I see a psychiatrist and I went to group meeting yesterday and cracked up laughing

It was wrong to laugh at this but this is what happened. I was in group meeting with my psychiatrist and 4 females youngest age 30 so this elderly lady who was in her 60’s start talking about how she met her husband and stuff and that it was a gift from god and she prayed to Jesus about it, this and that then this Jamaican lady who was probably in her 40’s start talking and this is what she says.
She says “when I was 6 years old I had a crush on this 20 year old guy and I liked him then at age 10 me and him had sex and then I didn’t see him again until I was in my 20’s and then he marry me”

But no wait there’s more

she says “oh the guy was a good man, he was so good, It was Jesus, that was Jesus I met” then the 60 yr. old lady says “your saying that was Jesus you had sex with? “ “the lady say yeah that was Jesus I knew it was Jesus because he was such a nice person” you should of seen the look on all their faces, in shock, in disbelief and the lady that was 60 yrs. old started saying “Lord have mercy, Lord have mercy that ain’t my Jesus, I rebuke you in the name of Jesus”

I swear when I left out that room I laughed my ass off like hell