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I see a psychiatrist and I went to group meeting yesterday and cracked up laughing

 
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I see a psychiatrist and I went to group meeting yesterday and cracked up laughing
It was wrong to laugh at this but this is what happened. I was in group meeting with my psychiatrist and 4 females youngest age 30 so this elderly lady who was in her 60’s start talking about how she met her husband and stuff and that it was a gift from god and she prayed to Jesus about it, this and that then this Jamaican lady who was probably in her 40’s start talking and this is what she says.
She says “when I was 6 years old I had a crush on this 20 year old guy and I liked him then at age 10 me and him had sex and then I didn’t see him again until I was in my 20’s and then he marry me”

But no wait there’s more

she says “oh the guy was a good man, he was so good, It was Jesus, that was Jesus I met” then the 60 yr. old lady says “your saying that was Jesus you had sex with? “ “the lady say yeah that was Jesus I knew it was Jesus because he was such a nice person” you should of seen the look on all their faces, in shock, in disbelief and the lady that was 60 yrs. old started saying “Lord have mercy, Lord have mercy that ain’t my Jesus, I rebuke you in the name of Jesus”

I swear when I left out that room I laughed my ass off like hell
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Re: I see a psychiatrist and I went to group meeting yesterday and cracked up laughing
you need to have your head examined
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Re: I see a psychiatrist and I went to group meeting yesterday and cracked up laughing
Isn't Jesus a pretty common name in the Caribbean. The Jamaican lady was either unchurched or did not associate the name Jesus with the Son of God, since it's a common name among catholics as well.

Crazy story though. I would be careful talking about your faith to a psychiatrist. They have their own religion and may label you as insane and put you away. Don't think it hasn't happened.
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11/10/2012 01:39 AM
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Re: I see a psychiatrist and I went to group meeting yesterday and cracked up laughing
you need to have your head examined
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Isn't that the point of this thread?
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Re: I see a psychiatrist and I went to group meeting yesterday and cracked up laughing
Isn't Jesus a pretty common name in the Caribbean. The Jamaican lady was either unchurched or did not associate the name Jesus with the Son of God, since it's a common name among catholics as well.

Crazy story though. I would be careful talking about your faith to a psychiatrist. They have their own religion and may label you as insane and put you away. Don't think it hasn't happened.
 Quoting: SevenThunders


I’m atheist they were the ones talking about religion the 2 lady’s the 60 year old and the 40 year old but I understand what you’re saying. I still had a great laugh though. If I don’t see them there in the next group meeting I know why now lmao
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Re: I see a psychiatrist and I went to group meeting yesterday and cracked up laughing
ha! I'm very religious and I would have laughed too.
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Don't feel all that bad. I think I would have had to walk out. banana2
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Re: I see a psychiatrist and I went to group meeting yesterday and cracked up laughing
Those group sessions might make you feel crazier than you did going in lol
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I would be careful talking about your faith to a psychiatrist. They have their own religion and may label you as insane and put you away. Don't think it hasn't happened.
 Quoting: SevenThunders


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA WELCOME TO MY LIFE ...A SPLINTER OF TRUE FAITH + TALKING ABOUT IT = HOSPITALIZATION AND PILLS PILLS GALORE. ITS BEEN 6 YEARS AND I TRUSTED MEN FROM GOD SINCE THEN MY LIFE HAS BEEN WELL CRAPTASTIC.. NOW I AM TRYING TO GET IT BACK BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP/ KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO.. YET AT THE SAME TIME I AM LIKE WONDERING WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON/ AFRAID TO TAKE THE LEAP OF FAITH AGAIN YET NOT SURE I SHOULD NOW I AM SUPER CONFUSED MY LIFE IS WEIRD AND I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO DO...
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wow please excuse the caps
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Re: I see a psychiatrist and I went to group meeting yesterday and cracked up laughing
Those group sessions might make you feel crazier than you did going in lol
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I was thinking the exact opposite lol. When you see people like that you may think you aren't so crazy after all.
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Re: I see a psychiatrist and I went to group meeting yesterday and cracked up laughing
It was wrong to laugh at this but this is what happened. I was in group meeting with my psychiatrist and 4 females youngest age 30 so this elderly lady who was in her 60’s start talking about how she met her husband and stuff and that it was a gift from god and she prayed to Jesus about it, this and that then this Jamaican lady who was probably in her 40’s start talking and this is what she says.
She says “when I was 6 years old I had a crush on this 20 year old guy and I liked him then at age 10 me and him had sex and then I didn’t see him again until I was in my 20’s and then he marry me”

But no wait there’s more

she says “oh the guy was a good man, he was so good, It was Jesus, that was Jesus I met” then the 60 yr. old lady says “your saying that was Jesus you had sex with? “ “the lady say yeah that was Jesus I knew it was Jesus because he was such a nice person” you should of seen the look on all their faces, in shock, in disbelief and the lady that was 60 yrs. old started saying “Lord have mercy, Lord have mercy that ain’t my Jesus, I rebuke you in the name of Jesus”

I swear when I left out that room I laughed my ass off like hell
 Quoting: Divinityz



Did anyone else read this, in a Jamaican accent?
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well people are retarded I would have laughed During the conversation and then walked out cause I cant handle People who associate EVERYTHING as being a religious Entity
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Re: I see a psychiatrist and I went to group meeting yesterday and cracked up laughing
Those group sessions might make you feel crazier than you did going in lol
 Quoting: Seagal5


I was thinking the exact opposite lol. When you see people like that you may think you aren't so crazy after all.
 Quoting: 422


So, it seems like that these sessions work.
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Re: I see a psychiatrist and I went to group meeting yesterday and cracked up laughing
It was wrong to laugh at this but this is what happened. I was in group meeting with my psychiatrist and 4 females youngest age 30 so this elderly lady who was in her 60’s start talking about how she met her husband and stuff and that it was a gift from god and she prayed to Jesus about it, this and that then this Jamaican lady who was probably in her 40’s start talking and this is what she says.
She says “when I was 6 years old I had a crush on this 20 year old guy and I liked him then at age 10 me and him had sex and then I didn’t see him again until I was in my 20’s and then he marry me”

But no wait there’s more

she says “oh the guy was a good man, he was so good, It was Jesus, that was Jesus I met” then the 60 yr. old lady says “your saying that was Jesus you had sex with? “ “the lady say yeah that was Jesus I knew it was Jesus because he was such a nice person” you should of seen the look on all their faces, in shock, in disbelief and the lady that was 60 yrs. old started saying “Lord have mercy, Lord have mercy that ain’t my Jesus, I rebuke you in the name of Jesus”

I swear when I left out that room I laughed my ass off like hell
 Quoting: Divinityz


lol

Hope you enjoyed your Thorazine.

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Re: I see a psychiatrist and I went to group meeting yesterday and cracked up laughing
If I was there I would have laughed sooo hard, sooo fucking hard I would have started choking , then maybe vomiting , then continue to laugh until I pissed myself.
That was just fucking classic.really I'm not being sarcastic.
That was truly funny . I don't care if she was crazy.Give yourself credit for leaving the room . You have way more class than I'll ever have !Also ,probably teeth.
Thanks !

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