us rolled on the ground laughing (we were 6 sheets to the wind and higher than kites as well)Those times back 30 years ago were the best times of my life when fun was "real" fun.

Thought I would share!
Sweet memories !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17694439


That was a good one, I was laughing when I read the line from the old lady hahaha
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Can someone explain the science behind this? Usually we think of explosions occuring when something combustible is under intense pressure, like when it's in a small, confined place (like a firecracker, gun barrel, etc.). Why, out in the open, did it explode, instead of just go up in flames very quickly?

I know Kerosene and Diesel wouldn't have done that. Gasoline burns faster. But again, why not just a faster burn/faster lightup, instead of an actual explosion?
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the dude must have voted for Obama......
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right.......
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Can someone explain the science behind this? Usually we think of explosions occuring when something combustible is under intense pressure, like when it's in a small, confined place (like a firecracker, gun barrel, etc.). Why, out in the open, did it explode, instead of just go up in flames very quickly?

I know Kerosene and Diesel wouldn't have done that. Gasoline burns faster. But again, why not just a faster burn/faster lightup, instead of an actual explosion?
 Quoting: Babylon's Rebel


The temperature of the gas might have had something to do with it. Higher temps create vapors more rapidly. Based on his sleeveless shirt, it looks like a warm day.

Also, vapors are explosive, not the open liquid gas itself. The wood created pockets of gas vapors and probably soaked up enough liquid gas, to create a large envelope of gas vapor before he lit it up.

I don't know if anyone noticed, but the resulting explosion actually blew out the fire.

They also use explosions to blow out oil well fires.
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It's always amazing and quite telling to see city slickers try to light fires using gasoline.
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Yeah, because rednecks and city dwelling go hand in hand. blink
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It's always amazing and quite telling to see city slickers try to light fires using gasoline.
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It's always amazing and quite telling to see city slickers try to light fires using gasoline.
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Yeah, because rednecks and city dwelling go hand in hand. blink
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Can someone explain the science behind this? Usually we think of explosions occuring when something combustible is under intense pressure, like when it's in a small, confined place (like a firecracker, gun barrel, etc.). Why, out in the open, did it explode, instead of just go up in flames very quickly?

I know Kerosene and Diesel wouldn't have done that. Gasoline burns faster. But again, why not just a faster burn/faster lightup, instead of an actual explosion?
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It's because of the volatile flammable gasoline fumes, in addition to the liquid gasoline
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Ha Ha check this out...this fat ass with the prison tatts is a real flamer.



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That is almost the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
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YESSSSSSSSSS hahahah and this is why white women voted for obama.

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